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@ask-eric-the-disposable-demon
So, my boss (well, former boss, I think) and Crowley made one of these, so I made one too! I'll try and be the one to answer, but if I get killed someone else will pick it up, don't worry!
There's also 10 baby Erics wandering around!
Hey, boss.
*He tosses them a small bottle of perfume.*
Nabbed from Abby's desk. Thought it could be good for the fake notes.
@ask-eric-the-disposable-demon
*They suppressed a malicious grin, but the corners of their mouth still twitched upwards.*
Perfect.
*They took a stamp, and placed it in ink before pressing it on the note they'd written, leaving the King's sigil on it. Then, they abbundantly sprayed the perfume on the pink paper, and handed it to Eric.*
What d'ya think?
Oh, that'll be perfect. I can slip it near her, I think she's too focused on her "stakeout" to even notice me.
Zshe'zz not very bright on her own anyway, you're zneaky enough zshe wouldn't notice you if zshe waz dezperately looking for you.
Probably, yeah. Except for that whole storming the bookshop thing, she usually ignores me.
*He hands off the letter to another Eric, who vanishes up to Earth to drop off the note.*
How many places do you think we can make her go?
*They actually seem to think on it.*
Dependz, how much pink paper do we have?
A lot. I grabbed a whole notepad of it from her office, but she's got more in there.
Don't know if I'd be able to swipe more stuff from there, though...
With the notepad we'd be able to make her go though all of London. That being zzaid, I do think zomeone will zzpoil the fun. Not Szhax, if it waz only her on Earth I bet zshe'd go on for at leazzt a decade.
I mean, I just kinda figured we'd go until Abby found out. Eventually she's bound to notice something.
That or we'll just crush Shax's spirit and call it a day.
I believe we'll be able to get her to a god few placez befor Abby noticezz.
Cool beans. Oh! Do you think we can convince her to break into Crowley's apartment? That'd be funny.
And further inconvenience the traitor? Don't know why you're even azzking. What do you think of:
*They cleared their voice, and made a mocking tone. It didn't quite come out well since their tone remained flat, but it got the point across.* 'next, go to the place where green thrives as our love will one day.' too on the nozze?
Way too on the nose. Abby wouldn't mention love in the second note, she's more practical than that. Although... Shax might not know that. Hm... Maybe if it's, like, asking her for a favor. Or retrieving something.
Oh! We could call it the Serpent’s Eden.
How funny would it be if we zzomehow got her to zzteal one of hiz plantz. And then zzshe'd have to carry it around all the rezzt of the way.
That would be hilarious. I did tell Crowley we were doing this, though, so.... maybe just breaking and entering.
Kill joy. Az if I wouldn't be able to deal with a pizzy Crowley. Fine, breaking and entering it izz.
*They scribbled away on another pink piece of paper, careful and slow in emulating Abby's writing.*
You're not the one he'd be chasing as a snake. Also he got really mad about the plant thing last time and I don't wanna go through that whole mess again.
*He leans over slightly to see what they're writing (although not too close).*
Oh believe me I know. Zztill, how many of you could he really chaze at once?.
*The note, when completed, read:
"Now that I have you here, I must ask you to instead head to the Serpent's Eden."
Clean, professional, and still not too over the top. They figured that as the notes progressed they might throw in a couple mild nicknames just to keep her engaged. They added the stamp, the perfume, and folded the note carefully before handong it to Eric.*
You do know thizz meanz you'll alzo have to break into hiz apartment to drop off the next note, yez?
Pft. I don't have to break in. I'm allowed in his apartment, he and I are friends. I think he gave me a key at some point? Maybe? But I can also just borrow Dad's key too.
Don't remind me why your father hazz that key, juzt dealing with zShax haz been more than enough to make me nauzeouz. Do you think zzshe'll underztand the hintz?
I don't want to think about it any more than you do.
Yeah, she ought to. She's been to Crowley’s flat, she's seen all his plants. It was during that whole "kicking him out for a month" debacle.
We could zzend her zomewhere in Zcotland, make her get zome ztepz in. Or zzomewhere elze wildly inconvenient, perhapz a church.
If we send her to a church, that means I have to go to a church.
