"Hello there~!" (DRYSDALE ASK BLOG)

♥︎ Desperately pining for Washford. ♥︎ (° And maybe something else... °) ◇ Date Everything ◇ ★ Main Blog for Follows/Likes ★ ♧ I love you, all. – UB ♧

[ask-drysdale]

You stumbled into the laundry room—or maybe you were already there, mid-daydream. Your eyes settled on the stackable orange dryer perched atop its matching blue washer. And there he was, a suave, cheeky dryer, leaning slightly forward like he’d just popped open to say hello.

His skin was smooth though a bit sunken (if that is the word...) along the jawline. He was a warm, amber-toned colour, with light brown hair with very small pieces of lint scattered around. He seemed to be greying, but that doesn't stop a faint wry smile grew on his face whenever he spoke.

"Well, hello there, new face! I may be quite excited to meet you!" He spoke that with a bit of a bow, his voice rich and inviting. His tone shifted, a soft flicker of humour returning.

"But—oh dear—you’re here now, aren’t you? You’ve stumbled into the laundry room of all places. I’d love to talk. You know, about how you forget to take out the clothes way too often—"

He paused to tug at the white-striped magenta sock caught in the circular door on his chest,

"—if you brought any gifts, my husband Washford, our interests that is totally possibly to share."

He hummed low and content, his gaze becoming just a bit more than just intrigue. "I should mention... Flattery goes everywhere with me— if you wanted to know... to collect up some points, of course!" "And maybe—just maybe—I’ll find the courage to call Washford while you’re here... Who knows what may tumble out next... Oh, I think that may just be a new pun~!"

"Now we got that over with. Maybe you talk to our blog's moderator! Their name is UB, which I could have sworn meant 'Unbalanced', but apparently it's a way of saying that they're an Unknown Being."

UNKNOWN‼️

Oh my gosh, hiiii! Some of you guys most definitely recognise me from the Team Fortress 2 fandom! As you can tell, I am a whole lot happier here. Finally, I have no more Americans prodding me for getting a new rocket launcher or bucket or shovel.

And I swear to those up above (in the Attic, obviously)... if you dare bring up the Soldier in my presence while I'm here. I will cry. This is limited to my Date Everything lovers, but I guess I can't help but let you guys bring up my platonic husband (yes, the Soldier, who else?) every now and then.

Farewell, love, and may you walk in His Convection. Damn it, wrong guy! Darn it, Friar, you really messed with my head!

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STATUS: IT'S ALREADY JUNE?? SINCE: 4:04 PM EST, 2026 HEALTH: NEWS: UB WILL STICK AROUND...

It's April! Spring is right around the corner!

Morning classes, I'm away: 8 AM to 3 PM EST!

Wednesday Practice: 6 PM to 10 PM EST!

RULES:

I have no rules...

Suggestive + NSFW content will be tagged.

#NSFH (Not Safe For Humans.. or some Homeowners) #Suggestive (Self-Explanatory)

Few years of experience with roleplaying in general. I may not be fully in character.

I love you guys, which means you get to have all three endings with him.

I will try not to reblog un-related Date Everything content, although there will be a few slips. (Check @thehiddenpatriots)

BE WARNED: This blog may NOT always be for children. After all, this is a character from a dating simulator, and not for ten year olds.

We allow polysculessss!! Unless Washford doesn't want it, then.. who am I to say no to him?

My likes and follows are constantly on because I have nothing to hide except for my thirst for my reunited husband: Washford. 😍(CW:POSSIBLE SUGGESTIVE)

TAGS:

RP CHAINS: #Acrobatics!

RP POSTS: #Suave and Delicious!

REBLOGS: #My Darling Inanimals!

NON-RELATED REBLOGS: #Found in the Dryer

I often do the "Yes, and..." style, but a few exceptions come along. I often do paragraphs of writing, I swear! I'm like Lyric, if he was a bit less experienced. Damn.. Mac was right about my self-insert fanfictions coming in handy.

