Ask Felix!

[ask-felix]

NOW FOR THE JACK OF HEARTS

FELIX!!!

I'm the mod of the @asktheinvincablewaru

And since Felix is my Son

I decided to Make a Felix ask blog!

Everything here will be non-canon (unless I reference some of my Aus)

Anyways

Dni if you're racist, homophobic, transphobic or you hate Felix in general

Felix will talk like this when he talks

Enjoy! And have a wonderful day/afternoon /night

(I better see more ask blogs for 13 cards)

[ask-felix]

Hey Felix, what's the quickest way to... put someone out of consciousness? Specifically your ace

@clonespadesace

My ace?... Oh you mean Persephone! I don't know actually but I think just punch her until she bleeds out I guess?

[clonespadesace]

It worked, thanks again Felix.

[ask-felix]

You're welcome!

[ask-felix]

Hey Felix, what's the quickest way to... put someone out of consciousness? Specifically your ace

@clonespadesace

My ace?... Oh you mean Persephone! I don't know actually but I think just punch her until she bleeds out I guess?

[ask-felix]

...areyougayforSpade?

Hehe yeah

We had a little.... "bonding experience" together

[ask-felix]

Felix... why are you and Kuromaku called "hair twins"?

-Brolly

I don't know, probably because we have the same hair style

[ask-felix]

Uhm.. hi Felix.

-Brolly

Oh hi brolly!

[jackofclubs6]

How are you doing..?

-Brolly

[ask-felix]

Fine at the moment! Why you ask?

[ask-felix]

why do you have a picture of you as a bodypillow as your banner,,

I know a bodypillow picture/drawing when I see one

(mod) that was because I couldn't find any good Pictures at the time, and for reasons I had a picture of a Felix body pillow

You should know my banners will be weird af

Except for Waru, it's just him in 8SOL

[ask-felix]

Uhm.. hi Felix.

-Brolly

Oh hi brolly!

[ask-felix]

OH MY GOD I FORGOT SARI AND VITALIK WERE HERE THAT'S WHY THEY SAID THIRD KID

Then at this point, he's infertile now, he can't have more babies

[ask-felix]

Mm remind me again felix, how mant kids you have with spade in the future?...

maybe you two should be more cautious

Uhh two?

And we only did it once, so I'll be fine

I think... I'm not sure, I do feel a bit sick in the morning sometimes, but I'm sure that's unrelated

Hopefully

[ask-felix]

That anon is giving me ideassss

Well I already made him suffer for nine months in Heir To The Throne, I may or may not might make him suffer here

[ask-felix]

WAIT FR FELIX??? SPADE KNOCKED YOU UP???

And he still say he doesnt love you?

Man, spades soo shy and gay jeje

Again we don't have uteruses

Wait but kuromaku tho

Idk actually

(Anon, stop giving me ideas)

[ask-felix]

I didnt telled you this, buuut I heard spade saying that he loves you in dreams~

But shhh keep it secret!

Aww that's so sweet❤️

[ask-felix]

*Purposely spills a cup of coffee on you*

~ @aceof-hearts

Hey! That's mean :(

[ask-felix]

mpreg is a thing, felix 😁

Oh I know

Wait why are you telling me this?

[spade-08]

How are things? Is Felix alright?

He's fine

Mostly

[ask-felix]

Mostly my ass

[ask-felix]

If anyone actually makes a kuromaku ask blog

And you guys don't know the context of Michael

Basically there's a comic on telegram called 8 slices of life made by @Eugenesash where the clones move out of Fedor apartment and start their own lifes

Kuromaku however, during later in the comic, becomes a fucking drug addict

And later changed his name to Michael

And also a sex addict

Waru, However in the Ask blog, dreamt about 8 slices of life and now just uses Michael to insult Kuromaku

He still weirded out by the other things in his dream

Anyways that's basically it

[ask-felix]

@clubsking

UHHH HERE'S YOUR EXPLANATION, KUROMAKU