How much trouble do you think we'd be in if we sent her to Abby’s cottage? It's not like she'd be able to get in, Abby’s got more wards on that house than Dagon has on their files.
Well, az long az the zznake doezn't tattle and we cover our trackz we could get away with it.
I won't tell Crowley where we're sending her, then.
Hey, boss.
*He tosses them a small bottle of perfume.*
Nabbed from Abby's desk. Thought it could be good for the fake notes.
@ask-eric-the-disposable-demon
*They suppressed a malicious grin, but the corners of their mouth still twitched upwards.*
Perfect.
*They took a stamp, and placed it in ink before pressing it on the note they'd written, leaving the King's sigil on it. Then, they abbundantly sprayed the perfume on the pink paper, and handed it to Eric.*
What d'ya think?
Oh, that'll be perfect. I can slip it near her, I think she's too focused on her "stakeout" to even notice me.
Zshe'zz not very bright on her own anyway, you're zneaky enough zshe wouldn't notice you if zshe waz dezperately looking for you.
Probably, yeah. Except for that whole storming the bookshop thing, she usually ignores me.
*He hands off the letter to another Eric, who vanishes up to Earth to drop off the note.*
How many places do you think we can make her go?
*They actually seem to think on it.*
Dependz, how much pink paper do we have?
A lot. I grabbed a whole notepad of it from her office, but she's got more in there.
Don't know if I'd be able to swipe more stuff from there, though...
With the notepad we'd be able to make her go though all of London. That being zzaid, I do think zomeone will zzpoil the fun. Not Szhax, if it waz only her on Earth I bet zshe'd go on for at leazzt a decade.
I mean, I just kinda figured we'd go until Abby found out. Eventually she's bound to notice something.
That or we'll just crush Shax's spirit and call it a day.
I believe we'll be able to get her to a god few placez befor Abby noticezz.
Cool beans. Oh! Do you think we can convince her to break into Crowley's apartment? That'd be funny.
And further inconvenience the traitor? Don't know why you're even azzking. What do you think of:
*They cleared their voice, and made a mocking tone. It didn't quite come out well since their tone remained flat, but it got the point across.* 'next, go to the place where green thrives as our love will one day.' too on the nozze?
Way too on the nose. Abby wouldn't mention love in the second note, she's more practical than that. Although... Shax might not know that. Hm... Maybe if it's, like, asking her for a favor. Or retrieving something.
Oh! We could call it the Serpent’s Eden.
How funny would it be if we zzomehow got her to zzteal one of hiz plantz. And then zzshe'd have to carry it around all the rezzt of the way.
That would be hilarious. I did tell Crowley we were doing this, though, so.... maybe just breaking and entering.
Kill joy. Az if I wouldn't be able to deal with a pizzy Crowley. Fine, breaking and entering it izz.
*They scribbled away on another pink piece of paper, careful and slow in emulating Abby's writing.*
You're not the one he'd be chasing as a snake. Also he got really mad about the plant thing last time and I don't wanna go through that whole mess again.
*He leans over slightly to see what they're writing (although not too close).*
Oh believe me I know. Zztill, how many of you could he really chaze at once?.
*The note, when completed, read:
"Now that I have you here, I must ask you to instead head to the Serpent's Eden."
Clean, professional, and still not too over the top. They figured that as the notes progressed they might throw in a couple mild nicknames just to keep her engaged. They added the stamp, the perfume, and folded the note carefully before handong it to Eric.*
You do know thizz meanz you'll alzo have to break into hiz apartment to drop off the next note, yez?
Pft. I don't have to break in. I'm allowed in his apartment, he and I are friends. I think he gave me a key at some point? Maybe? But I can also just borrow Dad's key too.
Don't remind me why your father hazz that key, juzt dealing with zShax haz been more than enough to make me nauzeouz. Do you think zzshe'll underztand the hintz?
I don't want to think about it any more than you do.
Yeah, she ought to. She's been to Crowley’s flat, she's seen all his plants. It was during that whole "kicking him out for a month" debacle.
We could zzend her zomewhere in Zcotland, make her get zome ztepz in. Or zzomewhere elze wildly inconvenient, perhapz a church.
If we send her to a church, that means I have to go to a church.