GO CHECK MY PREVIOUSLY ONLINE ACTIVITY ON @THEBLUPATRIOT!

[ask-drysdale]

YOU! YOU!

hi… 🥺sorry I’ve been busy I had to like. do things

"It's alright, darling! I perfectly understand, take your time if it's important. Just don't leave me hanging here for too long." <3

[ask-drysdale]

Well, The drama actually has to do with theatre. You might get a kick out of this.

So you know the dreaded M-word, right? Nobody dares say it on a stage, unless they want everything to go wrong?

During my last year of highschool we performed Hadestown. Everything that could go wrong tried to go wrong but it is still one of our BEST productions we ever did.

For example:

A guy broke his leg and needed surgery (we were there for him the whole time) but luckily got better with two weeks left in practice

The people meant to build the rotating stage kept backing out to the point our teacher did it with the help of the carpentry class

General people being lazy

Dance teacher trying to make the dance students the focus despite having 30 or so ensemble.

Dance teacher dropping out of teaching is choreo after our teacher called her out on it

Dance kids not even showing up day before opening night so they all ended up kicked out anyway.

YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I WENT ON TO FIND OUT?

A bunch of people that don’t believe in the dreaded M-word curse were CHANTING IT BACKSTAGE BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T BELIEVE IT.

I swear after that show they better have learned their lesson, our teacher had a full day of just talking about it so that people DON’T say it on stage!

Luckily we ended up making a whole film about all the stuff that could go wrong if it gets said, even with a comedic twist of “and luckily nobody died” despite all the accidents we pulled off in that LOL. Wish I had the film, there were all sorts of bloopers we put after the credits.

-🩷

"Chanting that name backstage! Were they completely out of their minds? I thought every theatre kid knew never to mutter the M-word on stage."

"I mean, I suppose they were practically begging for a tragedy. A broken leg, all the dropping out and laziness... Heavens, what a catastrophe! I just hope you didn't get caught up in the disaster, right?"

"Well, it seems like your Hadestown truly tried to drag itself down to the underworld ahead of schedule then! But good on your teacher for tossing those dreadful dance kids out though! One simply doesn't have time for that level of unprofessionalism..."

"Though, making a film about the disaster is pure genius. I only wish I could see the bloopers..."

[ask-drysdale]

Well, then I’m all ears. Anything interesting you want to talk about? I’ve got stories of my own I can tell, drama especially if that’s got you curious, but you might have some stories yourself so I thought I’d ask.

-🩷

"It's been so dreadfully uneventful lately, I don't even have any stories to tell! You know it has got to be that bland to where even I can't make something up... I haven't seen Washford either, which is quite unusual..."

Drysdale let out a soft sigh, putting a hand to his chin and contemplating for a moment. Then, he lightened up, dropping whatever he was thinking about.

"But nevermind that! I would absolutely love to hear what you have to spill! Especially that drama you mentioned."

[ask-drysdale]

If you wanted attention, Mon cœur, you just had to say it. <33

-🩷

"Aww, well, it seems an angel has heard my prayers!" ♡ "I really have been missing the attention lately, I'll have to admit... But its so wonderful to see you again!"

[ask-drysdale]

"Oohhh, it's so lonely in this laundry room.. Where did all of my dears, darlings, and cherubs go?" "Washford hadn't even reached out to me either! How upsetting! I'm still here, just nobody to talk to."

[muppetears-stuff]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTHHHH shout out to,,, the gays,,, /ref have some stackables🧡💙

[multifandom-relapse]

remix(?) of Washford and Drysdale's theme

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i have zero claim to the music, i just did a little bit of speed adjustment

[muppetears-stuff]

ANOTHER DRYSDALE CHIBI🧡🧡 I'm working on a Washford version :DD

[ask-drysdale]

I hope you all know that my dryer and my washer have matching jingles at the end of their cycles... but Drydee obviously has the longest one, occurring at the start and end.

