Daddy's Home

I see you have questions. I'll answer them... at a cost. 18+ Only

[coffebits]

The space dads✨

[coredrive]

[coffebits]

Obi Wan is making fun of Anakin because Padmé didn’t allow him to drive her car saying that he never respects the traffic lights and just wants to go fast (also, Obi Wan forced him to put on the seatbelt lol)

[ask-darth-daddy]

Okay but how do you keep your helmet so shiny?

"general polish, and a housekeeping droid."

[acciokenobi]

the end starts now.

(insp. by @laciefuyu❤️)

[limitless-evolution]

[cranity]

Snapchat shenanigans part 4, part of Ahsoka’s sc stories

[call-me-schmidt]

[anakin-skywalker]

The path to the dark side.

[cranity]

So you know this image:

[just-a-girl-from-tatooine]

My Uncle sent me this the other day and I cried legitimate tears

[sincerest-luke-skywalker]

Well it's a legitimate strategy against @ask-darth-daddy

[kenobiies]

The Empire Strikes Back (1980) || Return of the Jedi (1983)

[dobbywan]

[sabinemorans]

@ask-darth-daddy

[illustrationsideration]

to wish impossible things - Nicolás R. Giacondino

[shes-aghostship]

[ask-darth-daddy]

Hey, so it's been 40 years and you have yet to apologise for cutting off my hand, father. - @sincerest-luke-skywalker

“And you left me on the Death Star. I say we’re even.” 

[sincerest-luke-skywalker]

"I did not." Luke replied, indignant. "I brought your body back to Endor and burned it. You have no legs to stand on. Pun intended."

[ask-darth-daddy]

“Yet here we are having this conversation.” Vader sighs under his breathe “This is why Leia is the favourite.”  “What is it that you truly seek from this. Is this retribution? Or you just want to torture your poor old father.”

[sincerest-luke-skywalker]

"All I want is an apology." Luke replied. "That's it." He raised an eyebrow. "You do know what an apology is, right? It's where you say 'I'm sorry Luke for cutting off your hand!' "

[ask-darth-daddy]

“ Am I to apologize for every inconvenience in your life?  There is only one person who deserves an apology and I believe you know who that is.” He points at the kids prosthetic hand. “You should be thanking me. Your desire to be so unlike me swayed you away from this.” Vader gestures vaguely to himself. Deciding if walking away is a fee-sable task. 

[sincerest-luke-skywalker]

Luke knew there was no hope of recieving an apology, so he decided to just give up. "Fine."

He turned his back and started to walk away. "Tell Leia that Han wants to meet her at the cantina tonight. Apparently it's for a date."

[ask-darth-daddy]

Vader’s fingers twitch before calling back. “I am not your messenger doid.” shaking his head before quickly calls R2. Looking down he taps the top of it’s dome lightly. “You follow her. Make sure shes home by 22.” 

[sincerest-luke-skywalker]

"I'm going out with Han too, later!" Luke conveniently worded it to sound suspicious.

[ask-darth-daddy]

Vader takes a moment to process what the child had said. “Going out....with Han?” Maybe he needed C3P0 for translation. Or even better time to find his wife to help him fill in the blanks.  Looking down at R2 he speaks in Astromech make sure they both stay out of trouble. Record anything shady and remember what I said. They are to be back home by 22:00″ 

[ask-darth-daddy]

Hey, so it's been 40 years and you have yet to apologise for cutting off my hand, father. - @sincerest-luke-skywalker

“And you left me on the Death Star. I say we’re even.” 

[sincerest-luke-skywalker]

"I did not." Luke replied, indignant. "I brought your body back to Endor and burned it. You have no legs to stand on. Pun intended."

[ask-darth-daddy]

“Yet here we are having this conversation.” Vader sighs under his breathe “This is why Leia is the favourite.”  “What is it that you truly seek from this. Is this retribution? Or you just want to torture your poor old father.”

[sincerest-luke-skywalker]

"All I want is an apology." Luke replied. "That's it." He raised an eyebrow. "You do know what an apology is, right? It's where you say 'I'm sorry Luke for cutting off your hand!' "

[ask-darth-daddy]

“ Am I to apologize for every inconvenience in your life?  There is only one person who deserves an apology and I believe you know who that is.” He points at the kids prosthetic hand. “You should be thanking me. Your desire to be so unlike me swayed you away from this.” Vader gestures vaguely to himself. Deciding if walking away is a fee-sable task. 

[sincerest-luke-skywalker]

Luke knew there was no hope of recieving an apology, so he decided to just give up. "Fine."

He turned his back and started to walk away. "Tell Leia that Han wants to meet her at the cantina tonight. Apparently it's for a date."

[ask-darth-daddy]

Vader’s fingers twitch before calling back. “I am not your messenger doid.” shaking his head before quickly calls R2. Looking down he taps the top of it’s dome lightly. “You follow her. Make sure shes home by 22.”