Ask The Cryptids

An ask blog for Mothman, Altamaha-ha ("Altie"), Kraken, Great Anaconda ("Annie"), Wendigo, Hellhound, Wolfman (Charlie), and Jersey Devil.

[vspin]

*layin in my bed swingin my legs back n fourth* Just thinking about them:

[daphrona]

fable 3 has some strange enemy categorization so i had to look up if wolves are evil enemies

think thats a little rude....

[darkavcngers]

a stranger things spin off that’s similar to marvel’s “what if…” but it’s live action and it’s just all our gay ships being canon in a parallel universe

[kekisu]

from the gallows

[deadblagel]

Maggie teaches Eddie how to cook!

I’m weak for the Toziers being a found family for Eddie  _(:3」∠)_

[1rakus]

what kind of cookie are you

[folieadeuxdy]

i’ve literally never been dragged so hard. i’m calling the police

[reversewerewolf]

in stark contrast:

[glumshoe]

this test gave me imposter syndrome

[punkbone]

taking this quiz was like being repeatedly hit with a baseball bat while spinning around in an office chair blindfolded

[imjustablipintime-deactivated20]

[melonmemes]

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[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[powerfulwizard]

why doesn’t biblical art ever depict the Snake from the tree with legs. God took away legs from Snakes because the Snake in the tree right? So why doesn’t he ever have legs!!!

[powerfulwizard]

This is all I am able to find

[latter-day-saint-nick]

wuipghpuuhgpaw why does it have a human face why does it have boobs

[transnephi]

Boobs? Those are his

Snitties

[depressed-dark-and-rowdy]

[lainathewitch]

Did anyone else notice that when we were punching nazis everyone hemmed and hawed about it and now were just throwing milkshakes and they are still hemming and hawing about it almost like they will whine if we do *anything* to resist them and we should go back to punching the shit out of them otherwise they will back us into non action

[calleo]

Go in a group, have one or two people throw a milkshake to distract (and possibly ruin an expensive suit), while everyone is distracted going after the milkshake throwers, swoop in and punch.

Or throw a brick or a baseball or something else hard and easy to throw. There’s also the, “Oh hey it’s so nice to meet you I’m a big supporter and–” then punch; that has the added bonus of making them terrified of their own supporters because you never know if it’s a real supporter or someone who’s going to cold clock you.

[lainathewitch]

See you got the right idea.

[ask-cryptids]

Happy New Year from the Cryptids!