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the legal name's sanford d. ingleberry, but you'd better call me snake or i'll make ya regret it. //possible 18+// (snake uses he/they/she pronouns)

[snobgoblin]

guys can u kung pow penis me please

[euos-the-cat]

K

[dingusships]

U

[ask-gangreen-snake]

N

[zeocit-deactivated20221112]

[ask-gangreen-snake]

new gold fools gold

[ask-gangreen-snake]

heya snake, howist hanging?!

"shit sugar, thingss sure are goin'!"

And going they are, as they recline back in their freshly dusted home; (the sneezing it induced just about killed him) her dogcurled lovingly on her lap- computer balanced precariously over the pup.

They're almost done hate-watching some awful series or another- an evening cup of coffee soothing her chilled bones. He's comfy and cozy and happy for once, clutter and travel items and suitcases ignored for now. That'll all be a Tomorrow-Snake problem, for sure. For now, Snake works on checking up on old friends and settling back into normalcy.

[ask-gangreen-snake]

A door to an apartment recently unlived in opens and bathes a dust covered living room in jaundiced yellow hallway light. Keys jingle and a suitcase gets rather unceremoniously shoved through the narrow doorway only to be tipped over at the last second. It hits the embroidered rug with a thud; dust flies everywhere, and a weary sigh follows.

The door slams closed, another jingle of the keys, shoes are kicked off, and a desk lamp is clicked on.

A pot of tea is set about to boil and a well loved laptop covered in stickers is dragged out onto the balcony so a smoke can be enjoyed while the hunk of metal and plastic whirs to life.

It's quiet outside so late in the evening. A click-click-spark of the lighter leads to a self satisfied first drag. The computer glares the harsh blue startup page.

Snake logs in.

[docgold13]

Powerpuff Girls - The Gangrene Gang paper cut-outs

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

[clarknokent]

Unfollow me too

[gothhabiba]

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

[closet-keys]

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

[peachypastel]

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

[katiemcgrxth]

clearing out the trash

[bway-grimes]

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

[moonedknights]

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

[bogleech]

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

[natm-ask-account]

I’m reblogging to both of my blogs bc I don’t need ppl like that here

[ask-gangreen-snake]

got lazy after coloring grubbs

[ask-gangreen-snake]

Ey ey Snake, how's my favorite icon doin?

'thingsss are as good as they can be durin' a crazy asss pandemic! tryin' to ssstay sssafe 'nd all. the gang'sss good- forccced billy to get a computer ssso's we could all zoom

[ask-gangreen-snake]

hoo boy almost outed myself at work today top 10 anime brushes with death

[ask-gangreen-snake]

drew @stupitstupots shelly pot for his birthday bc i am weak and i love her

[miscgoth-deactivated20230115]

Color Asks

red: describe your favorite shirt

orange: if you could, would you change your eye color? why? to what color, if so?

yellow: name of an artist you think is underappreciated

green: do you have a favourite flower?

blue: preferred type of weather?

purple: a poem you think describes your closest friend

magenta: do you keep your fingernails long or short?

turquoise: favorite sea animal?

fuchsia: favorite land animal?

cyan: are you religious? spiritual?

sea green: can you fold a fitted sheet?

violet: are you a part of the lgbt+ community?

amber: what's saved as your phone's lockscreen?

aqua: do you thrift?

pink: what's your natural hair color?

beige: have any pets? what're their names?

black: would you ever try going vegetarian or vegan?

coral: an animal you wish hadn't gone extinct

grey: how many languages do you speak? do you want to learn any more?

maroon: do you care for clothing brands?

rose: favourite scent on a person? 

charcoal: have you ever been camping?

claret: do you play an instrument? do you want to learn to play any?

copper: gold or silver jewelry?

cream: any piercings or tattoos? do you want any?

salmon: how many pairs of sunglasses do you own?

ebony: would you ever want to play a game on television? (jeopardy, family fued, etc)

indigo: have you ever lived on a farm?