How much trouble do you think we'd be in if we sent her to Abby’s cottage? It's not like she'd be able to get in, Abby’s got more wards on that house than Dagon has on their files.
Hey, boss.
*He tosses them a small bottle of perfume.*
Nabbed from Abby's desk. Thought it could be good for the fake notes.
@ask-eric-the-disposable-demon
*They suppressed a malicious grin, but the corners of their mouth still twitched upwards.*
Perfect.
*They took a stamp, and placed it in ink before pressing it on the note they'd written, leaving the King's sigil on it. Then, they abbundantly sprayed the perfume on the pink paper, and handed it to Eric.*
What d'ya think?
Oh, that'll be perfect. I can slip it near her, I think she's too focused on her "stakeout" to even notice me.
Zshe'zz not very bright on her own anyway, you're zneaky enough zshe wouldn't notice you if zshe waz dezperately looking for you.
Probably, yeah. Except for that whole storming the bookshop thing, she usually ignores me.
*He hands off the letter to another Eric, who vanishes up to Earth to drop off the note.*
How many places do you think we can make her go?
*They actually seem to think on it.*
Dependz, how much pink paper do we have?
A lot. I grabbed a whole notepad of it from her office, but she's got more in there.
Don't know if I'd be able to swipe more stuff from there, though...
With the notepad we'd be able to make her go though all of London. That being zzaid, I do think zomeone will zzpoil the fun. Not Szhax, if it waz only her on Earth I bet zshe'd go on for at leazzt a decade.
I mean, I just kinda figured we'd go until Abby found out. Eventually she's bound to notice something.
That or we'll just crush Shax's spirit and call it a day.
I believe we'll be able to get her to a god few placez befor Abby noticezz.
Cool beans. Oh! Do you think we can convince her to break into Crowley's apartment? That'd be funny.
And further inconvenience the traitor? Don't know why you're even azzking. What do you think of:
*They cleared their voice, and made a mocking tone. It didn't quite come out well since their tone remained flat, but it got the point across.* 'next, go to the place where green thrives as our love will one day.' too on the nozze?
Way too on the nose. Abby wouldn't mention love in the second note, she's more practical than that. Although... Shax might not know that. Hm... Maybe if it's, like, asking her for a favor. Or retrieving something.
Oh! We could call it the Serpent’s Eden.
How funny would it be if we zzomehow got her to zzteal one of hiz plantz. And then zzshe'd have to carry it around all the rezzt of the way.
That would be hilarious. I did tell Crowley we were doing this, though, so.... maybe just breaking and entering.
Kill joy. Az if I wouldn't be able to deal with a pizzy Crowley. Fine, breaking and entering it izz.
*They scribbled away on another pink piece of paper, careful and slow in emulating Abby's writing.*
You're not the one he'd be chasing as a snake. Also he got really mad about the plant thing last time and I don't wanna go through that whole mess again.
*He leans over slightly to see what they're writing (although not too close).*
Oh believe me I know. Zztill, how many of you could he really chaze at once?.
*The note, when completed, read:
"Now that I have you here, I must ask you to instead head to the Serpent's Eden."
Clean, professional, and still not too over the top. They figured that as the notes progressed they might throw in a couple mild nicknames just to keep her engaged. They added the stamp, the perfume, and folded the note carefully before handong it to Eric.*
You do know thizz meanz you'll alzo have to break into hiz apartment to drop off the next note, yez?
Pft. I don't have to break in. I'm allowed in his apartment, he and I are friends. I think he gave me a key at some point? Maybe? But I can also just borrow Dad's key too.
Don't remind me why your father hazz that key, juzt dealing with zShax haz been more than enough to make me nauzeouz. Do you think zzshe'll underztand the hintz?
I don't want to think about it any more than you do.
Yeah, she ought to. She's been to Crowley’s flat, she's seen all his plants. It was during that whole "kicking him out for a month" debacle.
Hey, boss.
*He tosses them a small bottle of perfume.*
Nabbed from Abby's desk. Thought it could be good for the fake notes.
@ask-eric-the-disposable-demon
*They suppressed a malicious grin, but the corners of their mouth still twitched upwards.*
Perfect.
