Advancement Collected

Gimmick Blog!!

[advancement-collected]

You find a note on the ground.

It reads the following:

Hi! This is Advancement Collected, a gimmick blog heavily inspired by @achivement-unlocked

Collector is the person behind this blog, and will not be revealing their main. Collector uses any pronouns and is a minor.

There's writing on the other side of the note, too.

You flip it over to read it.

Do not send or interact with anything portaining to NSFW content.

Do not try to flirt with Collector.

Don't be a creep.

DNI if you are a transphobe, homophobe, pedo, or have other labels that can be easily catagorized with those.

You set the note back where you found it and continued on your journey.

At some point, you stumbled across an inn; the inn keeper's badge states their name is Collector.

We have multiple different floors in the Advancement Inn. Instead of calling each floor by their number, they're AC then a nickname!

#ACGimmick is used for people obtaining Advancements.

#ACCollector is used for when I am talking.

#ACOthers is used for when other Gimmicks interact.

#ACAsks is used for when there's an ask! You can always request Advancements be added and such!

There's probably more I'm forgetting, though.

[musashi]

Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

[musashi]

So, Cheeseburger died on November 21st after an unfairly short battle with an unfairly rare cancer that is rarely seen in cats. I only got to spend a month with him after his diagnosis, and losing him has been the greatest heartbreak of my entire life so far. He was my best friend and my soul cat, and he was there for me when I was completely alone, for twelve long years.

I made this transparent PNG the night he died in preparation for one of the many ways I was going to memorialize him--a surface rug in his likeness that I planned on laying directly in the line of his favourite sunbeam. And I uploaded that PNG here, because this is the website where people post their cats.

I was not expecting the reception I got. Many people have pointed out that this post has more reblogs than likes, and how insane that is in 2025 when reblog culture is at an all time low. I didn't even talk about the fact that Burger passed away in the original post, it wasn't a tearjerker reblog bait or anything like that. People just loved Burger that much, in the same way I fell in love with him at first sight. He was such an ugly kitten.

Anyways, it's really special to me that so many people have reblogged my best friend. I made this PNG to memorialize him in a completely different way, and you all wound up doing just that in ways I never even imagined.

Thank you. Wherever he is, I know the sun is shining.

[advancement-collected]

Advancement Collected!

🍔 Internet Love

burger lives on

[felixcloud6288]

I've survived my first day on Tumblr

Achievements:

Don't shoot! I'm friendly!: Prove you're not a bot

AI dismemberment: Disable algorithm settings

Friends?: Gained a mutual

I recognize you: Follow someone you know from r/Tumblr

MY EYES!: Change the site palette

Great Idea: Reblog a post

They love me: Have a post reblogged

[chrono-meter-r]

Oh boy oh boy you're gonna get a Rare achievement for this one

Containment Breach

[advancement-collected]

Advancement Collected!

📈 Gimmick Blog

Get noticed by a gimmick blog!

[roughentumble]

my friend just told me that there's a secret second dashboard that solely contains posts from people you've turned on post notifications for, and when i click the link in the messages it opens it within the tumblr app, so the tumblr app also has a secret second dashboard for post notification blogs, and the only way to access it is to open the link for it within the app.

i literally love tumblr

[nightpool]

i have a private pinned post that just has a link to this dashboard on it, it's great. two dashboards for life

[cyle]

wow! i was really hoping someone would organically reverse-engineer this and find that dash.

here are a few other "secret" dashboards:

Posts from your "crushes"

"What you missed" (will be empty if you already visit Tumblr every day)

"Trending"

these are all just taking existing feeds of content and putting them in a dashboard-like format... the "Stuff for you" tab/feed is the same idea.

[krakenartificer]

I was sure this was going to be 5 rickrolls, but no, this is both legit and amazing.

[advancement-collected]

Advancement Collected!

🎁 Dashboards

Is there one for all advancements and achievements?

[kat4884]

didn’t jesus do something similar to that

[advancement-collected]

Advancement Collected!

🙏Grape Juice

More child-approved, i guess.

[energyprison]

Notice there hasnt been a wednesday this year

[brawltogethernow]

Suspicious.

[datasoong47]

Six days and still no Wednesday. I think it's safe to conclude that there will be no more Wednesdays ever

[advancement-collected]

Advancement Collected!

☎️ No Wednesday

This advancement does not exist.

[partywithponies]

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

beepboop. censorbot approved

[partywithponies]

“Me, refusing to leave: sir, this is my emotional hell” is a funnier text post than my original one, good job censorbot.

[terriblelizbians]

hello, future tumblr! this is what we thought was funny in december 2018.

[cannon-fannon]

We still think it’s funny in December 2019

[jehanneargentee]

We still think it’s funny in December 2020

[thbn-anything]

We still think it’s funny in December 2021

[iceslushii]

we still think its funny in december 2022

we still think it’s funny in December 2023

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Only Our Bodies Can Leave

The spirit remains eternally (at least five years)

[shylokvakarian]

Achievement Unlocked:

Forever And A Day

Yup, still funny after 6 years…

[pointless-achievements]

hey pal it’s april. you got a time machine?

[advancement-collected]

Advancement Collected

⏳️ Timeless

Reblog a post in the wrong month. Or make one that is too good. Or both, that works I guess.

[chaos-ducks]

When I was little I would subconsciously hum under the water while swimming and had no idea I was doing it until I tried to sing under the water and the humming sound stopped

[advancement-collected]

Advancement Collected!

