Cal The Gaptoothed wonder

A gaptoothed Dadsona who plays tabletop RPGs, loves documentaries, plays the geekiest instrument in the world, and can't ever get his hair to do what he wants it to.

[ask-dadsona-cal]

Do you have any other blogs?

Ooc : @gore-dad-talks you have to be 18 plus but its my personal blog @nightmaredaddyau@caktusgeuse also have to be 18 plus And just a few others that arent as important

[gore-dad-moved]

Game Daddy and Gore Daddy are both answering questions on this server.

While we won’t be able to stream the game, we will be answering questions verbally while playing. So feel free to join this chat and ask away, or just chat with us if you so feel like it! 

[songlyricsprompts]

Ludo Lyrics - Starter sentences!

Too Tired to Wink

“Look at all the stars.”

“We’ve come so far!”

“Even if we don’t know where we are, it’s gotta be somewhere great!”

“I’ve seen a thousand towns.” 

“I got a lot of people telling me I smell like I’m dead.” 

“I got a problem with the object of this ongoing game.” 

“Man, I don’t even know what you’re sayin’!” 

“I can’t wait!” 

Hello My name is your TV

“In the dark I feel you die.” 

“All the girls they lie, and they break your heart.” 

“Here take my hand, I’ll take you home.” 

“The Jackals feast behind your back.” 

“We’ve been together so long. So many memories.” 

All the Stars in Texas

“I’ll get the safe while you start the car, pretty thing!”

“Give me a kiss.” 

“I wanna take you home and start a family.” 

“All the stars in Texas ain’t got nothing on your eyes.” 

“Let’s hit ‘em one more time!” 

“I shot him dead!”

“You were the prettiest thing I ever stole.” 

“We never shot a single one, they’d all been dead for years.” 

“I’ll steal ‘em, if you want ‘em.” 

“Let’s see the goods.” 

“Nice and slow.” 

Lake Pontchartrain 

“I’ll tell it like it happened.” 

“Rest your soul.” 

“Feed your brain.” 

“The whole world is going to hell!” 

“Out of the bayou came a man like the lake had a tongue! He was right up on the glass all yellow eyed, black teethed, banging on the windshield, screaming like a demon at the top of his lungs!”

“Come down to Lake Ponchartrain.” 

“Bad move in retrospect.” 

“COME BACK!” 

“WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU LEAVE THE CAR!?” 

“The voices are calling out from under the lake.” 

“That’s how it happened.”

“WHY WOULD I LIE!?” 

“There were no bodies! I have none to hide!”

“I’m just a boy who lost is friends in the rain!” 

“Any more questions?” 

Love Me Dead

“You’re a gluttonous queen/king!” 

“You’re my sugar plum.” 

“You’re awful.”

“I love you!” 

“Love me dead.”

“Kill me romantically.” 

“You suck so passionately.”

“You’re a parasitic, psycho!”

“Filthy creature!” 

“Does the fun ever start?” 

“You’re hideous!”

“Sexy!” 

“How’s your new boy/girl?”

“Does he/she know about me?”

“You have the mark of the beast.”

“You’re beautiful.” 

[rpmemes-galore]

🌈  Reblog this if your muse is part of the  LGBT+  community!  🌈

[songlyricsprompts]

I Will Survive -Sentence Starters

“I am petrified.”

“I could never live without you by my side.” 

“I spent so many nights…thinking about how you did me wrong.” 

“So you’re back?” 

“I should have changed that stupid lock.” 

“I should have made you leave your key.” 

“Go on now…GO!” 

“Walk out the door….” 

“You’re not welcome anymore.” 

“Weren’t you the one who tried to break me?” 

“Did you think I’d lay down and die?” 

“I’ve got all my love to give.” 

“I spent so many nights just feeling sorry for myself.” 

“You see me, somebody new.” 

“I’m not that chained up little person who’s still in love with you.” 

“You felt like dropping in?” 

“You just expect me to be free?” 

“ I will survive.” 

[ask-dadsona-cal]

Tell us both

Favorite non Alcoholic drink - Freckled Lemonade Favorite alcoholic drink - Anything that tastes sweet.

[ask-dadsona-cal]

What's your favorite drink?

Alcoholic or non? 

[ask-dadsona-cal]

Have you had any one night stands, and if so, when was the last time?

God...not since college, and only in the first year. I had a regular fling for a while, but then I met someone who made me want to actually settle down. 

[ask-dadsona-cal]

Any big part peeves?

Pet peeves? ...I can’t stand the first time they say the word Telephone in the song Telephone Line. 

