Sucker’s luck

A solo, crossover-friendly RP blog. The main muse is Chell (Portal). Follows will come from my main blog @calligraphypage. Read the rules or you’ll be portaled into freefall. (Avatar credit to Emmy Cicieraga)

[vilifiedexile]

THE RULES (updated 3/29/22)

Okay, now that there’s a bit of traffic here, let’s establish some rules!

1. I am over 21 and I roleplay Chell as aroace. No romantic shipping on this blog! I’m not personally comfortable with it and neither is the muse. Ask me beforehand if you’re unsure about whether something would be okay.

2. RP characters are allowed to be mean, but their authors are not. The mun reserves the right to block anyone acting like a jerk.

3. Crossovers are welcome and invited on this blog! However, I reserve the right to not interact with fandoms I’m not in. Nothing personal; I just won’t be able to do my best work with characters I don’t know anything about. If you roleplay in an obscure fandom, run it by me first and I’ll tell you if I can write well within it.

4. This blog is partly headcanon-based. If you disagree with my headcanons that’s fine; all I ask is that you not be a jerk about it, and I’ll try to do the same.

5. I am a slow roleplayer. I am running this blog for fun and update when I have the time and the inspiration. You have been warned.

Rules to be added and modified as this goes on. But these are the basics. Have fun!

[vilifiedexile]

Hello! Some questions from the last reblogged ask game:

☺: something that makes my muse happy

☹: something that makes my muse upset

♫: my muse’s favorite song, band, and/or music genre

☺️ Her companion cube, the sight of the daytime sky, the feeling of fresh air on her face and grass under her feet, the rush of running fast without walls around her

☹️ Feeling trapped, feeling restrained, doors that lock from the outside, feeling off-balance, the idea of being put in a machine, being lied to

🎵 She likes piano music and guitars, so she’s into classical or anything slow-paced. Her favorite song is “Exile Vilify” by The National.

[squigglegigs]

yes im still thinkin bout portal

[vilifiedexile]

MUN POST

So it has occurred to me that since I’m a crossover-friendly blog, I should mention fandoms I’m in just in case anyone from those fandoms is also into Portal or is just down to cross over! So here’s a few fandoms I’d be comfortable having Chell interact with.

(Note: read my rules before reaching out, but feel free to like this post if you’re interested! I mostly do discord RP with my friends these days, but I’m kind of interested in getting back into it on here.)

VIDEO GAMES:

-Legend of Zelda

-Half-Life (obviously, but I don’t know the game super well so be patient)

-Team Fortress 2

-Dead by Daylight

-Poppy Playtime

-League of Legends (arcane universe preferred)

MOVIES

-most horror movies but especially Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, Halloween, Behind the Mask, and Scream

-Most of the Marvel franchise but especially Spider-Man, Daredevil, Deadpool and the X-Men

ANIME

-Hellsing

-Read or Die

-honestly, just ask me about an anime and I will tell you if I’m chill about roleplaying with it

[amblingalps]

muse headcanons!

send me a symbol and i’ll tell you:

☠: my muse’s biggest fear ☮: when my muse feels the most at ease ☺: something that makes my muse happy ☹: something that makes my muse upset ♫: my muse’s favorite song, band, and/or music genre ✇: my muse’s favorite movie, director, and/or film genre ♔: my muse’s celebrity crush(es) ❤: what my muse looks for in a person they like ☂: my muse’s favorite season or time of year ∞: if my muse believe in ghosts, aliens, etc. ✧: what my muse’s netflix queue looks like ✎: what my muse’s best subject in school is/was ♧: something my muse is really good at ✺: something my muse loves and never gets tired of ✗: something my muse hates or gets angry about ☆: what my muse would be famous for if they were famous ✿: what my muse would like to do when they’re older ✈: where my muse would go if they could move anywhere ✆: the last person my muse called and what it was about ✉: the last person my muse texted and what the text said

[justanotherrpmeme]