[ask-drysdale]

HELLO DRYSDALE MY BELOVED!! How have you been? Anything new? -🩷

"Hello, my darling Cherub, it is simply divine to hear from you!" "While my dear Washford is currently being quite the laconic mystery, I have been keeping myself thoroughly occupied with some truly strenuous tango practice..."

He'd pose elegantly, flicking a piece of lint away. He seemed rather proud of himself... Honestly though, when had he ever not been so?

"I've actually recently decided that my triceps require a more robust challenge! Wouldn't you agree?"

[ask-drysdale]

SHIT I FORGOT TO TAKE THE LAUNDRY OUT AGAIN. PLEASE TELL ME IT DIDNT HAPPEN AGAIN!

"Mmmmm, yes? Oh, Cherub, I would love to be the bearer of good news... and I will be! I didn't do anything this time. (I'd like to say I learned my lesson!)"

The Dryer pouted his lips slightly, closing his eyes and trying to remember something, which he soon described aloud.

"Although, while you were busy forgetting, your laundry was slowly succumbing to the damp, monotone tragedy of mildew... Honestly, leaving things to fester is a habit I simply cannot endorse~!"

[pastelwhile-art]

Drysdale ruining his life in different ways

[maud305]

Sleepy old men cuddles :)

Been thinking of drawing Washford and Drysdale being all cuddly in bed for a while and I finally got around to do so! Drawing cuddles in bed AND an actual bed is hard af… though it was a fun experimental piece to do and I love how it turned out! Not sure what else to say here besides that so I’ll leave it here lol. Hope you guys have a good day/night! 💜

[imfeelinghungry]

neil newborn... so good in everything he does. even voicing a dryer

[muppetears-stuff]

Some Washford/fem Drysdale anyone? :D

The reference i used is under the cut!!

[yourpersonalbeauty-deactivated2]

"Welcome, Azizam!" Familiar voice called out. You turned around and saw Amir standing in your mirror (or as your mirror anyway) waving you over with a soft smile on his face.

Amir looked you up and down but not in a way that would make you feel unsafe, his smile never leaving his face. In fact, it grew bigger. "Ah, as beautiful as ever, Azizam." He said holding his hands up as if he was looking at you as if he was admiring the most beautiful piece of art he'd seen. Which to him you were. This is mostly why you came here. When life gave you lemons, Amir was your lemonade, a perfect glass.

Amir then gestured you to come closer. "Come, come!" He said excitedly. "May I have a few moments of your time?" He asked sheepishly. Twirling his long, silky black hair with his index finger. "I feel we have not had much time to talk, like really talk."

"I want to know more about the beauty in front of me and I want you to know me so let's have a real conversation together. Feel free to ask any question you have about me, Azizam. Any, I want to know what you think when you see me."

(Buzz Buzz it's me cricket 🦗 mod! I'm here to help manage questions but he doesn't know that so shhh! I'm also here to lay down some rules:

Do not vent! I won't know how to respond especially not with Amir. And.. It's kind of uncomfortable..

2. Roleplaying is allowed: Aus and stuff but I will not tolerate Rape, non-consensual touching being mentioned, minor x adult, abuser x victim in any way.

3. +18 and suggestive-ness is absolutely okay in my books, after all this is quite literally a +18 game. Let your freak flags fly!! But don't mention rape, non-consensual touching, minor x adult, abuser x victim. All freaky or suggestive asks will be under #It's getting steamy!

4. Ocs are allowed! Please, I actually want to do oc interactions. I specifically want an OC who's like amir's sister and hates him or whoever I just want someone to hate Amir. It'll be so fun, I already have the rp pictured out.

5. Ships are allowed! Amir x anyone of age from date everything is good. My favorite is Amir x Hector so far.

And that's all. Please don't break these rules. I'd have to block you. Buzz..)