*They took a stamp, and placed it in ink before pressing it on the note they'd written, leaving the King's sigil on it. Then, they abbundantly sprayed the perfume on the pink paper, and handed it to Eric.*
What d'ya think?
Oh, that'll be perfect. I can slip it near her, I think she's too focused on her "stakeout" to even notice me.
Zshe'zz not very bright on her own anyway, you're zneaky enough zshe wouldn't notice you if zshe waz dezperately looking for you.
Probably, yeah. Except for that whole storming the bookshop thing, she usually ignores me.
*He hands off the letter to another Eric, who vanishes up to Earth to drop off the note.*
How many places do you think we can make her go?
*They actually seem to think on it.*
Dependz, how much pink paper do we have?
A lot. I grabbed a whole notepad of it from her office, but she's got more in there.
Don't know if I'd be able to swipe more stuff from there, though...
With the notepad we'd be able to make her go though all of London. That being zzaid, I do think zomeone will zzpoil the fun. Not Szhax, if it waz only her on Earth I bet zshe'd go on for at leazzt a decade.
I mean, I just kinda figured we'd go until Abby found out. Eventually she's bound to notice something.
That or we'll just crush Shax's spirit and call it a day.
I believe we'll be able to get her to a god few placez befor Abby noticezz.
Cool beans. Oh! Do you think we can convince her to break into Crowley's apartment? That'd be funny.
And further inconvenience the traitor? Don't know why you're even azzking. What do you think of:
*They cleared their voice, and made a mocking tone. It didn't quite come out well since their tone remained flat, but it got the point across.* 'next, go to the place where green thrives as our love will one day.' too on the nozze?
Way too on the nose. Abby wouldn't mention love in the second note, she's more practical than that. Although... Shax might not know that. Hm... Maybe if it's, like, asking her for a favor. Or retrieving something.
Oh! We could call it the Serpent’s Eden.
How funny would it be if we zzomehow got her to zzteal one of hiz plantz. And then zzshe'd have to carry it around all the rezzt of the way.
That would be hilarious. I did tell Crowley we were doing this, though, so.... maybe just breaking and entering.
Kill joy. Az if I wouldn't be able to deal with a pizzy Crowley. Fine, breaking and entering it izz.
*They scribbled away on another pink piece of paper, careful and slow in emulating Abby's writing.*
You're not the one he'd be chasing as a snake. Also he got really mad about the plant thing last time and I don't wanna go through that whole mess again.
*He leans over slightly to see what they're writing (although not too close).*
Oh believe me I know. Zztill, how many of you could he really chaze at once?.
*The note, when completed, read:
"Now that I have you here, I must ask you to instead head to the Serpent's Eden."
Clean, professional, and still not too over the top. They figured that as the notes progressed they might throw in a couple mild nicknames just to keep her engaged. They added the stamp, the perfume, and folded the note carefully before handong it to Eric.*
You do know thizz meanz you'll alzo have to break into hiz apartment to drop off the next note, yez?
Pft. I don't have to break in. I'm allowed in his apartment, he and I are friends. I think he gave me a key at some point? Maybe? But I can also just borrow Dad's key too.
Hey, boss.
*He tosses them a small bottle of perfume.*
Nabbed from Abby's desk. Thought it could be good for the fake notes.
@ask-eric-the-disposable-demon
*They suppressed a malicious grin, but the corners of their mouth still twitched upwards.*
Perfect.
*They took a stamp, and placed it in ink before pressing it on the note they'd written, leaving the King's sigil on it. Then, they abbundantly sprayed the perfume on the pink paper, and handed it to Eric.*
What d'ya think?
Oh, that'll be perfect. I can slip it near her, I think she's too focused on her "stakeout" to even notice me.
Zshe'zz not very bright on her own anyway, you're zneaky enough zshe wouldn't notice you if zshe waz dezperately looking for you.
Probably, yeah. Except for that whole storming the bookshop thing, she usually ignores me.
*He hands off the letter to another Eric, who vanishes up to Earth to drop off the note.*
How many places do you think we can make her go?
*They actually seem to think on it.*
Dependz, how much pink paper do we have?
A lot. I grabbed a whole notepad of it from her office, but she's got more in there.
