david owen-van patten

i love my husband || lizards are nice || i have... many children 

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Your radiance is blinding.

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ur sêxÿ

No.

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i agree with the anon

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:( 

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:D!

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:,( 

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:3?

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D: 

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:(

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:)? 

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ur sêxÿ

No.

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i agree with the anon

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:( 

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:D!

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:,( 

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:3?

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D: 

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ur sêxÿ

No.

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i agree with the anon

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:( 

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:D!

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:,( 

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ur sêxÿ

No.

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i agree with the anon

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:( 

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how was the féäst

It was... alright

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ur sêxÿ

No.

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hand over ur sneks,,, or elsë

No. 

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am gay 4 u

Why 

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folks, I’m just gonna say it. I don’t think it rains for long enough periods of time. it rains hard, it sounds good, I’m comfortable inside, but within 5 minutes the jig is up. the dream is over. I think it should rain for longer periods of time than it presently does

[silverjirachi]

a frog made this post

[nefeloudi]

I mean sex is fine but have you ever nap with someone hugging you?

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Ask my muse questions you think will make them angry or upset.

Pull no punches! Make them try to fight you, or try to push them to tears!

[strawbebby-boy]

can i push a boy against a wall and kiss him? can i pull a boy down by his tie and give him a passionate kiss? can i pull a boy into my lap and gently kiss him? can i wrap my hands around a boys waist and kiss his shoulders? can i kiss a hecking boy???

[flannelpunkcalum]

cute nickname asks!!!!

angel - what’s one character trait you like about yourself?

doll - what’s your favourite outfit? 

pumpkin - what’s your favourite weather and why?

baby - what makes you feel better when you’re down?

sugarpie - what’s your favourite sweet treat?

kitten - are you a dog person or a cat person?

princess - if you could live in any other time period, which would it be?

peach - what’s your ideal aesthetic?

darling -  what romantic gesture makes you feel the most loved?

button - do you have a type? what is it like?

sweet pea - what’s your favourite flower?

petal - what’s your favourite smell or perfume?

sunshine - what’s the nicest compliment you’ve ever gotten?

baby girl - how do you like to be held?

lover - how do you show someone you like them?

buttercup - what does/would your online dating bio say?

boo - what’s your dream date?

cupcake - if you’re treating yourself, what do you do?

wild thing - what’s something about you that surprises people?

bubba - tell me a funny story from your childhood. 

honey - what’s your favourite hot drink?

love bug - what song would you love to have sung to you?

cutie - what’s your favourite fairytale?

dumpling - what’s your favourite movie right now?

my love - what would your dream home be like?

dear - pick whatever question you’d most like to answer!

[labias]

I can’t wait to be married and wear my wedding ring all the time and tell everyone I’m married like it’s a personality trait

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Hello hello hello 

// @ask-paul-owen @ask-sam-reynolds @ask-craig-mcdermott

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What the hell are you doing here? 

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What 

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You already fucking know what. 

Piss off and leave my family the hell alone. 

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Hello hello hello 

// @ask-paul-owen @ask-sam-reynolds @ask-craig-mcdermott

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...

What the hell are you doing here?