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🎶 (Bum bum bum ba-dum ba-dum) A duck walked up to the lemonade stand, and he said to the man runnin' the stand. "Hey! (Bum bum bum) got any grapes?" 🎶
"Uhh...what are you singing, Lucifer?"
"It's called the Duck song, and it's a masterpiece of a song! I even have a ringtone of it on my phone too, Jesus!"
"Is that so?"
"Yup! Wait... you've never heard of this song before, little brother?"
Jesus nervously looks at Lucifer, and unfortunately shakes his head... signifying he doesn't know of "The Duck song."
To be continued...
*offers u the duck with the knife*
You know the one//
I know you do//
"OOOO!!!!! AN AUTHENTIC, VINTAGE SERIAL KILLER DUCK!!!! 👀✨
"Serial killer...duck?"
"Yup! Serial killer duck! They're a rarity, and one of my best works of Craftsmanship yet, little brother!"
Even though Jesus doesn't understand Lucifer sometimes....he doesn't want to be rude/offending the eldest of the Morningstar siblings. he just simply nods, and smile at him.
"Ok Lucifer."
HELLO
"Hello, greetings, and salutations!"
"Greetings, my friend."
Dook
"Dook!"
"Hello everyone! I'm back after...who knows how long I've been gone... but I'm finally back, and I bring you a special guest today!"
"Um... should I wave to the people or-?"
"Just greet them, and tell them about you, little brother."
The bearded man nodded, and introduces himself.
"Greetings everyone. My name is Jesus Christ... yes, that Jesus Christ. The one who died in the cross, and is the son of God."
"Pfft... more like the youngest son of Father"
Jesus rolled his eye, and sighs at Lucifer's teasing of him.
"Yes, big brother. I'm the youngest out of the Morningstar siblings...even though my name is Christ not Morningstar. And you are the eldest of us siblings, second to Michael ArchAngel Morningstar."
"Correct! And since it's past your birthday, and we never celebrated together unlike our other siblings... I thought about hanging out with the youngest of my siblings, try getting along with them, and have everlasting bonds, and memories!"
"I... I guess you're right, Lucifer. Although you should calm down with your obsession with ducks... especially rubber duckies."
"And you should also calm down, and stop with your Eggnog addiction aswell too, Jesus!"
"...Touchè"
*Lucifer Morningstar has finally returned, and Jesus Christ is temporarily available for asks!"
Any funny duck jokes?…
🍎What’s a ducklings favorite game?🍎
🍎Beakaboo!🍎
~~~~~ 🍎What time do ducks get up?🍎
🍎The quack of dawn!🍎
~~~~~
🍎What does a duck wear to a fancy event?🍎
🍎A duck-sedo!🍎
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Those are pretty hilarious, and also funny! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
@king–of–ducks
🍎The invasion has begun.🍎
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! YES! GO MY DUCK ARMY, AND WE'LL PUNISH ALL THOSE HUMANS WHO KILL YOU FOR FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Hello, and welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!"
Charlie happily greets on the two Hellborn demons that she doesn't seem to recognize at all.
@askprincessofhell
Bahamut and Tiamaht walked over to the desk
Well princess I must say this is quite the endeavor of yours. I hope it goes well.
Tiamaht was staring at the painting on the wall. Who's this guy?
"Hm? Oh... that would be Sir Pentious... one of our former guest here at the Hotel... he sacrificed his own life, and we in the greatly missed him alot."
The Princess of Hell slowly closed her eyes, and smiled sadly remembering Sir Pentious's great sacrifice.
Tiamaht, I know you're not big on emotional moments. You go. Princess, is your father here? It's important that I see him. I have some troubling news. And it's news for you and him. If he's not then I can return.
Sure bro just remember to give him my side of the report too. Good day princess. The woman said before bowing and leaving the hotel to go fly off in her dragon form back to the badlands (a lore thing on my pinned post explains it)
Lucifer teleports, and appears before them.
"Yes? Did somebody wanted to meet me?"
Hello sire. It's been an age since I'd last reported directly. I have some fairly bad news and well it's about... Her... So if there's anyone or anything you need to be ready to hear this news I suggest you two gather your mental faculties for the news. The dragon said standing there in his demon form with a rather somber look on his face.
"Wait... Mom? What has happened to my Mom? By the way, who are you and how do you even know about my parents?"