Don't know if I'd be able to swipe more stuff from there, though...
With the notepad we'd be able to make her go though all of London. That being zzaid, I do think zomeone will zzpoil the fun. Not Szhax, if it waz only her on Earth I bet zshe'd go on for at leazzt a decade.
I mean, I just kinda figured we'd go until Abby found out. Eventually she's bound to notice something.
That or we'll just crush Shax's spirit and call it a day.
I believe we'll be able to get her to a god few placez befor Abby noticezz.
Cool beans. Oh! Do you think we can convince her to break into Crowley's apartment? That'd be funny.
And further inconvenience the traitor? Don't know why you're even azzking. What do you think of:
*They cleared their voice, and made a mocking tone. It didn't quite come out well since their tone remained flat, but it got the point across.* 'next, go to the place where green thrives as our love will one day.' too on the nozze?
Way too on the nose. Abby wouldn't mention love in the second note, she's more practical than that. Although... Shax might not know that. Hm... Maybe if it's, like, asking her for a favor. Or retrieving something.
Oh! We could call it the Serpent’s Eden.
How funny would it be if we zzomehow got her to zzteal one of hiz plantz. And then zzshe'd have to carry it around all the rezzt of the way.
That would be hilarious. I did tell Crowley we were doing this, though, so.... maybe just breaking and entering.
Kill joy. Az if I wouldn't be able to deal with a pizzy Crowley. Fine, breaking and entering it izz.
*They scribbled away on another pink piece of paper, careful and slow in emulating Abby's writing.*
You're not the one he'd be chasing as a snake. Also he got really mad about the plant thing last time and I don't wanna go through that whole mess again.
*He leans over slightly to see what they're writing (although not too close).*
Hey, boss.
*He tosses them a small bottle of perfume.*
Nabbed from Abby's desk. Thought it could be good for the fake notes.
@ask-eric-the-disposable-demon
*They suppressed a malicious grin, but the corners of their mouth still twitched upwards.*
Perfect.
*They took a stamp, and placed it in ink before pressing it on the note they'd written, leaving the King's sigil on it. Then, they abbundantly sprayed the perfume on the pink paper, and handed it to Eric.*
What d'ya think?
Oh, that'll be perfect. I can slip it near her, I think she's too focused on her "stakeout" to even notice me.
Zshe'zz not very bright on her own anyway, you're zneaky enough zshe wouldn't notice you if zshe waz dezperately looking for you.
Probably, yeah. Except for that whole storming the bookshop thing, she usually ignores me.
*He hands off the letter to another Eric, who vanishes up to Earth to drop off the note.*
How many places do you think we can make her go?
*They actually seem to think on it.*
Dependz, how much pink paper do we have?
A lot. I grabbed a whole notepad of it from her office, but she's got more in there.
Don't know if I'd be able to swipe more stuff from there, though...
With the notepad we'd be able to make her go though all of London. That being zzaid, I do think zomeone will zzpoil the fun. Not Szhax, if it waz only her on Earth I bet zshe'd go on for at leazzt a decade.
I mean, I just kinda figured we'd go until Abby found out. Eventually she's bound to notice something.
That or we'll just crush Shax's spirit and call it a day.
I believe we'll be able to get her to a god few placez befor Abby noticezz.
Cool beans. Oh! Do you think we can convince her to break into Crowley's apartment? That'd be funny.
And further inconvenience the traitor? Don't know why you're even azzking. What do you think of:
*They cleared their voice, and made a mocking tone. It didn't quite come out well since their tone remained flat, but it got the point across.* 'next, go to the place where green thrives as our love will one day.' too on the nozze?
Way too on the nose. Abby wouldn't mention love in the second note, she's more practical than that. Although... Shax might not know that. Hm... Maybe if it's, like, asking her for a favor. Or retrieving something.
Oh! We could call it the Serpent’s Eden.
How funny would it be if we zzomehow got her to zzteal one of hiz plantz. And then zzshe'd have to carry it around all the rezzt of the way.
That would be hilarious. I did tell Crowley we were doing this, though, so.... maybe just breaking and entering.
Hey, boss.
*He tosses them a small bottle of perfume.*
Nabbed from Abby's desk. Thought it could be good for the fake notes.
