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Things I think the Dangerverse did as toddlers (ft the parents)
Ray - ambushed his dad by sweetly asking him to sit at the kitchen table and abruptly climbed onto his shoulders. He did this twice before Carl figured out it was a game and played along when he was in a good mood
Schwoz - crawled around with a blanket over his head and yelled “I’m not here” (his own language ofc) while bumping into his mother’s legs
Henry - stiff car seat entry. Only for Kris. She had to fold him in half like a disconnected door hinge and hope he didn’t fall through her arms with all his squirming.
Piper - “NOT YOU, ONLY ME” whenever someone sang along to the radio
Charlotte - had a favorite stuffed animal. Immediate meltdown mode if it was moved an inch to the left of where she’d put it. Tried to put it on the lit stove once. This turned into fifteen minutes of trying to put her in her room for being unsafe
Jasper - slept in a cupboard. Not for neglect reasons, he just appreciated the enclosed space. The family cat did wonders for his sense of where all the small things are he could fit in. Unfortunately this also resulted in him getting his head stuck in a railing more than once
Mika - “moooooom. Mama! Mama! Moooooommmmmuhhhhhh!” *deep sigh* “Yes Mika?” “…nevermind” *internal screaming*
Miles - Velcro kid. He didn’t care where he was just don’t put him down 😤
Bose - iPad baby while he mom was dealing with her vices (mostly ppl in almost power but she probably got herself fucked up here and there)
Chapa - got caught eating sugar out of the bowl, stared into her mother’s eyes as she took another bite and then threw the whole thing to the floor
Buddy - banged on the window with excited screeches whenever his dad came home. Waited for a week after Drex got arrested. Cried the first few days, and then forgot about him for a bit
it's always been kind of weird to me how some dangerverse kids seem to age much faster than others - like, piper at 12 looks older than the main three at 13. and it's also strange to see the way the characters change over the years - when you look at a picture of s1 henry and then s5 henry there are differences. so today i finally gave in to the urge to make this and wasted a good hour and a half
i couldn't find buddy's age on the wiki so i just used his actor's age. apparently buddy is a year older than the df kids?? which just feels wrong. also it was SUCH a pain to find pictures of the df kids from the right seasons
I can VERY VIVIDILY imagine this boy listening to the most sad emo indie music to ever be created after reading an angst filled my little pony fic and saying "gee wilikers, I sure am feeling sad!" Well staring at the ceiling of his bedroom that has those little light up star stickers.
🗣☺️ for the wip ask game?
:D <3
🗣 Share your favorite dialogue exchange.
hmm- due to recency bias, i'll go with some fun dialogue i just wrote today. <3 out-of-context piece of a conversation between chapa, bose, and buddy. <3
"No, that just means you're questioning your gender for the third time this week. And Miles said that if it gets to four before the weekend then we have to let Mika give her slideshow presentation about gender to help you figure things out. And, Bose? I love you, I would kill for you, I wish you the best of luck in your journey of self-discovery- but Mika's presentation is two and a half hours long. And I am not sitting through that. So we're just- going to come back to that later." She paused. "Like. This weekend. Sleepover." Bose nodded, grinning. "Sounds good." Buddy blinked. "…I think I lost the metaphor."
☺️ Share a happy line.
snippet of percy jackson AU bose & chapa fluff. <3
He couldn't help the triumphant grin as he immediately curled into her side, dropping his head against her shoulder with a sleepy hum. Chapa scoffed at him. "You're a scheming jerk." The comment was somewhat undercut by the fact that she had already started rubbing soft circles into the back of his sweater by the time the words left her mouth. "I'm your favorite ever." Bose countered with a yawn, eyes closing again. He had almost fully slipped back into sleep, content with the affection and warmth radiating off the other demigods, when he heard the muttered response. "…yeah, you are." Quiet enough that she probably didn't think he could hear.
thanks for the ask!! :D <3
Stuck In The Rain.
I miss df and Bomika, so I wrote this little story for fun. Just to write again, as I'm kinda working on other projects and thought it would be fun to write a mindless, short one-off. It ends unresolved but maybe i'll write more if i want to continue it. enjoy :)
how do you think henry handled ray forgiving drex?
I love this question actually
so I think it'd go in stages, the first stage would be after he's told he thinks it's a joke, he thinks that it's a really mean spirited joke and is like "don't say that it isn't funny"
then when he finally admits to himself it's not a joke he tries to rationalize, he asks if drex spent time going to therapy, or doing community service, maybe both, he assumes drex must have put in incredible effort to ever be forgiven
when he's told that no they just did the M.I.L.E.S method he's pissed off
he has a bad reaction and he isn't talking to ray and then he meets buddy and assumes ray decided to put things aside for the sake of his step son
hen starts to come to terms with it and then he goes to talk to ray and opens with "it was really big of you to try and make sure that you have a working relationship with your step son's entire family" and ray's like "what? no I was practicing to forgive credenza for watching a new episode of genuine moments without me. I didn't even know drex was buddy's dad at the time"
and henry gets really mad again because forgiving a nemesis for trying to kill henry was seen as less difficult than forgiving someone ray loved who watched tv without him
and they fight like the end of hd
eventually henry learns to live with it because he really does love ray, but he never forgives drex and avoids him at all cost
henry-way this turned a bit more into the whole situation I think would happen and not just specifically hen's thoughts lol
hope it answers your question tho!
also hen would never ever be upset with buddy over who his dad is because he doesn't believe in blaming the son for the crimes of the father and he actually finds buddy really cool and likes hanging out with him (I love them both I need them to like each other)
dyna-mi-te? must be italian (/ref)