Ask Danger Force

[ask-danger-force]

What’s up everyone? Chapa here from the Man's Nest.

While scrolling through Tumblr, I found Henry and his gang's old Q/A @ask-the-danger-crew and felt like making something for us.

Ray was cool with it, but for a while he used it to pick up moms. He even got Credenza to come on here when they got together.

[I’m going by Mod Cupcake here and I was inspired by the HD blog to make this, as I said before lmaoo. I just love Danger Force sm.]

The people you can talk to and how they talk:

Ray Manchester/Captain Man

Mika Macklin/ShoutOut

Bose O'Brien/Brainstorm

Chapa De Silva/Volt

Miles Macklin/AWOL

Schwoz Schwartz

Buddy Fudgers/Lil Dynomite

[This goes on for the whole series, even beyond the finale.]

[ask-danger-force]

Hihi, I’m Abby, I was wondering if you, Chapa are seeing anyone? I’m lesbian and I like you.. a lot 🥲

Someone likes Chapa? Guess love really does make people blind.

Shut up Miles!

[ask-danger-force]

whats everyone's favourite ice cream flavour?

Well mine is blue.

That's not a flavor, Bose.

Is too.

Guys! Anyways, mine is strawberry.

That's my favorite flavor too.

*Mika and Chapa fist bump.*

Well I like a good pistachio.

Ai, mine too!

BOOORING! Everyone knows that pizza is the best.

Pizza flavored ice cream, really?

Don't knock it till you try it.

[ask-danger-force]

$30. Take it or leave it

What?!

Done.

*Miles teleports Ray to the top of a mountain and comes back.*

Ray (on the mountain): Miles, you’re fired!

[ask-danger-force]

Miles I’ll give you five bucks if you teleport ray to a mountain top for a few minutes

What?!

Make that ten. No, fifteen.

Dude!

No way, thirty's way better.

DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE?!

You're indestructible.

*Ray pouts* But it'll still hurt.

[ask-danger-force]

Why aren't there any asks?! You know how many days it's been?

Blame Chapa. She scared them off when she used her powers to blow up Ray's Credenza pillow.

Uh, or maybe it was because they were tired of you and Bose pretending you guys aren't dating.

We aren't dating!

Everyone else: SUUUUURE.

[askdystopiateam]

Hey everyone! I FINALLY get to introduce myself to you guys!

You already know my name is Missy, but that’s not the only thing you should know. I’m actually not just Henry and Jasper’s adopted kid, I’m also - Henry’s sidekick.

Nice to OFFICIALLY meet you guys!

[ask-danger-force]

Glad you’re on the team Missy.

Yeah.

Same.

Eh it’s fine.

Uh, Bose, Mika? Why are you guys holding hands?

*Bose and Mika’s faces turned red.*

[getyoursorryasstomine]

Hensper edit

[ask-the-danger-crew]

*chokes on nonexistent water*

OXDODKFKDOXO-

AAAAAA

[ask-danger-force]

Omg you’re back eek!

[ask-the-danger-crew]

[ Who said I ever left? ]

[ask-danger-force]

[ I haven’t seen you in a while. ]

[askdystopiateam]

(yall yall yall we should do a joint post lol)

[ask-danger-force]

[Yesss that would totally eat!]

[askdystopiateam]

Hey Henry, what tie looks better? Red or blue.

Pretend like they’re both popsicle flavors. Which one would be more tasty? 😋

[ask-danger-force]

That’s easy: blue.

You know my sister won’t care what tie you’re wearing.

I told you: I’m not going on a date with Mika. I’m going on a date with a girl from the gym.

[getyoursorryasstomine]

Hensper edit

[ask-the-danger-crew]

*chokes on nonexistent water*

OXDODKFKDOXO-

AAAAAA

[ask-danger-force]

Omg you’re back eek!

