Crutchie Morris

ran by @snurphlee ^^

[ask-crutchie]

hey there! the name's charlie morris, but everyone just calls me crutchie. feel free to ask me (almost) anythin' you want!

basic stuff about me:

i'm fifteen, so don't try anythin'

i don't want your pity. i get around perfectly fine without it!

i come from a welsh family, but i don't need 'em no more

the strike happened in july of last year, so now i'm just goin' wit the flow

ooc under the cut ^^

pals:

@ask-finch - finch! - sharpshooter finch

@davidmayerjacobs - davey! - davey the ass

@s4ntafe - jack! - jack da cowboy

@jackkellythecowboy - also jack!

@starlit-kelly - also also jack (dear god why do you have so many accounts)! - my brudda

hiya! this blog is run by @snurphlee. mod and character are both minors!! crutchie and i both use he/him 😼

ocs here: @ask-orbies-ocs

all asks take place post-strike on the date the ask is answered (if that makes sense). rp is welcome!!

if you ask about a headline or recent events i'll try my best to research events that happened around the date of the ask :D

this is my personal interpretation of crutchie (including my oc x canon lol), so don't get offended if something isn't to your liking

canon era and modern au asks are all welcome, just please specify!!

IF YOU SEND ANGSTY ASKS I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER

that's it, hope you enjoy ^^

[ask-crutchie]

hey crutch! what’s the leg say today? I’m feelin it’s not gonna rain, but ya always know better then me

- @s4ntafe

it'll rain and be pretty humid!

[ask-crutchie]

Heyya, Crutch

I drew ya as a boid

It looks like some messed up pigeon or somethin' but it's a kea. I dunno if ya know what those are, but they're real intelligent parrots from New Zealand that look innocent, but have a pretty infamous rep of being, I think the word they used was mischievous?

An' I dunno, it reminded me o' ya

-- @ask-finch

this is real fly (pun intended)!! it's great, i love it!!

[davidmayerjacobs]

Heyya, Dave..?

Is Jack still in da closet?

Like, for sure in there?

-- @ask-finch

He should be? Why, did you see him out of it?

[ask-finch]

Well, I coulda been mistaken but it looked like him an Race were runnin' around (clearly drunk) an' gettin' chased by some o' the Newsies from Woodside...

[davidmayerjacobs]

OH MY GOD- JACK!!

@starlit-kelly

[starlit-kelly]

Oh heyyyyy heh what’s up davveeee.

I swear it was a minor chase….. race and I only tripped like… a few times. And only punched… a few more times. WE’S FIIIINNNEEE

[davidmayerjacobs]

GET OVER HERE AND COME HOME!! LET ME TREAT YOUR WOUNDS!

[starlit-kelly]

…..yes sir.

[ask-finch]

'Ey, since you left, the Woodsiders are gettin' Race pretty good

Ya should come watch, it's entertainin'

[davidmayerjacobs]

OH DEAR GOD- RACE!

(ooc- I don't know any Racetracks.)

[ask-finch]

No, don't break it up, this is fun

(ooc yeah me neither)

[davidmayerjacobs]

GET- FINCH, HELP ME OUT HERE- GET OFF OF HIM!

[ask-finch]

😐

No

[davidmayerjacobs]

YES! NOW LEAVE. ME. ALONE!!

[ask-finch]

Yer fineeee

[davidmayerjacobs]

NO, I GOT PUNCHED YOU IDIOT!

[ask-finch]

Aw, come on

Live a little

[davidmayerjacobs]

OW-

HELP-

YOWCH!-

OH I'M NOT HAVING KIDS!-

JACK-

FINCH!-

HELP!!

[ask-finch]

😐😑😐🍿

[davidmayerjacobs]

@ask-crutchie

CRUTCHIE! HELP!

[snurphlee]

hiya fellas how's it-- oh! finch, think i could have some o' that popcorn?

[davidmayerjacobs]

CRUTCHIE!!

[ask-crutchie]

okay, okay!! *i bang my crutch against a nearby trash can, alarming everyone in the brawl* break it up, fellas! go home!

(ooc- shit wrong blog ignore that please)

[davidmayerjacobs]

Oh my god...

*heavy breathing*

Is... is this what hell feels like?

*black eyes and bruises ✌️*

[ask-crutchie]

you'll be fine, just a bruise.

@starlit-kelly , ya think you could get some ice from the lodge in yer current state?

[starlit-kelly]

eyyy yeah I gotch- wait is that Dave over there? DAVIDS IN THE PILE???