emerald: if you had the option, would you choose to move and live in another country? which one?

lavender: relationship status?

erin: what was/is your best school subject?

mauve: any unpopular opinions?

fulvous: another name you think would suit you

coconut: a subject you enjoy learning about

frost: a -core you enjoy

porcelain: an tv show you used to love

fawn: any interesting family stories?

gold: do you wear your socks mismatched?

honey: your thoughts on magic- does it exist?

rust: form of art you enjoy doing?

ginger: any sideblogs?

cherry: YouTubers you enjoy watching?

wine: do you have a 'type'

mahogany: your sun, moon, and rising signs

blood: twin beds, queen, or king?

hot pink: did you/do you had/have strong feelings against the color pink?

plum: a food you've never tried

lilac: dogs, cats, or fish?

amethyst: do you collect anything?

mulberry: earbuds or headphones?

azure: jean jackets?

teal: have a job?

denim: kill the spider or take it outside?

sapphire: do you think you can sing well?

mint: favourite flavour of gum?

pecan: shuffle your playlist, what's the first song that comes up?

penny: icecream or cake

ash: can you do your own makeup?

jade: ever written fanfiction?

grape: how many blogs do you follow?

umber: do you brush your teeth before you eat?

chestnut: type of phone you have

prussian blue: what's your first choice at the vending machine

aquamarine: beach or pool

brass: least favorite food condiment

mustard: how much sugar in your tea/coffee?

silver: ever broken a bone?

rose quartz: rings or necklaces

onyx: do you still play Minecraft?

burgundy: ever ridden a motorcycle?

scarlet: favorite holiday

apricot: opinion on 3 in 1 body wash/hair wash 

platinum: do you follow politics?

magnolia: your Instagram handle?

[enjscurls]

:)

[ask-gangreen-snake]

📁📁📁📁📁 :0

-snakes favorite number is 13, 5 is a close second

-snake has never seen a shooting star!

-while ace is the oldest, snake has had to be "the big sibling" more often than not, but they dont mind

-snake is afraid of butterflies

-in 2009, snake had a red hair phase that clashed horribly with everything they wore

[ask-gangreen-snake]

Snake with a combo of 12, 17, 19, 24 for the outfit meme?

//here u go!! some 90s vibes snek

[ask-gangreen-snake]

Wat does sdl stand for? :0

//a good friend of mine has some triggers he'd like tagged so thats his personal 'dont look at this' tag!

[oc-imagines-cult]

Outfit Prompts!

Reblog this and have followers send you asks/requests on what number outfit they’d like to see a character drawn in! You can also just do these whenever you want as a day-by-day challenge. Just remember to enjoy yourselves!

Work clothes

Colorful clothes

Blue jeans

Torn-up jeans

Cold weather pajamas

Warm weather pajamas

A tank top

Short shorts

Thigh-high socks

Victorian era clothing

A sunhat

A floral shirt

Khaki pants/shorts

Space-patterned clothing (shirt, pants, shoes, socks, whatever!)

Suspenders

Bow tie

Finger-less gloves

Paint-stained clothes

Dangling earrings

Feminine school uniform

Masculine school uniform

Tap shoes

Pastel sweater

Leg warmers

Swimwear

Ice cream person uniform

Just a towel and nothing else

Tennis outfit

[ask-gangreen-snake]

📂 📂 📂 for 3?

1-> the first color snake ever dyed their hair was blue and it was with a stolen box of hair bleach and koolaid

2-> true to their namesake, they run very cold, almost as if they’re coldblooded, and takes winters very badly- you won’t catch them outside in december without at least 4 layers

3-> snake’s favorite monster energy flavor is the original green, with the white can ‘zero ultra’ as a close second (as a bonus, arturo’s favorite is the ‘ultra violet’ can, ace’s is the ‘green paradise’ flavor, and the other two boys don’t care for energy drinks)