fenja (she/her, 23)

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[darkavcngers]

i can fix him (no really i can)

and only i can

“the smoke cloud billows out his mouth”

“the jokes that he told across the bar were revolting and far too loud”

“they shake their heads saying “god, help her” when i tell ‘em he’s my man”

“his hand, so calloused from his pistol, softly traces hearts on my face”

“he had a halo of the highest grade he just hadn’t met me yet”

“good boy, that’s right. come close. i’ll show you heaven if you’ll be an angel all night”

“trust me, i can handle me a dangerous man”

“woah, maybe i can’t”

[darkavcngers]

this just healed something in me good lord

[darkavcngers]

he looks so tired i just wanna give him a hug

[darkavcngers]

either he saw my dm or i’m a witch. either way you’re welcome guys

[goldcrescent]

Rip Jaime Lannister you would have loved to practice diplomacy by getting a traumatic brain injury from fist fighting the tallest blonde woman in Essos but the fates picked Tyland, who hates it so so bad

[prettydeeryess]

RIP Robb Stark, you would've loved to see a stark army crossing the twins 😔😔😔

[kaipaedyn]

“jude has a great day every day. but cardan only has a great day if jude looks at him.”

[darlingod]

Jude: never trusting Cardan even though he can’t lie (valid)

Cardan: trusts Jude with his whole heart even though she can lie (unhinged)

[beloved-daydreams]

Jurdan gets funnier and funnier the more you think about them and realize how much of a big loser both of them are when it comes to love.

Mfs get married to supposedly "form a trustworthy alliance" -> Cardan exiles Jude the next day to impress her, because apparently his rizz disappears when it truly matters 💀 -> Jude takes it seriously, stays in the human world for months and is salty af -> Cardan cries himself to sleep and writes pathetic little letters to her. Like wow you did that to yourself you dumb bitch 😭

And don't get me STARTED on their dumbass confessions. Cardan's was, I'm pretty sure, 80% on a whim. Like, maybe he had prepared the words in his mind but he didn't plan to confess to her right then and there at such a bad time. Says "well you probably already guessed as much" at the end then RUNS AWAY probably because he's overwhelmed and Jude is left standing there like???? No I fucking didn't guess you liked me lmao??? I'm dumb af bro, should've been this direct from the start :')

And Jude's is also hilarious because she says it kind of hurriedly as soon as they're alone, since she had promised herself to tell him the first moment they get together. Girlie confesses and CARDAN DOESN'T BELIEVE HER 😭 so homegirl has to EXPLAIN in DETAILS when she thinks she started to fall for him, why she started to like him, why she believed he didn't like her and why she felt the need to hide it. And ONLY after that whole ass explanation Cardan's finally like "omg!!! You liked me because I'm clever and funny?!?? Omgggg..."

Those fuckers were really married for months before fumbling their way through awkward confessions because they can't indulge in the thought that the other likes them. Like they were legit EMBARRASSED to admit that they like eachother while being MARRIED. Please this is so unserious, get real.

[slightlyrebelliouswriter23]

Jude: *falls from ceiling*

all of Elfhame: clap her in chains!

Cardan:

[lyyzismess]

HAPPY BELATED VALENTINE’S DAY

[lyyzismess]

the Cruel Prince blushing

[darkavcngers]

idk if there are any popular jude duarte fancasts but my pick would be alicia debnam-carey i think she’d absolutely slay

and i sincerely hope timothee chalamet is the unofficial official cardan fancast bc who tf else???

[darkavcngers]

i’ve changed my mind about tc as cardan. may i present to you harry lloyd?

viserys was a pathetic babygirl asshole so we know harry lloyd would know how to play cardan

[darkavcngers]

idk if there are any popular jude duarte fancasts but my pick would be alicia debnam-carey i think she’d absolutely slay

and i sincerely hope timothee chalamet is the unofficial official cardan fancast bc who tf else???

[darkavcngers]

just finished reading How The King Of Elfhame Learned To Hate Stories and now i desperately need the entire cruel prince trilogy from Cardan’s pov…

are there any good fic’s out there? and i mean atyd level good?

[darkavcngers]

i practically devoured the cruel prince trilogy in the span of a couple of days and i can confidently say i am absolutely obsessed with cardan greenbriar my god what a man

[darkavcngers]

i’m over half way through reading the cruel prince and i really like the story so far but there’s just something i don’t really like about holly black’s writing style…

i don’t know what it is exactly. it just doesn’t feel detailed enough and rushed at times. and it just feels kind of emotionless? idk if that’s the right word for it…

also none of the characters have really grown on me so far. not even jude tbh but i think that’ll change with time (i hope)

i’ll definitely finish the series but i really hope it’ll get better because i had really high hopes for this series

please don’t kill me for saying this