[davidmayerjacobs]

help...

[starlit-kelly]

jeez, how the helled ya get roped in? Need some bandages? And Ise brought food

[davidmayerjacobs]

I don't know... and yes... my ribs hurt...

#got stabbed #bleeding out

[starlit-kelly]

Yikes…. Alright- come on let’s get ya patched up. I brought some ice. Also food for the rest of youse. @ask-crutchie

@ask-finch

[ask-finch]

Eyyy food, thanks Jack

Oh, yeah Crutch ( @ask-crutchie ) , ya can have some popcorn if ya still wanna

[ask-crutchie]

thanks jack, and finch!

[davidmayerjacobs]

Heyya, Dave..?

Is Jack still in da closet?

Like, for sure in there?

-- @ask-finch

He should be? Why, did you see him out of it?

[ask-finch]

Well, I coulda been mistaken but it looked like him an Race were runnin' around (clearly drunk) an' gettin' chased by some o' the Newsies from Woodside...

[davidmayerjacobs]

OH MY GOD- JACK!!

@starlit-kelly

[starlit-kelly]

Oh heyyyyy heh what’s up davveeee.

I swear it was a minor chase….. race and I only tripped like… a few times. And only punched… a few more times. WE’S FIIIINNNEEE

[davidmayerjacobs]

GET OVER HERE AND COME HOME!! LET ME TREAT YOUR WOUNDS!

[starlit-kelly]

…..yes sir.

[ask-finch]

'Ey, since you left, the Woodsiders are gettin' Race pretty good

Ya should come watch, it's entertainin'

[davidmayerjacobs]

OH DEAR GOD- RACE!

(ooc- I don't know any Racetracks.)

[ask-finch]

No, don't break it up, this is fun

(ooc yeah me neither)

[davidmayerjacobs]

GET- FINCH, HELP ME OUT HERE- GET OFF OF HIM!

[ask-finch]

😐

No

[davidmayerjacobs]

YES! NOW LEAVE. ME. ALONE!!

[ask-finch]

Yer fineeee

[davidmayerjacobs]

NO, I GOT PUNCHED YOU IDIOT!

[ask-finch]

Aw, come on

Live a little

[davidmayerjacobs]

OW-

HELP-

YOWCH!-

OH I'M NOT HAVING KIDS!-

JACK-

FINCH!-

HELP!!

[ask-finch]

😐😑😐🍿

[davidmayerjacobs]

@ask-crutchie

CRUTCHIE! HELP!

[snurphlee]

hiya fellas how's it-- oh! finch, think i could have some o' that popcorn?

[davidmayerjacobs]

CRUTCHIE!!

[ask-crutchie]

okay, okay!! *i bang my crutch against a nearby trash can, alarming everyone in the brawl* break it up, fellas! go home!

(ooc- shit wrong blog ignore that please)

[davidmayerjacobs]

Oh my god...

*heavy breathing*

Is... is this what hell feels like?

*black eyes and bruises ✌️*

[ask-crutchie]

you'll be fine, just a bruise.

@starlit-kelly , ya think you could get some ice from the lodge in yer current state?

[davidmayerjacobs]

Heyya, Dave..?

Is Jack still in da closet?

Like, for sure in there?

-- @ask-finch

He should be? Why, did you see him out of it?

[ask-finch]

Well, I coulda been mistaken but it looked like him an Race were runnin' around (clearly drunk) an' gettin' chased by some o' the Newsies from Woodside...

[davidmayerjacobs]

OH MY GOD- JACK!!

@starlit-kelly

[starlit-kelly]

Oh heyyyyy heh what’s up davveeee.

I swear it was a minor chase….. race and I only tripped like… a few times. And only punched… a few more times. WE’S FIIIINNNEEE

[davidmayerjacobs]

GET OVER HERE AND COME HOME!! LET ME TREAT YOUR WOUNDS!

[starlit-kelly]

…..yes sir.

[ask-finch]

'Ey, since you left, the Woodsiders are gettin' Race pretty good

Ya should come watch, it's entertainin'

[davidmayerjacobs]

OH DEAR GOD- RACE!

(ooc- I don't know any Racetracks.)

[ask-finch]

No, don't break it up, this is fun

(ooc yeah me neither)

[davidmayerjacobs]

GET- FINCH, HELP ME OUT HERE- GET OFF OF HIM!

[ask-finch]

😐

No

[davidmayerjacobs]

YES! NOW LEAVE. ME. ALONE!!

