Why Do The White Gulls Call?

I am Elwing the White, wife to Eärendil, mother of Elrond and Elros, and princess of Doriath. After throwing myself into the sea to save the Silmaril from the sons of Feanor, I sailed with my husband to Valinor (after a brief stint as a bird). I dwell now in Aman, in a great tower on the shores of Eldamar.

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'tis a pity. But, if you are happy, despite the sparkly ponciness... -J

Of course- I am extremely happy with him. Perhaps I could introduce the two of you sometime if you wish to make sure that he is good for me?

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Elwing, would you mind doing me a small favor to prove a point? If you could just confiscate Commodore Glitterarse's glitter for a time, I would be grateful.

COnfiscate his glitter? Whatever has he done this time?

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I still maintain that I was the better choice for you than the One With The Glitter, but I suppose it cannot be helped. A mercy marriage, was it? -J

*laughs* I have told you before and I shall probably say it again, Jonathan, but it was not a mercy marriage. I love my husband, for all that he glitters everywhere.

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IF THAT IS THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING TO BE I AM GOING TO HOLD MY BREATH UNTIL I TURN BLUE.

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But darling, blue is just not your color...

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My fair lady Elwing, it is I! Do you not remember your steadfast friend Jonathan Livingston? We were close, once. I would know what happened. Is the sparkly one jealous?

.....Jonathan? The gull who so loved to fly? It has been such a long time, my friend!

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My dearest, I must inform you that I feel incredibly betrayed and lead on by your decision to remain with the sparkly one. Know that I shall always love you and cherish the days we spent flying together in the foam.

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You have been visited by the Cocksonnet Anon. Enjoy the rest of your day.

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2. Speaking of flowers, he pink elephant, so near his oversized vegan sausage, warms with the heat of desire so ardent that stars shiver in wake of their passage. Fornication achieved, they separate with dopamine rampant at an hour late.

Hm. 'Tis good poetry, Grey-face, but for the oxymoron of 'vegan sausage'. Pink elephant is also an intriguing euphemism, I have never heard it before- you must be quite creative.

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1. As breakers cantor 'long the blessed shore, waits does the sea-bird in her great tower that glistens like her husband come for more shameful acts that make puritans glower. His brow like a spotlight illuminates her shuddering ivory silhouette; the cacophony of moaning creates an elaborate flow'ring minuet.

*giggles*

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