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@ask-davesbro
I HAVE TRANSLATED MY WORDS INTO A HUMAN LANGUAGE FOR ALL YOU DIMWITS- I MEAN, LOVELY PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND. This is Casey! :D If you don't know who I am, I'm John's orange salamander daughter. Dave keeps trying to get John to eat me and stuff, and it's scary! D: Can you please stop him, mister bro? *huggles*
What?! I told him that we don't eat other fully-sentient creatures, let alone force others to eat them! I'm gonna have to tell him how not-rad that is..
Hi mr. Strider! :B - John egbert
Why hello there, John. I assume you're looking for Dave?
I SAW WHERE COOKIES WEREN’T
AND SAID
NO
THIS WILL NOT DO
THIS WILL NOT DO
I MADE MY OWN FOOD WITH SCIENCE.
Every time I see this on my dash I smile.
Cookies are fucking goddamn delicious.
baking is manly as hell
bro is this you
THIS IS AMAZING
No, Dave. This time it is not me. Sorry to disappoint.
BRO THERE IS NOTHING TO EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
my prayers have been answered. It is back.
Dave! I said I'd get more apple juice when I went out!
Strife. On the roof. 3 o clock.
Sorry. I'm making another smuppet at that time. This one will be called 'Julio'.
And I'll also put them here.
i tried to do fem!dave but i ended up kind of looking like a spoiled rich girl
>implying that isn’t what dave is
^correct statements^
you guys realize dave used cinderblocks as tables
you realize dave lived in a fucking penthouse apartment in houston and had like two huge flatscreens and state of the art computers
do i see a keyblade in the corner
the striders have a lot of money, but bro decides to buy shitty swords and fabric instead of things like tables and food. he has priorities.
Bro never grew up. He never learned fiscal responsibility. His fate was kinda thrust upon him.
Tables are kinda useless. They just take up space. And I do buy food. Dave just won't ingest anything but apple juice. And I can't blame him. Apple juice is fucking awesome.
So it was Tacky Workout Day at school today. I am tacky workout Dave.
Dave did you really go to that one guy-who-totally-isn't-also-me's page and copy the picture and post it on your blog? Not cool.
thank you for three four years of this beautiful thing
h ah a little typo there i fixed it please reblog this version :’)
im gonna cry reblog this version please i messed up my 4/13 post this year too ha ha go homestuck
Yes.
BRO THERE IS NOTHING TO EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
jeezus
The striders keep chips and top ramen in the fridge because dairy products are for suckers.
Dave, quit your bitchin' and just grab that frozen pizza.
