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Glorfindel. I mean. Really. Come on. The elf battled - and killed - a fucking Balrog when it ambushed those fleeing from the fall of Gondolin. Without Glorfindel it’s a pretty good damn possibility that Tuor and Idril and Earendil would all have been killed (okay, Thorondor gets credit here too,…
Granted, Lorye, but the defense of Gondolin was not a solitary effort.
YOU ALL LOVED MEEEEE
Brat.
But lofty. And shiny.
No, Tumblr, that is quite all right. Do not weary yourself with notifying me of new followers.
Inspired by ask-earendil
Mhmmmmm.
Earendil the Mariner by Ted Nasmith
Oh husband mine, why does Glorfindel want me to confiscate your glitter?
I hope you will forgive me for saying so. It is the first time I have heard…
DAMNIT I DO WHAT I WANT
DO NOT MAKE ME GET ELWING TO CONFISCATE YOUR GLITTER BOY
SHE
WOULD
NEVER
I hope you will forgive me for saying so. It is the first time I have heard...
DAMNIT I DO WHAT I WANT
Anairë, this is the first time I am seeing your great-grandson, and he is quite peculiar
I hope you will forgive me for saying so. It is the first time I have heard of anyone being referred to as “sparklybutt.”
Commodore Glitterarse, you mean.
For example.
I am not amused.
I apologize.
No, do not encourage him.
…Encourage?
He is spoiled enough as it is.
Ah. That does explain some things.
I KILLED
ANCALAGON
THE LORD OF THE DRAGONS
WITH A FLYING SHIP
BLESSED BY THE VALAR
AFTER BEING THE ONLY NOLDO
TO MAKE IT TO ELDAMAR
SINCE THE FLIGHT
Anairë, this is the first time I am seeing your great-grandson, and he is quite peculiar
I hope you will forgive me for saying so. It is the first time I have heard of anyone being referred to as “sparklybutt.”
Commodore Glitterarse, you mean.
For example.
I am not amused.
Oh yes you are, Shinytights, do not deny it.
*angry sigh*
Anairë, this is the first time I am seeing your great-grandson, and he is quite peculiar
I hope you will forgive me for saying so. It is the first time I have heard of anyone being referred to as “sparklybutt.”
Commodore Glitterarse, you mean.
For example.
I am not amused.
IF THAT IS THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING TO BE I AM GOING TO HOLD MY BREATH UNTIL I TURN BLUE.
ask-earendil replied to your post: Good evening, grandmother!
I killed the lord of the dragons, great-grandmother! WIth a flying ship!
No one cares, Ardamir.
I CARE.
Alas! poor Earendil the Fair, the jewel of Arda, has fallen so far as to get into fights with gulls.
OH, A FLYING SHIP? BIG WHOOP! I CAN FLY OF MY OWN WINGS, AND WITHOUT DROPPING GLITTER EVERYWHERE!
YOU
ARE
A
BIRD.
I AM JONATHAN LIVINGSTON SEAGULL, STAR OF READER'S DIGEST AND GOD AMONG GULLS, AND YOU HAVE STOLEN MY LOVE.
AND I AM ARDAMIR EARENDIL, STAR OF THE WEST AND SLAYER OF THE LORD OF THE DRAGONS WITH A FLYING SHIP, AND HER LOVE WAS HER OWN TO GIVE.
Do not laugh! I am as a god among my kind.
You are a gull.