[ask-the-danger-crew]

[ Who said I ever left? ]

[ask-danger-force]

[ I haven’t seen you in a while. ]

[getyoursorryasstomine]

Hensper edit

[ask-the-danger-crew]

*chokes on nonexistent water*

OXDODKFKDOXO-

AAAAAA

[ask-danger-force]

Omg you’re back eek!

[askdystopiateam]

Hey Missy,

Don’t listen to anything your dad said about me and Bose. We are not together nor in love.

Yeah, I smell Bullshit.

[ask-danger-force]

But it’s true! We’re not in love, not even a little.

Yeah, I mean if that were true, why would I be getting ready for a date right now?

[askdystopiateam]

Hey Henry, just wanted to ask, when you went on your first date with Jasper, did you get any flowers? And if you did, what kind?

Yeah lol I got him red roses. Why? Planning on finally confessing your love to Mika? :)

[ask-danger-force]

*Bose laughs nervously* No! I-I was asking because…Chapa has a date. Yeah, I was asking for Chapa.

No, I don’t.

No, you don’t! Wait…

[askdystopiateam]

Henry, you don’t have to come to Swellview. Everything’s fine and normal.

Yeah, I mean, you should be off spending time with your fiance. Not trying to convince us we’re boyfriend and girlfriend. *Mika nervously chuckles*

Nah, I’m on my fiancée’s side, yall need to get your shit together. I’m coming with him.

Thank you, nene ❤️

Anytime ❤️

[ask-danger-force]

Again we’re fine! We’re just friends with benefits.

When we all went to the movies together, you two were snuggling.

Friends snuggle!

You guys also made dinner plans.

A friend can have dinner alone with another friend.

*Buddy, Miles, and Chapa just shook their heads.*

[askdystopiateam]

Hey Missy, it’s nice to meet you. We’re Danger Force.

Awww thanks!! I heard so much about you guys from Henry. I’m so glad I found this blog ❤️

Missy, again, you’re not even-

LET ME HAVE THIS.

…Alright, alright, fine!

[ask-danger-force]

I'm Miles, and this is my boyfriend Buddy.

*Buddy giggles* I like when you call me your boyfriend.

*Miles giggles* I like calling you my boyfriend.

Anyways, this is Chapa, I’m Mika.

*Chapa smirks* And this is her boyfriend, Bose.

He’s not my boyfriend!

I’m not her boyfriend!

[askdystopiateam]

Henry, are these the other kids who you said had really complicated relationships?

Yuuuuuuup.

LMAO YOU TOLD HER ABOUT BOMIKA?!!

I TOLD HER BRIEFLY. NOT ALL OF IT.

[ask-danger-force]

Bomika?

They combined our names together, honey.

*Bose chuckles* Oh, right. *He kisses Mika*

[askdystopiateam]

Will yall stop it with your painful acting and just admit you’re together already???

And I thought you and Jasper were bad.

CHAR.

What? It’s true!

[ask-danger-force]

There’s nothing to admit. Right honey?

Exactly right buddy.

*Bose and Mika snuggle up to each other.*

[askdystopiateam]

….Thats it. I’m done. Ray, I can’t believe I’m asking this but pick up my next phone call.

[ask-danger-force]

Copy that.

Is this really necessary?

[askdystopiateam]

It is until you oblivious lovebirds get your shit together.

[ask-danger-force]

Who are these oblivious lovebirds you’re talking about? They sound like a handful. *Bose chuckles*

Sweetie, they’re talking about us.

We’re not lovebirds!

[askdystopiateam]

That’s it. I’m taking the first flight back to Swellview. Be ready.

[ask-danger-force]

And be here as soon as possible so you can get them to stop.

Bose and Mika: Hey!

[askdystopiateam]

If I get you guys flakey jake’s on the way will yall stop kissing?

[ask-danger-force]

Never! I love kissing my not-girlfriend.

[askdystopiateam]

Yeah I’m still getting y’all pizza.

[ask-danger-force]

Yes! *Bose pumps his fist in the air*

[askdystopiateam]

Hey Missy, it’s nice to meet you. We’re Danger Force.