[ask-finch]

Yer fineeee

[davidmayerjacobs]

NO, I GOT PUNCHED YOU IDIOT!

[ask-finch]

Aw, come on

Live a little

[davidmayerjacobs]

OW-

HELP-

YOWCH!-

OH I'M NOT HAVING KIDS!-

JACK-

FINCH!-

HELP!!

[ask-finch]

😐😑😐🍿

[davidmayerjacobs]

@ask-crutchie

CRUTCHIE! HELP!

[snurphlee]

hiya fellas how's it-- oh! finch, think i could have some o' that popcorn?

[davidmayerjacobs]

CRUTCHIE!!

[ask-crutchie]

okay, okay!! *i bang my crutch against a nearby trash can, alarming everyone in the brawl* break it up, fellas! go home!

(ooc- shit wrong blog ignore that please)

[ask-crutchie]

Hey there Crutch, can you come to lunch this weekend? I'm tired from work and need to unwind and you're nice to be around.

-David.

sure! just us two?

[davidmayerjacobs]

Probably, yeah. I'll pay.

[ask-crutchie]

sounds nice, i'll be there

[ask-crutchie]

Hey there Crutch, can you come to lunch this weekend? I'm tired from work and need to unwind and you're nice to be around.

-David.

sure! just us two?

[ask-crutchie]

Yep! Jack's been teaching a thing called MS Paint! I've gotten pretty good at it!

(Ooc- I found it on Pinterest.)

ah, i see!

[ask-crutchie]

hey there! the name's charlie morris, but everyone just calls me crutchie. feel free to ask me (almost) anythin' you want!

basic stuff about me:

i'm fifteen, so don't try anythin'

i don't want your pity. i get around perfectly fine without it!

i come from a welsh family, but i don't need 'em no more

the strike happened in july of last year, so now i'm just goin' wit the flow

ooc under the cut ^^

pals:

@ask-finch - finch!

@davidmayerjacobs - davey!

@s4ntafe - jack!

@jackkellythecowboy - also jack!

@starlit-kelly - also also jack (dear god why do you have so many accounts)!

hiya! this blog is run by @snurphlee. mod and character are both minors!! crutchie and i both use he/him 😼

ocs here: @ask-orbies-ocs

all asks take place post-strike on the date the ask is answered (if that makes sense). rp is welcome!!

if you ask about a headline or recent events i'll try my best to research events that happened around the date of the ask :D

this is my personal interpretation of crutchie (including my oc x canon lol), so don't get offended if something isn't to your liking

canon era and modern au asks are all welcome, just please specify!!

IF YOU SEND ANGSTY ASKS I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER

that's it, hope you enjoy ^^

[starlit-kelly]

eyyyy crutchie! Good to see ya on here!

[ask-crutchie]

you too, jackaboy!

[ask-crutchie]

that's great, david. you draw that yourself?

[ask-crutchie]

It'd be real secret.

i said i'd think about it.

[ask-crutchie]

Okay, okay, fine, but can I at least get just you two milkshakes sometime? I know a little place around near where Andy lives, it's a little uptown, but it shouldn't be too expensive and I'd be paying anyways.

Smiles and daffodils, David Mayer Jacobs.

..... maybe. i'll think about it.

[ask-crutchie]

CAN I AT LEAST TELL JACK!? WE HAVE TO GO ON A DOUBLE DATE SOMETIME, WE CAN GET MILKSHAKES LIKE IN THE FLICKERS!

ABSOLUTELY NOT HE WILL NEVER LET ME HEAR THE END O' IT

[ask-crutchie]

Jack taught me to use funny pictures as reactions to events, so I'm trying one out from his gallery.

Omgomgomgomgomgomgomg O M G !!

Still not an ass, with love and excitement, David Mayer Jacobs!

okay, yeah. don't go spreadin' it around, got it? you might meet the wrong side of my crutch if ya do.

[ask-crutchie]

I am not an 'ass'! And also, it could be ANY newsie, even Katherine if you wanted it to be a lavender marriage. And also, you didn't answer my last question- are you and Darwin dating or not?

I've got my eye on you, David Mayer Jacobs

katherine ain't a newsie! ain't she with your sista?

okay, fine. we are maybe a thing.

[ask-crutchie]

Hey there Crutchie! I was wondering, if you had to choose one newsie to, I don't know, say. MARRY, free of cost and legally, who would it be?

With a wink and a nudge, David Mayer Jacobs.

..... shaddup.