Corner Gas quotes sentence starters
Thereâs lots to see. Thereâs nothinâ to block your view.Â
I got two words for ya. Boycott! Iâm gonna put this place outta business.
I have never overstated a single thing in the history of the planet!
Whyâd you come in person? You ever hear of a telephone? Itâs a handy invention; Iâll show you how it works sometime.
I didnât know whether to tell you this or not, but someone in town has a crush on me.
Carl Jung says that we all have a shadow figure, a kind of nemesis. In fact I actually found mine.
I love books. Iâm a voluptuous reader.
This is not about revenge. This is about getting even.
Who leaves a pair of pants by the side of the road?
Youâre bribing me with a piece of wood?
Revenge is a brunch best served with nice biscuits.
Decaf? The âcafâ is what I need! The caf is the whole point of this. Iâm not just jonesing for some hot brown liquid, with or without caf. I need the caf!
Not now, Iâm downloading a Google.
Iâve had it with your stupid plans. Now itâs time for my stupid plans.
I donât appreciate being called a thief.
When you fall off the roof, try not to land on anything important.
Oh right. Like youâve never made a rash decision at a bulk food store.
Why did you blow up the tractor?
Why do people who like to do things make people who donât like to do things do things?
The worldâs a dirty place. Things happen. Things you donât want to know about. Money changes hands; people look the other way; cats go missing.
I like working outside! The sun is shining, the birds are singing, the sky is bleeding and the grass is screaming!
Do me a favor put your neck between my hands.
All my life Iâve wanted to be zapped by a Taser gun.
I donât know why I even involve you in my schemes.
Wow. Marmalade. They take the part of the orange thatâs normally thrown in the garbage and make it spreadable.
I brought maple syrup, but I didnât bring blueberry syrup, because I thought: camping - weâre roughing it.
Iâve angered the Karma Gods, and youâre my punishment.
One day it dawns on you that youâre starting to get old. Then it dawns on you that you are old. Then it dawns on you that every second that ticks by is just another inch that youâve dragged your carcass towards your own cold grave. Then one day stuff stops dawning on you⊠âcause you died.
Oh, my favourite part was when the shark went back to his home planet. It made me cry.
Youâre not going to learn anything from a stupid book.
All right, Iâll take care of it. Iâll need a rope, a burlap sack and some rocks.
This title is misleading. Are they going to kill a mockingbird or not?
Do you even care about making sense any more?
This is government mind control, thatâs what it is. Telling you what to do. Stop here, walk, donât walk, do this, donât do that, eat your peas.
I hurt a friend once with a careless lie. I learned a valuable lesson about lying more convincingly.
You donât actually have to be sorry, just say youâre sorry. Itâs the Canadian way.
Danger is part of the allure of llama farming.