@ask-eric-the-disposable-demon
*They suppressed a malicious grin, but the corners of their mouth still twitched upwards.*
Perfect.
*They took a stamp, and placed it in ink before pressing it on the note they'd written, leaving the King's sigil on it. Then, they abbundantly sprayed the perfume on the pink paper, and handed it to Eric.*
What d'ya think?
Oh, that'll be perfect. I can slip it near her, I think she's too focused on her "stakeout" to even notice me.
Zshe'zz not very bright on her own anyway, you're zneaky enough zshe wouldn't notice you if zshe waz dezperately looking for you.
Probably, yeah. Except for that whole storming the bookshop thing, she usually ignores me.
*He hands off the letter to another Eric, who vanishes up to Earth to drop off the note.*
How many places do you think we can make her go?
*They actually seem to think on it.*
Dependz, how much pink paper do we have?
A lot. I grabbed a whole notepad of it from her office, but she's got more in there.
Don't know if I'd be able to swipe more stuff from there, though...
With the notepad we'd be able to make her go though all of London. That being zzaid, I do think zomeone will zzpoil the fun. Not Szhax, if it waz only her on Earth I bet zshe'd go on for at leazzt a decade.
I mean, I just kinda figured we'd go until Abby found out. Eventually she's bound to notice something.
That or we'll just crush Shax's spirit and call it a day.
I believe we'll be able to get her to a god few placez befor Abby noticezz.
Cool beans. Oh! Do you think we can convince her to break into Crowley's apartment? That'd be funny.
And further inconvenience the traitor? Don't know why you're even azzking. What do you think of:
*They cleared their voice, and made a mocking tone. It didn't quite come out well since their tone remained flat, but it got the point across.* 'next, go to the place where green thrives as our love will one day.' too on the nozze?
Way too on the nose. Abby wouldn't mention love in the second note, she's more practical than that. Although... Shax might not know that. Hm... Maybe if it's, like, asking her for a favor. Or retrieving something.
Oh! We could call it the Serpent’s Eden.
Hey, boss.
*He tosses them a small bottle of perfume.*
Nabbed from Abby's desk. Thought it could be good for the fake notes.
@ask-eric-the-disposable-demon
*They suppressed a malicious grin, but the corners of their mouth still twitched upwards.*
Perfect.
*They took a stamp, and placed it in ink before pressing it on the note they'd written, leaving the King's sigil on it. Then, they abbundantly sprayed the perfume on the pink paper, and handed it to Eric.*
What d'ya think?
Oh, that'll be perfect. I can slip it near her, I think she's too focused on her "stakeout" to even notice me.
Zshe'zz not very bright on her own anyway, you're zneaky enough zshe wouldn't notice you if zshe waz dezperately looking for you.
Probably, yeah. Except for that whole storming the bookshop thing, she usually ignores me.
*He hands off the letter to another Eric, who vanishes up to Earth to drop off the note.*
How many places do you think we can make her go?
*They actually seem to think on it.*
Dependz, how much pink paper do we have?
A lot. I grabbed a whole notepad of it from her office, but she's got more in there.
Don't know if I'd be able to swipe more stuff from there, though...
With the notepad we'd be able to make her go though all of London. That being zzaid, I do think zomeone will zzpoil the fun. Not Szhax, if it waz only her on Earth I bet zshe'd go on for at leazzt a decade.
I mean, I just kinda figured we'd go until Abby found out. Eventually she's bound to notice something.
That or we'll just crush Shax's spirit and call it a day.
I believe we'll be able to get her to a god few placez befor Abby noticezz.
Cool beans. Oh! Do you think we can convince her to break into Crowley's apartment? That'd be funny.
Hey, boss.
*He tosses them a small bottle of perfume.*
Nabbed from Abby's desk. Thought it could be good for the fake notes.
@ask-eric-the-disposable-demon
*They suppressed a malicious grin, but the corners of their mouth still twitched upwards.*
Perfect.
*They took a stamp, and placed it in ink before pressing it on the note they'd written, leaving the King's sigil on it. Then, they abbundantly sprayed the perfume on the pink paper, and handed it to Eric.*
What d'ya think?