Challenging

“You scared of a challenge?” “Are you testing me?” “I dare you” “Just accept that you can’t do this” “This is too difficult” “How about a real challenge?” “This doesn’t have to turn into a dispute” “This isn’t a competition” “I won’t back down from a challenge” “I challenge you to do better” “Do you need something more challenging to do?” “It’s just a test” “I take issue with this” “I didn’t take you as someone to back down from a challenge” “Think you can take me?” “You need to challenge yourself” “I object” “Why are you always so confrontational?” “You’re too competitive” “I don’t like tests” “Are you accusing me of something?” “I’m going to challenge you” “You can do this” “What? You think you’re better than me?” “That doesn’t sound very challenging” “How about we make this a competition?” “This feels like a test” “This isn’t challenging enough”

[ask-glados]

Thanks for not cleaning the art behind the walls. - a note from @vilifiedexile

I was thinking of putting up a sign and calling it "Descent into the Mind of a Madman" and charging admission.

@vilifiedexile

[vilifiedexile]

She rolls her eyes and writes:

“Is that your new way of giving Dr. Rattmann his salary? I think we’d both prefer the cake.”

[ask-glados]

"What salary? Should I be adding him back onto the payroll?"

[vilifiedexile]

(Writing)

“Have you just been ‘paying him’ by letting him keep his life? … Of course you have.”

[ask-glados]

"I've been providing him with food and shelter, not to mention free medical care. I think I've been pretty generous. After all, I can't just go around giving salaries to everyone. Expenses are tight enough with the collapse of civilization, so I can only pay him if he helps me gather money and resources for the company."

[vilifiedexile]

“Fair enough. For what it’s worth, I’m glad to be paid with keeping my house on the surface, Combine-proof technology and being given free cake. Especially since I’m not even a full-time employee.”

(Half-joking little smile)

[vilifiedexile]

⚠️ Sends people to the moon

(Embarrassed face, writes) “… not on purpose. I tried to hold on.”

((Mun note: she COULD, but she’s not going to because it was really scary and she wishes there had been a better solution))

[fuckingvictus]

another thing. STOP APOLOGIZING FOR NOT BEING ACTIVE / IN CHARACTER! this is a message also to myself, mind you. i find myself apologizing for a hobby. no! this is something we do in our free time for fun! a lot of us are adults ( or teens in school but i don't think any follow me but not excluding ) jobs, social lives, other random adult shit... sometimes we don't have time to write! hell, when we have time to write sometimes we aren't in the mood or don't have the energy to! we should not be looked down upon for this. it could be days, weeks or even months before we get out a reply but you can tell it's with love. why? because it wasn't forced and it was something we wanted to do! regardless, write when you want to write, shitpost when your stuck on mobile and roleplaying isn't part of your job until you somehow get paid for it! have fun! this is a hobby and not a job. enjoy it.

[ask-glados]

Thanks for not cleaning the art behind the walls. - a note from @vilifiedexile

I was thinking of putting up a sign and calling it "Descent into the Mind of a Madman" and charging admission.

@vilifiedexile

[vilifiedexile]

She rolls her eyes and writes:

“Is that your new way of giving Dr. Rattmann his salary? I think we’d both prefer the cake.”

[ask-glados]

"What salary? Should I be adding him back onto the payroll?"

[vilifiedexile]

(Writing)

“Have you just been ‘paying him’ by letting him keep his life? … Of course you have.”

[vilifiedexile]

⚠️ Will kill for cake

(Writes) “Only if they promised it and never gave it to me.”

[divinerpresources]

Send “⚠️” plus a warning label for my muse.

(If you cannot see the emoji send “Warning”)

[ask-glados]

Thanks for not cleaning the art behind the walls. - a note from @vilifiedexile

I was thinking of putting up a sign and calling it "Descent into the Mind of a Madman" and charging admission.

@vilifiedexile

[vilifiedexile]

She rolls her eyes and writes:

“Is that your new way of giving Dr. Rattmann his salary? I think we’d both prefer the cake.”

[the-stanley-parable-roleplay]

Dead Fandom - Should You Even Bother?

The TSP RP fandom used to be incredibly active but life and dwindling interest has deactivated a lot of blogs, leaving only few roleplayers remaining, bravely writing through the drought, believing that one day, we might get another influx of new blogs to carry us through the year.