It's no surprise you don't remember me princess. I'm Bahamut, Great Dragon of Hell, guardian of Hell's knowledge, records, and magics. My sister who's gone off back to her work in the badlands is the guardian of relics. And as for the news about her, there's no sign of her in the badlands. And knowing this I must say she is officially nowhere in hell. She's not in any of the archive buildings or the reliquaries and we know those buildings well.
(Lilith, my love... where have you been gone for the last 7 years?)
"Hello, and welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!"
Charlie happily greets on the two Hellborn demons that she doesn't seem to recognize at all.
@askprincessofhell
Bahamut and Tiamaht walked over to the desk
Well princess I must say this is quite the endeavor of yours. I hope it goes well.
Tiamaht was staring at the painting on the wall. Who's this guy?
"Hm? Oh... that would be Sir Pentious... one of our former guest here at the Hotel... he sacrificed his own life, and we in the greatly missed him alot."
The Princess of Hell slowly closed her eyes, and smiled sadly remembering Sir Pentious's great sacrifice.
Tiamaht, I know you're not big on emotional moments. You go. Princess, is your father here? It's important that I see him. I have some troubling news. And it's news for you and him. If he's not then I can return.
Sure bro just remember to give him my side of the report too. Good day princess. The woman said before bowing and leaving the hotel to go fly off in her dragon form back to the badlands (a lore thing on my pinned post explains it)
Lucifer teleports, and appears before them.
"Yes? Did somebody wanted to meet me?"
Hello sire. It's been an age since I'd last reported directly. I have some fairly bad news and well it's about... Her... So if there's anyone or anything you need to be ready to hear this news I suggest you two gather your mental faculties for the news. The dragon said standing there in his demon form with a rather somber look on his face.
"...What is the situation with Lilith? Where is she right now?"
"Hello, and welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!"
Charlie happily greets on the two Hellborn demons that she doesn't seem to recognize at all.
@askprincessofhell
Bahamut and Tiamaht walked over to the desk
Well princess I must say this is quite the endeavor of yours. I hope it goes well.
Tiamaht was staring at the painting on the wall. Who's this guy?
"Hm? Oh... that would be Sir Pentious... one of our former guest here at the Hotel... he sacrificed his own life, and we in the greatly missed him alot."
The Princess of Hell slowly closed her eyes, and smiled sadly remembering Sir Pentious's great sacrifice.
Tiamaht, I know you're not big on emotional moments. You go. Princess, is your father here? It's important that I see him. I have some troubling news. And it's news for you and him. If he's not then I can return.
Sure bro just remember to give him my side of the report too. Good day princess. The woman said before bowing and leaving the hotel to go fly off in her dragon form back to the badlands (a lore thing on my pinned post explains it)
Lucifer teleports, and appears before them.
"Yes? Did somebody wanted to meet me?"
" @ask-depressed-duck-lover , @ask-spider-angel, @asksoftdust, @asklesbianfallenangel, and everyone else in the hotel! We have a serious emergency right now!"
"So um... I don't know how to say this... Vaggie, and Dad please calm down but... Adam is inside of the Hazbin Hotel."
Without a second turns into his demon form.
"WHAT???!!!!"
" @ask-depressed-duck-lover , @ask-spider-angel, @asksoftdust, @asklesbianfallenangel, and everyone else in the hotel! We have a serious emergency right now!"
Immediately teleports, and appears.
"Wh-what's wrong, my little apple?!"
"Hey Vaggie?"
"Yeah Hon?"
"Do you...do you still remember the first time that we met together?"
"Of course, Charlie...you found me in an alleyway after both Lute, and Adam betrayed me... or instead I "betrayed" them."
"I'm so glad to be able to encountered you in the past, mi amore."
"Me too, Charlie...I can't imagine a universe where you never found me... I'm not being there for, or to support you... because you never saw, and encountered me slowly dying on that important day..."
"Vaggie, I love you so much... I'm so glad that I met you, mi amore."
*Charlie kisses Vaggie.*
"I love you too, my Demoñio Princesa...and thank you for finding, and rescuing me, Charlie."
*Vaggie accepts, and kissed Charlie back.*
Lucifer in the background crying at how cute, and wholesome they both are...and having a slight jealously since it reminds him of his own past...where Lilith, his Queen, and him used to be like their daughter, and future daughter-in-law.
Helping ducks cross the road
"This is the only humans that I truly have respect on! 👀✨"
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"Me looking at my younger years, and thinking how tragic he'll be experiencing later in the far, endless, future of his life....."
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