Oh, that'll be perfect. I can slip it near her, I think she's too focused on her "stakeout" to even notice me.
Zshe'zz not very bright on her own anyway, you're zneaky enough zshe wouldn't notice you if zshe waz dezperately looking for you.
Probably, yeah. Except for that whole storming the bookshop thing, she usually ignores me.
*He hands off the letter to another Eric, who vanishes up to Earth to drop off the note.*
How many places do you think we can make her go?
*They actually seem to think on it.*
Dependz, how much pink paper do we have?
A lot. I grabbed a whole notepad of it from her office, but she's got more in there.
Don't know if I'd be able to swipe more stuff from there, though...
With the notepad we'd be able to make her go though all of London. That being zzaid, I do think zomeone will zzpoil the fun. Not Szhax, if it waz only her on Earth I bet zshe'd go on for at leazzt a decade.
I mean, I just kinda figured we'd go until Abby found out. Eventually she's bound to notice something.
That or we'll just crush Shax's spirit and call it a day.
Hey, boss.
*He tosses them a small bottle of perfume.*
Nabbed from Abby's desk. Thought it could be good for the fake notes.
@ask-eric-the-disposable-demon
*They suppressed a malicious grin, but the corners of their mouth still twitched upwards.*
Perfect.
*They took a stamp, and placed it in ink before pressing it on the note they'd written, leaving the King's sigil on it. Then, they abbundantly sprayed the perfume on the pink paper, and handed it to Eric.*
What d'ya think?
Oh, that'll be perfect. I can slip it near her, I think she's too focused on her "stakeout" to even notice me.
Zshe'zz not very bright on her own anyway, you're zneaky enough zshe wouldn't notice you if zshe waz dezperately looking for you.
Probably, yeah. Except for that whole storming the bookshop thing, she usually ignores me.
*He hands off the letter to another Eric, who vanishes up to Earth to drop off the note.*
How many places do you think we can make her go?
*They actually seem to think on it.*
Dependz, how much pink paper do we have?
A lot. I grabbed a whole notepad of it from her office, but she's got more in there.
Don't know if I'd be able to swipe more stuff from there, though...
Hey, boss.
*He tosses them a small bottle of perfume.*
Nabbed from Abby's desk. Thought it could be good for the fake notes.
@ask-eric-the-disposable-demon
*They suppressed a malicious grin, but the corners of their mouth still twitched upwards.*
Perfect.
*They took a stamp, and placed it in ink before pressing it on the note they'd written, leaving the King's sigil on it. Then, they abbundantly sprayed the perfume on the pink paper, and handed it to Eric.*
What d'ya think?
Oh, that'll be perfect. I can slip it near her, I think she's too focused on her "stakeout" to even notice me.
Zshe'zz not very bright on her own anyway, you're zneaky enough zshe wouldn't notice you if zshe waz dezperately looking for you.
Probably, yeah. Except for that whole storming the bookshop thing, she usually ignores me.
*He hands off the letter to another Eric, who vanishes up to Earth to drop off the note.*
How many places do you think we can make her go?
Hey, boss.
*He tosses them a small bottle of perfume.*
Nabbed from Abby's desk. Thought it could be good for the fake notes.
@ask-eric-the-disposable-demon
*They suppressed a malicious grin, but the corners of their mouth still twitched upwards.*
Perfect.
*They took a stamp, and placed it in ink before pressing it on the note they'd written, leaving the King's sigil on it. Then, they abbundantly sprayed the perfume on the pink paper, and handed it to Eric.*
What d'ya think?
Oh, that'll be perfect. I can slip it near her, I think she's too focused on her "stakeout" to even notice me.
Oi, C-Man, how much do you know about this crush Shax has on my sister?
-Eric
Well, I don’t know how it started, I just know she’s down bad, borrowed a book on romance from Aziraphale - who originally thought the crush was on ME - and I gave her some casual “advice” that has gotten me in trouble.
Anything else you need to know?
Oooo, do you know what book? That could be useful.
Do you wanna join me and Beelz in pranking Shax? We're thinking... fake love notes leading her on a wild goose chase. To start, of course.
I don’t know, you’d have to ask Aziraphale.
