Pucker Up, It's Citrusella!

Hey! It's your favorite Sugar Rush racer here! No matter what anyone says, I'm more than just a palette swap! I've had kind of a rough time in the past, and sometimes I get sad, but I know it'll be okay, especially when I have help from my friends! ((Citrusella Flugpucker independent roleplay blog Also functions as a personal Run by literal Steven Universe trash))

[citrusella-flugpucker]

READ IF YOU ARE THINKING OF SENDING ME A DONATION ASK OR MENTIONING ME IN A POST OR ITS REPLIES ASKING FOR DONATIONS

Because I have received several back to back unrelated donation pleas in my inbox, I need to be clear: I treat all direct unsolicited asks about giving people money as spam. Even if the account says someone vouches for them. They will not get posted and I do not have the money to give you, anyway. It is pointless to send me an ask of this nature, because if it's a lie it will quietly disappear, and if you are in real trouble I may assume it's a lie because your ask came from literally nowhere because we do not know each other.

I'm sure several of, if not all of, the accounts doing this may be non-humans (especially considering the factors it would take for a human to come across my blog). Those accounts will probably not listen. But if you're a real person, with a real problem, and you do not know me (i.e. I don't follow you, we're not mutuals, etc.) then do not ask me in my ask box for money or to post your ask to spread the word, because I will assume you are a spam bot, and it could result in something happening to your account.

Thanks.

IMPORTANT UPDATE: DO NOT @ ME EITHER. If you don't have ANY reason to think I might recognize your username and you think it's a good idea to @ me on any post involving a financial transaction of any kind then you are extremely likely to get blocked and reported. If you are a real human being then it is not worth it to @ me for that. (Just to clarify: This is directed mostly at people who @ hundreds of random blogs in the replies of posts and is not meant to be "never @ me EVER". I just want these people who do not know me and clearly have not read my pinned post to stop. I know this won't stop anyone who is not actually looking at my blog.)

OTHER IMPORTANT UPDATE: If you give this post a like and your icon is a scantily clad woman (or other icon in that specific kind of "genre" of non-human accounts), I am likely to assume you're not a human being and report you. (I do sort of glance at the account in this case, though.

[grymmoires]

[inexplicably-gaining-followers]

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

[daglout]

This text thread brought us into a new age

[agoodpretender]

[thelooniemoonie]

Since it's mid-august it's time for a reminder for the DIY folks or those who like to cosplay

[thelooniemoonie]

It's about that time of year again, and after having this circulate for a year now, it interesting seeing some observations:

Despite making this post in August, this post spikes in brief periods throughout the year, depending on when folks like to start.

Reading all the cool costume projects people are working on

Some of you animals reblog this on November 1st

[sodapoppypunk]

Craving attention but also not wanting to bother anyone will be the death of me 😵‍💫

[dewberrys-sillyblog]

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

[dewberrys-sillyblog]

someone wronged me once

[homunculus-argument]

Ad blocking/reporting should have some sort of an "I never want to see this fucking ad again and if you fail me and show it to me again I will track down where you live and fucking kill you" option.

[solarpunk-nightbird]

Do the kids these days know that the traditional payment for "having your friends help you move" is "order everyone pizza after"?

Feed your friends. Feed your loved ones. Feed the people who help you. Feed your neighbors. Feed your community.

Seriously though, with a lot of people, especially friends, you can shamelessly and blatantly trade pizza / food for help and labor <3

[ankle-beez]

Would you rather have a Phineas and Ferb summer or a Gravity Falls summer?

would you rather have endless fun forever or have satan attack you every day

[bus-noises]

[citrusella-flugpucker]

[image description: Tumblr reply from allieinarden. "That's not a nice thing to call Candace" The reply was posted Jun 20, 2025 and has four replies and 77 likes.]

[ankle-beez]

Would you rather have a Phineas and Ferb summer or a Gravity Falls summer?

would you rather have endless fun forever or have satan attack you every day

[cumdumpstiel]

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

[insomniac-arrest]

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

[insomniac-arrest]

Our age of plastics is collapsing

[insomniac-arrest]

Our age of information is collapsing! *remembers generative AI, nods to self* our age of information is collapsing.

[volcanows]

my friends keep trying to look in the mirror but i dont have mirrors in my car so i fixed it

[wooteena]

[ID: A car sun visor flipped down. It has no mirror, but on its surface drawn with blue marker is a rectangle with a smiley face inside--looking like a little face in a mirror--with the caption, 'THATS YOU!' /End ID]

[swamp-songs]

tips for what to do after a really long cry because you’re probably feeling all kinds of exhausted and drained and i don’t want that for you in the slightest:

take a shower and change all of your clothes even your socks and underwear. this is the first step to everything. 

pour yourself a big, cold glass of water and drink it. all of it. once you’re done, get yourself a refill. this will boost u physically and emotionally instantly please trust me.

grab a snack, something light that you don’t have to wait to prepare. i recommend a pudding cup, a piece of fruit, yogurt, a popsicle, or some crackers. 

get under the covers. turn on something - tv, a movie, music, anything distracting. or consider calling a friend or talking to anyone nearby, even your sibling the next room over!!

know that you are loved. you are important. you mean more than you know right now, more than you will maybe ever know. you are worth all the stars in the sky. you deserve to feel good. 

[aliya2005]

Everyone has different needs (which means this won’t work for everyone), but these are good tips. Taking care of yourself is super important!

[greelin]

“when i was little” brother you are 5’3. so you must mean yesterday. or five minutes ago.

[segamascott]

“i'll be there shortly” yeah. we know.

[sharkgirldick]

So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

[nature-nerd-sarah]

The knife itself isn't necessarily butch. It's named that because it's wielded by a butcher, who is more butch than the other food shop owners

[sharkgirldick]

Hmm, I see.

What, then, makes the butcher more butch than other food shop owners?

[dragongirlbunny]

the knife

[emeraldspiral]

[krellion]

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(a post by @/byroncclark.bsky.social):

The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort

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(a post by Gary K. Wolf, said creator):

I've had to unfriend a few fans lately, all for the same reason. They made ridiculing, unkind, and in some cases outright cruel comments about pictures I posted of young women cosplaying Jessica.

More than a person, Jessica is a state of mind. To play Jessica, you need self-confidence, a sense of humor, and a Jessican "attitude". There is no such thing as a Jessica cosplayer being too short, too flat chested, too heavy, too thin, too unattractive, too black, too Asian, or even too male!!! All Jessica, any Jessica, every Jessica is good Jessica.

I'm not giving any warnings or second chances. A single disparaging comment on a Jessica cosplayer, and I'm throwing you out of the rainbow colored Toontown Tent.

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[escuerzoresucitado]

[findingfeather]

I absolutely fucking hate this. Gold star, no notes.

[sashasienna]

[washingtoncapitalsbara]

[First ID: A red and white pill on a white background. Top text: "This is a placebo meme for humor calibration purposes." Bottom text: "It has no inherent effect but studies have shown it to be as effective as regular memes in a certain perfect of the population."]

[Second ID: Same image as the first, except both captions have been covered with black, and the new bottom text (white against the black background) reads, "Ceci n'est pas un mème."]

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