Tell-EE-phone... uhg!!! It’s just....if you’re gonna say it normally the rest of the song, just say it normally the first time too!! 

The other one is Tetris, not the game itself... but the classic Tetris music. It makes me wanna grab the nearest weapon and hunt down whoever thought it was a good idea, to turn that ol’ Russian folk song, into a grating 8-bit epic that NEVER STOPS! 

[swarnpert]

wine tasting but instead with hard liquors

[swarnpert]

do i detect a hint of sharpie marker

[ask-dadsona-cal]

@cryptidsdickhunter

[pastel-prayers]

Taking note: pray for my friend Mat

@sella-coffee appears to have an unhealthy obsession with taking cats and training them for barista labor! While amusing, I’m running out of benadryl and pumpkin spice lattes are not going to order and drink themselves!

[sella-coffee]

Oddly enough they’ve done more work than Pablo has…

[carmenseeya]

And our coffee creamer isn’t disappearing!

[ask-dadsona-cal]

They purr! Pablo never purred at me when he would serve me coffee....though he did nudge it over to me with his nose one time. That was...weird. 

[ayearofdan]

Actually, on the subject of age, let me throw a quick little PSA your way. Kids don’t lie to adults about your age on the internet. Please. Let adults live in their comfort zones. I know we often hear it the other way around, which is also not okay, but last night I found out a girl I’d been speaking to who said she was mid twenties was actually sixteen. It just… it makes me feel uncomfortable. Please respect adults and what they want. Please don’t lie so that you can engage with them. It’s not cool. That’s all. Thanks.

[yarrayora-deactivated20230104]

#also it makes it difficult for adults to be responsible #an adult is going to talk differently to another adult than they are to a kid or teenager #just don’t lie to people????

[yourlocalcanadian121-deactivate]

Sorry, but I’m young and would like to know a bit more. What if we’re uncomfortable putting our real age on the internet? Do we just say we don’t wanna say our age or is there something else we can say?

[ask-dadsona-cal]

Just say you aren’t legally an adult yet. But just don’t lie and don’t pose as an adult. It can get us actual adults into serious trouble

[fluffyrabidkitten]

Plus it’s for y'alls own safety. A lot of the notes on here are worrying about the adult getting in trouble and yeah that’s important but kids can get really fucked up by the things adults share with each other. We filter ourselves around y'all for your own benefit, so please help us keep you guys safe.

[ayearofdan]

Actually, on the subject of age, let me throw a quick little PSA your way. Kids don’t lie to adults about your age on the internet. Please. Let adults live in their comfort zones. I know we often hear it the other way around, which is also not okay, but last night I found out a girl I’d been speaking to who said she was mid twenties was actually sixteen. It just… it makes me feel uncomfortable. Please respect adults and what they want. Please don’t lie so that you can engage with them. It’s not cool. That’s all. Thanks.

[yarrayora-deactivated20230104]

#also it makes it difficult for adults to be responsible #an adult is going to talk differently to another adult than they are to a kid or teenager #just don’t lie to people????

[yourlocalcanadian121-deactivate]

Sorry, but I’m young and would like to know a bit more. What if we’re uncomfortable putting our real age on the internet? Do we just say we don’t wanna say our age or is there something else we can say?

[ask-dadsona-cal]

Just say you aren't legally an adult yet. But just don't lie and don't pose as an adult. It can get us actual adults into serious trouble

[ghydswfv-deactivated20180412]

I got the border in my bag of goldfish and it’s creeping me out that I’ve never seen one before

[kickbeer]

my 2nd favorite cryptid 

[therandomninjakitty]

[x]

[ask-dadsona-cal]

@cryptidsdickhunter

[ayearofdan]

Actually, on the subject of age, let me throw a quick little PSA your way. Kids don’t lie to adults about your age on the internet. Please. Let adults live in their comfort zones. I know we often hear it the other way around, which is also not okay, but last night I found out a girl I’d been speaking to who said she was mid twenties was actually sixteen. It just… it makes me feel uncomfortable. Please respect adults and what they want. Please don’t lie so that you can engage with them. It’s not cool. That’s all. Thanks.

[yarrayora-deactivated20230104]

#also it makes it difficult for adults to be responsible #an adult is going to talk differently to another adult than they are to a kid or teenager #just don’t lie to people????

[pandaiisms-blog]

Is the roleplaying fandom for here even active anymore?

[ask-dadsona-cal]

Boy howdy, I sure wish we were. Instead of just starting and dropping threads, but I’m as guilty as anyone!