I…*groans miserably* I can’t. Abigail will have my head if I get involved any more, and she’s the only thing standing between me and the Hordes.
Oh, come on, it'll be fun!
I know! I know it will! But Eric, there’s only one of me, and I like being alive.
Oh, please, it wouldn't be that bad. She hasn't tried to kill you nearly as many times as Dad has, and you do stuff that pisses him off all the time.
Key difference: I have a few easy-peasy get-out-of-jail-free cards to use with Lucifer.
I don’t have any kind of defence against anyond else except the fact that the King is my friend.
You gave her that sword for her birthday, pretty sure she's still over the moon about that. It's become, like, her de-facto sword. What's she gonna do, stab you with the sword you gave her? No, that'd be rude. Dude, it'll be fine!!!!!!!
Listen, she couldn’t have made it any clearer that I’d gotten myself more than involved enough, and if word gets back to Aziraphale that I went off causing more trouble after that? Abigail will be the least of my problems.
Ah. I suppose that is true. Fair enough.
There’s a gold star in it for you if you keep me posted, though…
Oi, C-Man, how much do you know about this crush Shax has on my sister?
-Eric
Well, I don’t know how it started, I just know she’s down bad, borrowed a book on romance from Aziraphale - who originally thought the crush was on ME - and I gave her some casual “advice” that has gotten me in trouble.
Anything else you need to know?
Oooo, do you know what book? That could be useful.
Do you wanna join me and Beelz in pranking Shax? We're thinking... fake love notes leading her on a wild goose chase. To start, of course.
I don’t know, you’d have to ask Aziraphale.
I…*groans miserably* I can’t. Abigail will have my head if I get involved any more, and she’s the only thing standing between me and the Hordes.
Oh, come on, it'll be fun!
I know! I know it will! But Eric, there’s only one of me, and I like being alive.
Oh, please, it wouldn't be that bad. She hasn't tried to kill you nearly as many times as Dad has, and you do stuff that pisses him off all the time.
Key difference: I have a few easy-peasy get-out-of-jail-free cards to use with Lucifer.
I don’t have any kind of defence against anyond else except the fact that the King is my friend.
You gave her that sword for her birthday, pretty sure she's still over the moon about that. It's become, like, her de-facto sword. What's she gonna do, stab you with the sword you gave her? No, that'd be rude. Dude, it'll be fine!!!!!!!
Listen, she couldn’t have made it any clearer that I’d gotten myself more than involved enough, and if word gets back to Aziraphale that I went off causing more trouble after that? Abigail will be the least of my problems.
Ah. I suppose that is true. Fair enough.
Plan to prank Shax, Brothers?
Yeah! Beelzebub is already on board, they're gonna forge Abby's writing. We're gonna do a bunch of fake love notes that send Shax on a wild goose chase to nowhere.
This is good, I like this. Not as much as I would like to tear her apart, but giving her hope that is crushed- that’s a good substitute
Do you need, like, an aggressive outlet or something? Have you considered a fight club again? I won't kill them this time if you wanna do that.
Mhh…. That might be a good idea. I’ve tried rage rooms, but they were not as cathartic as fight club…
And it has been a while since the incident… I think that I will. Although with the precaution of keeping you updated….maybe mom also, for safety
That sounds like a good idea, it was a very big portion of worrying that resulted in that. I know better now. But also don't get like, supper crazy hurt or anything.
I will not and I will also avoid getting my wings damaged
Good. Thank you. Those are important. And so are you.
Plan to prank Shax, Brothers?
Yeah! Beelzebub is already on board, they're gonna forge Abby's writing. We're gonna do a bunch of fake love notes that send Shax on a wild goose chase to nowhere.
This is good, I like this. Not as much as I would like to tear her apart, but giving her hope that is crushed- that’s a good substitute
Do you need, like, an aggressive outlet or something? Have you considered a fight club again? I won't kill them this time if you wanna do that.
Mhh…. That might be a good idea. I’ve tried rage rooms, but they were not as cathartic as fight club…
And it has been a while since the incident… I think that I will. Although with the precaution of keeping you updated….maybe mom also, for safety
That sounds like a good idea, it was a very big portion of worrying that resulted in that. I know better now. But also don't get like, supper crazy hurt or anything.
