Ten times Ten times Ten times Ten times Bee

I am now as many as ten thousand of the bees.

[ampervadasz]

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

this is honest to god what we should all feel like at all times

[worthikids]

Jason & Friends

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

me, a 1967 housewife and homemaker, preparing a pork roast for my three children and unappreciative businessman husband while Star Trek s02e01 “Amok Time” plays on my brand-new state-of-the-art color TV in the background, minding my own business, happening to glance up during the fight scene:

[theguardianoflasttuesday]

It would have been a pretty late dinner for kids.  It its first run, Trek started 8:30pm, so the fight scene would have been at almost 9:30pm.

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

You really just gonna walk into this home and criticize my parenting? As if I don’t do enough for this family? Why did I ever marry you? You didn’t even thank me for the pork roast I worked on all evening IswearIdossomuchforyouandyounevertakethetimetoappreciateitI’msodamntiredallthetimemybackhurtsfromcookingporkroastjustletmerelaxandwatchsomefuckingstartrekyouasshole-

[spunkywench]

I can’t believe that we live in such a dystopia that people are reverting to roleplaying as 60′s housewives to cope. smh 2020 I expected better from you.

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

When I try to make a meme about watching the gay ass homoerotic fight scene from Star Trek but all people wanna do is psychoanalyze me, and also I burned the pot roast cause I was distracted by an argument with my husband

[spindlewit]

a little shelter.

[process on patreon]

[travelingplants]

[monstera in the sunshine] ☀️

[burgerlords]

[larrytrainor]

boba actually means boob 😔

BITCH WHAT THE FUCK

[anarch0possum]

we been drinkin

titty tea

[imjustmeat]

Oh, to be young, unleashed in a Barnes & Nobles with a fifty dollar gift card, buying whichever books had a dragon drawn on the cover.

[mlarayoukai-archive]

Gamer food pellets

[hexspin-deactivated20210430]

Make sure you buy your gamer only higher quality food pellets, I once went for the cheaper stuff only to discover my game belly up in their tank, I had to bury them in my backyard and I couldn’t get a new gamer until much later and I still miss my old gamer. :/

[nierreplicantver122474487239]

nuts of destruction

[buttplugfoetus]

[napoleoninrags]

There should be no billionaires.

[voiceboss]

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[adulthoodisokay]

holy shit

[gored-veggies]

[noahnomore]

[officialnaomicampbell]

tf is up with my feed lately? Y’all depressed?

[gt-r-deactivated20200602]

there’s a pandemic naomi

[logarto]

eww why are you having salad

are you five years old

[moonmoon-aint-stalk]

a friend of mine is allergic to salad, when he eats salad he literally throws up

[logarto]

ok. i am not your friend who is allergic to salad though

[vaquer0s]

so two trucks by lemon demon has a bpm of 114…

[kaijuno]

Real boot goofin hours