But seriously, if you want to roleplay for TSP, don't let the low activity discourage you. There will always be at least one person (most likely me) who will stubbornly continue on writing.

If you find yourself lacking in TSP partners, you can expand to other fandoms. The Stanley Parable famously gets along with other games, media and meta-narratives, so try your luck!

Some great crossover options are

Portal

Severance

There Is No Game

Superliminal

House of Leaves

Homestuck

The Magnus Archives

Presentable Liberty

Half Life

Analogue Horror and ARGS

Break The Game

Doki Doki Literature Club

Welcome To Night Vale

Loki series

WOE.BEGONE

Doctor Who

Supernatural

Undertale

Yuppie Psycho

Pony Island

Silent Hill

The Backrooms

ESC Game

American Arcadia

Ib

Slay The Princess

Rick and Morty

The Secret Series

...and basically whatever else you can come up with! There are also tons of amazing fandomless blogs to interact with, don't rule anything out!

[mcflymemes]

PROMPTS FOR PATCHING UP WOUNDS *  assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary

it's honestly nothing. i can deal with it myself.

next time something like this happens, you have to promise to tell me.

you're making a big deal out of nothing. i'll be fine.

how long have you had that?

i'm good at this, you know. patching up wounds.

would you cut it out? i'm trying to help you.

why didn't you tell me you were bleeding?

you didn't have to take that hit for me.

what are you hiding from me?

it's not the worst injury i've ever seen, but it's pretty bad.

how long were you going to hide this from me?

at least let me look at it.

there. it looks much better.

this will help with the pain.

i'm forever in your debt.

i didn't have anywhere else to go.

this wasn't supposed to happen.

is that your blood?

i've patched up nastier wounds than this.

stop squirming! you're going to be fine!

this is bad. this is really bad.

i just need a band-aid and a nap. i'll be fine.

we need to get you to a hospital.

how does it look? be honest.

keep your eyes open, okay? keep looking at me.

it doesn't hurt that bad.

give me your hand. let me look at it.

who taught you how to patch a wound like that?

it's not as bad as i thought it would be, that's for sure.

would you just let me help you? please?

you saved my life.

let me go find my first aid kit. it's in here somewhere.

i'll take care of it. you just sit and rest.

see? that wasn't so bad after all.

i've seen worse.

take two of these and drink some water.

ow! that really hurt!

i've got you, okay? everything's going to be fine.

you're gonna have to take your shirt off.

well... it could have been worse.

it looks worse than it really is, i swear.

roll up your sleeve a little, will you?

does that feel all right?

i didn't even realize i was bleeding.

you could have been killed out there!

give me a second to patch this up.

don't close your eyes. you hear me? stay with me.

i'm not giving up on you just yet.

you still need some time to heal.

i'm right here. i won't leave your side.

thank you for taking care of me.

if you can still hear me, help is on the way!

just squeeze my hand when it starts hurting.

how long have i been out?

let me check for a fever.

did you patch this up?

i've had worse injuries than this.

where did you learn to do that?

take some deep breaths for me.

look at me. you're going to be fine.

hold still! stop moving around so much!

i'll take care of you.

what the hell were you thinking?

where does it hurt?

i'm so used to doing this myself.

lift up your shirt a little so i can see.

lay back down. you're not healed up yet.

you never should have put yourself in harm's way like that.

looks like i've got myself a really good nurse.

will you stay with me while i sleep?

no one's ever helped me like that before.

i would have died had it not been for you.

don't you get it? if you don't let me help you, you'll die.

we have to be quick about this.

this could get bad.

[uniiicornmemes]

Send 🎬 for a random scene in my muse's life.

This can be either a moment from their past or a slice-of-life kind of thing.

[wolfrider-ruavi]

Do me a favor. Reblog this if you welcome the use of ask memes as icebreakers between characters that have never, or rarely, interacted before.

[floralxfallal]

[king-of-darkness]

You could send the randomest crap and Loki will respond. Ask box always open