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@ask-dick-cheney
ask-dick-cheney
ooc: you dont have to rp with this blog if you dont want to. you may follow if you wish but be warned there is a lot of strange stuff that goes on around my blog that not many people can handle.
{OOC: What exactly do you mean by that? What are we talking about that's "unclean". Violence is expected, but there are other things I can't follow in good conscience.
{OOC: Again, I apologize for inconviencing you.}
ooc: ZOMG ARE YOU FOR REALS!? XDDDD Im sorry but this is like really funny.
((Funny how he started following me too.))
“A kid with...
{OOC: I apologize for any inconviencence. It'd be rude to just walk out of a storyline, and ruder still to ask. I was pretty much screwed until you said it's fine to leave. Sorry.} {OOC: I'm still going to follow you. Not sorry.}
ooc: ZOMG ARE YOU FOR REALS!? XDDDD Im sorry but this is like really funny.
((Funny how he started following me too.))
“A kid with gravity-defying hair told me about aliens. Why I believe him and what I’m doing is not your concern….
*Dick Cheney makes an extremely unclean gesture regarding his longest finger on his right hand to the alien*
*just laughs at you*
*Dick Cheney withdraws the gesture and curses under his breath.*
“I’ve never met an alien that isn’t arrogant or stupid. Or both.”
well a lot of the aliens out there most of which my race has already conquered and enslaved are quite primitive and dim witted to begin with.
though the same could be said for you humans as well. such a primitive and violent species.
"I don't know; I like war and violence myself. The aliens the kid said exist have been sighted by th- that's classified."
{OOC: I'm just waiting for
ask-dick-cheney started following you
ooc: ZOMG ARE YOU FOR REALS!? XDDDD Im sorry but this is like really funny.
((Funny how he started following me too.))
“A kid with gravity-defying hair told me about aliens. Why I believe him and what I’m doing is not your concern. However, you’re aliens and you’re not under lock and key.” *glares*
I don’t know who you are.
But I doubt a child with defying hair told you that.
He isn’t even a child anymore.
{OOC: Uhh, I was RP’ing in the present IZ universe as the canon directs it. Where in the heck IS the VP now?}
((Ah, well sorry about that. We are in the future of an Alternate timeline. So Im assuming the VP is probably part robot or dead.))
{OOC: Well, Dick Cheney technically is a cyborg in RL. Heh heh. In the IZ canon, he'd be the menacing man that pulls the strings of the goofy "President Man" that was bribed by Dib's cookies. He's like Miss Bitters, but worse, as you can remember. With wiretapping and torture. I was expecting this to be an IZ thing, so honestly, I'm in the wrong AU right now. I should leave. :P }
ooc: ZOMG ARE YOU FOR REALS!? XDDDD Im sorry but this is like really funny.
((Funny how he started following me too.))
“A kid with gravity-defying hair told me about aliens. Why I believe him and what I’m doing is not your concern….
*Dick Cheney makes an extremely unclean gesture regarding his longest finger on his right hand to the alien*
*just laughs at you*
*Dick Cheney withdraws the gesture and curses under his breath.*
"I've never met an alien that isn't arrogant or stupid. Or both."
ask-dick-cheney started following you
ooc: ZOMG ARE YOU FOR REALS!? XDDDD Im sorry but this is like really funny.
((Funny how he started following me too.))
“A kid with gravity-defying hair told me about aliens. Why I believe him and what I’m doing is not your concern. However, you’re aliens and you’re not under lock and key.” *glares*
I don’t know who you are.
But I doubt a child with defying hair told you that.
He isn’t even a child anymore.
{OOC: Uhh, I was RP'ing in the present IZ universe as the canon directs it. Where in the heck IS the VP now?}
ooc: ZOMG ARE YOU FOR REALS!? XDDDD Im sorry but this is like really funny.
((Funny how he started following me too.))
“A kid with gravity-defying hair told me about aliens. Why I believe him and what I’m doing is not your concern....
*Dick Cheney makes an extremely unclean gesture regarding his longest finger on his right hand to the alien*
ask-dick-cheney started following you
ooc: ZOMG ARE YOU FOR REALS!? XDDDD Im sorry but this is like really funny.
((Funny how he started following me too.))
"A kid with gravity-defying hair told me about aliens. Why I believe him and what I'm doing is not your concern. However, you're aliens and you're not under lock and key." *glares*
{OOC: Dib1, I know you're there.}
{OOC: I can't sit around in a Dick Cheney account much longer. You better see me following you soon.}
And at that moment, I swear we were Cheney.
{OOC: *snort*}
(One thing I've learned from having a tumblr...)
(always expect Dick’s)
It's the school dance. Where is your RP character? (add your own!)
Rocky: ((Either he would be playing with the band or messing around with Soure!))
Jubileena: ((In the middle of the dance floor or all over her date. It alternates. During slow songs it's both.))
Minty: ((usually just follows her friends around. She'd be a wall flower until they did something....or Gloyd showed up and they started to be huge pricks with amazing dancing skill together.))
Swizzle: ((Accidentally drank from the juice punch which was spiked, and flirted with the girls while doing impressive dance movies-- while still drunk.))
Rancis: ((Doesn't dance. Instead, he spends the entire night in the bathroom fussing over his looks because, in the few minutes he was out on the dance floor some dudebro messed up his hair))
Dick Cheney: ((In the computer lab installing wiretaps and tracers to all the phones, computers, and security cameras))
idk man I think I’m famous enough to get my own valentine
I know that feeling.
She's loonier than Nancy Pelosi. I told you all not to trust her after the chainsaw debacle.
*Rancis is sitting on a giant jawbreaker rock, holding a bundle, with tears streaming down his face*
Dick Cheney had just finished inspecting and upgrading his increasingly sophisticated warrentless wiretaps on the Sugar Rush buildings and homes, and decided to take a walk to stay fitter.
Cane in hand, the Vice President strolled in a clearing near the Candy Cane Forest when he heard faint sobbing. He turns and sees a preppy young man with a Reeces Peanut Butter Cup on his head weeping openly. Dick Cheney was impressed at this man's fashion sense and taste. His hair was immaculate and his little suit spotless. He looked like an upstanding young lad, but his misery was his current undoing.
Dick Cheney didn't really feel any sympathy for the kid, because life is rough and he should learn it, but he was curious all the same.
He walked over to Rancis and tapped him on the shoulder.
"Hey kid. Yes you, the preppy one. What's wrong?"
*finishes spying on everyone else*
*spies on Jubi practicing for pageant from afar* Gah! I’ll never beat that! Everything about it is so perfect! All of the music is perfect, the dance is perfect, the outfit is so her! I mean, some of these things I know I’ll beat, but I won’t beat that unless I practice extra hard! *plans to practice extra hard, but continues spying on Jubi*
((This was a much better post before my browser crashed…))
*Jubileena has no idea that Citrusella is spying on her. However, she finishes up before Citrusella is able to see completely everything.*
((Ugh, I hate when that happens!))
This entire post is one hundred ten percent Dick Cheney approved. Dick Cheney could come close to tears at how proud he is at the spying.
Do you think someone is following the waterboarding tag on tumblr?