Awww thanks!! I heard so much about you guys from Henry. I’m so glad I found this blog ❤️

Missy, again, you’re not even-

LET ME HAVE THIS.

…Alright, alright, fine!

[ask-danger-force]

I'm Miles, and this is my boyfriend Buddy.

*Buddy giggles* I like when you call me your boyfriend.

*Miles giggles* I like calling you my boyfriend.

Anyways, this is Chapa, I’m Mika.

*Chapa smirks* And this is her boyfriend, Bose.

He’s not my boyfriend!

I’m not her boyfriend!

[askdystopiateam]

Henry, are these the other kids who you said had really complicated relationships?

Yuuuuuuup.

LMAO YOU TOLD HER ABOUT BOMIKA?!!

I TOLD HER BRIEFLY. NOT ALL OF IT.

[ask-danger-force]

Bomika?

They combined our names together, honey.

*Bose chuckles* Oh, right. *He kisses Mika*

[askdystopiateam]

Will yall stop it with your painful acting and just admit you’re together already???

And I thought you and Jasper were bad.

CHAR.

What? It’s true!

[ask-danger-force]

There’s nothing to admit. Right honey?

Exactly right buddy.

*Bose and Mika snuggle up to each other.*

[askdystopiateam]

….Thats it. I’m done. Ray, I can’t believe I’m asking this but pick up my next phone call.

[ask-danger-force]

Copy that.

Is this really necessary?

[askdystopiateam]

It is until you oblivious lovebirds get your shit together.

[ask-danger-force]

Who are these oblivious lovebirds you’re talking about? They sound like a handful. *Bose chuckles*

Sweetie, they’re talking about us.

We’re not lovebirds!

[askdystopiateam]

That’s it. I’m taking the first flight back to Swellview. Be ready.

[ask-danger-force]

And be here as soon as possible so you can get them to stop.

Bose and Mika: Hey!

[askdystopiateam]

If I get you guys flakey jake’s on the way will yall stop kissing?

[ask-danger-force]

Never! I love kissing my not-girlfriend.

[askdystopiateam]

Hey Missy, it’s nice to meet you. We’re Danger Force.

Awww thanks!! I heard so much about you guys from Henry. I’m so glad I found this blog ❤️

Missy, again, you’re not even-

LET ME HAVE THIS.

…Alright, alright, fine!

[ask-danger-force]

I'm Miles, and this is my boyfriend Buddy.

*Buddy giggles* I like when you call me your boyfriend.

*Miles giggles* I like calling you my boyfriend.

Anyways, this is Chapa, I’m Mika.

*Chapa smirks* And this is her boyfriend, Bose.

He’s not my boyfriend!

I’m not her boyfriend!

[askdystopiateam]

Henry, are these the other kids who you said had really complicated relationships?

Yuuuuuuup.

LMAO YOU TOLD HER ABOUT BOMIKA?!!

I TOLD HER BRIEFLY. NOT ALL OF IT.

[ask-danger-force]

Bomika?

They combined our names together, honey.

*Bose chuckles* Oh, right. *He kisses Mika*

[askdystopiateam]

Will yall stop it with your painful acting and just admit you’re together already???

And I thought you and Jasper were bad.

CHAR.

What? It’s true!

[ask-danger-force]

There’s nothing to admit. Right honey?

Exactly right buddy.

*Bose and Mika snuggle up to each other.*

[askdystopiateam]

….Thats it. I’m done. Ray, I can’t believe I’m asking this but pick up my next phone call.

[ask-danger-force]

Copy that.

Is this really necessary?

[askdystopiateam]

It is until you oblivious lovebirds get your shit together.

[ask-danger-force]

Who are these oblivious lovebirds you’re talking about? They sound like a handful. *Bose chuckles*

Sweetie, they’re talking about us.

We’re not lovebirds!

[askdystopiateam]

That’s it. I’m taking the first flight back to Swellview. Be ready.

[ask-danger-force]

And be here as soon as possible so you can get them to stop.

Bose and Mika: Hey!