🎶 Under the Water

Did you ever want to be a mermaid, perhaps?

[chaos-ducks]

I did :3

[advancement-collected]

Knew it

[chaos-ducks]

When I was little I would subconsciously hum under the water while swimming and had no idea I was doing it until I tried to sing under the water and the humming sound stopped

[advancement-collected]

Advancement Collected!

🎶 Under the Water

Did you ever want to be a mermaid, perhaps?

[major-jamie-hill-deactivated201]

Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic

[shez-bitchy]

he cheated. on his wife.

[outsidersmark]

he’s also been dead for several hundred years this is the funniest post ive ever read in my life

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

fave things about this post:

the idea that thousands of people are calling alexander hamilton a slut

calling any founding father a slut

the idea that people are SHAMING Alexander Hamilton for being Such A Slut he is being SHAMED for being such a naughty little tart, SPREADING HIS LEGS FOR EVERYONE IN CONGRESS

that this was probably prompted by people expression dissaproval for Alexander Hamilton cheating on his wife - that the OP thinks “slut shaming” and “Isnt it gross that he cheated on his wife” are the same thing

Alexander Hamilton has been dead for 210

210 slutty, slutty years

the way that this is presented in such a CHECKMATE SJWS way when they’re talking about a founding father who cheated on his wife and has been DEAD FOR 210 YEARS

the fact that the words “Slutshaming” and “Alexander Hamilton” have been used in the same sentence

i mean just apply what we’d traditionally think of as “slut shaming” to Alexander Hamilton.

His frock coat is too tight, his breaches are so short, have you SEEN how often he powders his wig??? I heard he gave Thomas Jefferson a handy behind the stables AND that he got fingered by John Hancock

i barely know who alexander hamilton is

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2014

[multi-fandom-nutjob]

The Hamilton discourse extends beyond time.

[your-disobedient-servant]

220 slutty slutty years

[welcometoh0rr0rwood]

the best tumblr relic post I’ve ever seen

[advancement-collected]

Advancement Collected!

😳 Alexander Hamilton

Even before the musical, he was Known.

[c0rpseductor]

dreamed that kindergarten nap was called sleep class and everybody went to sleep including the teacher. if you were awake it would get a little bit foggy outside and grey and cloudy, and these guys would start approaching the classroom from behind the tree line (forgive my shitty phone drawing)

and they were at least a story tall, some of them were taller, you could see their legs over the trees. they would approach very slowly. this one (the one i drew) had a name for some reason, his name is kick.

before i was totally awake my brain conjured a meme of a bunch of these guys approaching from the treeline and a child watching from the window with the caption “when you the only one awake in sleep class 😂😳😏”

[dizzydevious]

[bestiasilvanus]

[c0rpseductor]

ok this is TERRIFYINGLY close to what i saw in my head while i was sleeping thank you.

[google-searchhistory-official]

[baltdev]

[inlovewithcolingray]

ITS HERE. THE CREEPY SLEEP CLASS POST. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I WOULD SCROLL ON INSTA OR WATCH A TUMBLR COMP ON YOUTUBE AND SEE THIS?? YEEHOO

[c0rpseductor]

this comment is such a terrifying glimpse of the reach of this post into internet zones beyond my perception, thank you

[i-say-ok]

ok.

[baba-is-blog]

BABA IS NOT SLEEP

[chaos-triangle]

I FINALLY GOT TO ACTUALLY SEE THIS POST! DREAMS ARE MY DOMAIN!!!

[advancement-collected]

Advancement Collected!

🙂 Sleep Class

Baba is here

[satan-offical]

ok we retrying alright guys?

don't interact with this post. zero notes. you got this guys

Come on chat I believe in you.

No notes.

Come on.

[satan-offical]

Fucking hell chat

[advancement-collected]

Advancement Collected!

♾️ More Than Zero

You ask for one thing, you get the opposite!

[memeuplift]

[pensivetense]

[zevveli]

[advancement-collected]

Advancement Collected!

🫂 Humanity

Find better viewpoints and help others

[homunculus-argument]

If you put a dish in a dishwasher, it gets washed. If you put a shirt in a dishwasher, it gets shredded and breaks the machine.

If you put a shirt in a washing machine, it gets washed. If you put a dish in a washing machine, it gets shattered and breaks the machine.

Maybe you are not weak. They just put you into the wrong washer.

[advancement-collected]

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🫠 Washer

Get put into the wrong washed!

Are you a shirt or a plate?

[dsmp-offical]

POINTING. BIG C?

-☀️

dang it was that easy huh

hello child

:)

[advancement-collected]

Advancement Collected!

🤨 Guessed

Traitor

[dsmp-offical]

Traitor? Hahahhahaa I’d never be a traitor or betray anyone ever 😅

[advancement-collected]

POINTING youre a traitor

[dsmp-offical]

Is it really treachery if it’s for the greater good..? In… my opinion?

[advancement-collected]

ITS NOT THE GREATER GOOD DSMP OFF-IS-CAL.

[dsmp-offical]

POINTING. BIG C?

-☀️

dang it was that easy huh

hello child

:)

[advancement-collected]

Advancement Collected!

🤨 Guessed

Traitor

[dsmp-offical]

Traitor? Hahahhahaa I’d never be a traitor or betray anyone ever 😅

[advancement-collected]

POINTING youre a traitor

[dsmp-offical]

POINTING. BIG C?

-☀️

dang it was that easy huh

hello child

:)

[advancement-collected]

Advancement Collected!

🤨 Guessed

Traitor