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this is honest to god what we should all feel like at all times
Jason & Friends
me, a 1967 housewife and homemaker, preparing a pork roast for my three children and unappreciative businessman husband while Star Trek s02e01 “Amok Time” plays on my brand-new state-of-the-art color TV in the background, minding my own business, happening to glance up during the fight scene:
It would have been a pretty late dinner for kids. It its first run, Trek started 8:30pm, so the fight scene would have been at almost 9:30pm.
You really just gonna walk into this home and criticize my parenting? As if I don’t do enough for this family? Why did I ever marry you? You didn’t even thank me for the pork roast I worked on all evening IswearIdossomuchforyouandyounevertakethetimetoappreciateitI’msodamntiredallthetimemybackhurtsfromcookingporkroastjustletmerelaxandwatchsomefuckingstartrekyouasshole-
I can’t believe that we live in such a dystopia that people are reverting to roleplaying as 60′s housewives to cope. smh 2020 I expected better from you.
When I try to make a meme about watching the gay ass homoerotic fight scene from Star Trek but all people wanna do is psychoanalyze me, and also I burned the pot roast cause I was distracted by an argument with my husband
a little shelter.
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[monstera in the sunshine] ☀️
boba actually means boob 😔
BITCH WHAT THE FUCK
we been drinkin
titty tea
Oh, to be young, unleashed in a Barnes & Nobles with a fifty dollar gift card, buying whichever books had a dragon drawn on the cover.
Gamer food pellets
Make sure you buy your gamer only higher quality food pellets, I once went for the cheaper stuff only to discover my game belly up in their tank, I had to bury them in my backyard and I couldn’t get a new gamer until much later and I still miss my old gamer. :/
nuts of destruction
There should be no billionaires.
[Yes, I had to do it. Yes, all the voices are me. Lyrics under the cut.]
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tf is up with my feed lately? Y’all depressed?
there’s a pandemic naomi
eww why are you having salad
are you five years old
a friend of mine is allergic to salad, when he eats salad he literally throws up
ok. i am not your friend who is allergic to salad though
so two trucks by lemon demon has a bpm of 114…
Real boot goofin hours