Ask Hamlet Sanders

Hello! This is an ask blog for my story/fic, Perfectly Real. Read it on @Remusownsmyuwus ! Despite the name, all sides in my story can answer asks here. !! Asks here don't affect the main story, although I may write a sequel where they do !!

[remusownsmyuwus]

I feel so, so bad and I don't know why.

I'm gonna take a break from Sanders Sides for a few days. I'm blocking every character tag, every tag I can think of. I'm not gonna go on my tiktok or post anything on my Sanders Sides blogs. I'm gonna mute all my discord servers.

I'm gonna reblog this post to all my SaSi blogs and then I'm not going to say anything for a few days.

I'll still talk about stuff on my main, @metal-and-stationery , but I... I just want this bad feeling to go away. I'm sorry I'm just... Leaving. Feel free to dm me but please don't talk about Sanders Sides to me.

Please respect my wishes. I won't be checking the notes on any of my SaSi blogs.

I just want space.

[ask-hamlet-sanders]

There's nothing better than this!

[ask-hamlet-sanders]

Are you proud of me?

Proud of my off-color off-brand poetry?

Proud of my lack of self-esteem?

Proud of my enthusiasm,

Proud of my sardonic sarcasm?

Are you proud of me?

They're never proud of me

[ask-hamlet-sanders]

Logic is offline

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Downloading

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Downloading

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Logic is here

[ask-hamlet-sanders]

I'm Remus, intrusive thoughts. I was listening to this podcast, the other day, about how people considered "nerds" in school develop what's called a "Language Super-Standard." Do you think Hamlet has a Language Super-Standard? I think he does. I'm the Duke, by the way. See ya around.

[ask-hamlet-sanders]

Hey, uh, is this really necessary? I didn't agree to- [sighs] fine. I'm Virgil, Thomas' anxiety. Fight or flight, ya know? I- I'm worried. About Loga- Hamlet. About Thomas as a whole, I guess. Right now I'm just trying to hold us together. I'll answer your questions, if you have any for me.

[ask-hamlet-sanders]

Hello Fanders! It's me, Prince Roman! The one and lonely! I mean, the one and only! I'm the wonderful embodiment of Thomas' creativity! Well, half of it anyway. I love to write, act, sing, and much more! Ask me questions!!!

[ask-hamlet-sanders]

Hey Hamlet! What's it like to have switched "sides"?:0

From "light" to "dark"? Those labels always seemed obsolete to me. Any chosen characteristics can be assigned to "light" or "dark", "good" or "evil". But, I find Remus entertaining, and Deceit is- [Hamlet pauses, blushing] I suppose his conversation is... Intriguing. I don't miss the others very much. Th- they didn't care about me.

[ask-hamlet-sanders]

Hey kiddos! I heard we were answering questions! I know you think that Patton is too old to understand the internet, but I'm getting the hang of it! And old dog can learn new tricks after all. I'm Patton- or, I guess, Morality? I also represent some of Thomas' feelings, and his inner child! I'm super excited to answer your questions, kiddos!

[ask-hamlet-sanders]

An intro? Fine. I'm Deceit. I'm one of the essential parts of Thomas, and I'm currently trying to make sure Hamlet doesn't do anything stupid.

[ask-hamlet-sanders]

I was told to write a brief introduction? Apologies, if this isn't... Well done. I find myself... Lacking energy to complete tasks I once saw as simple. I am the function Apathy, although my name is Hamlet, and I will be asked... Questions? I am... A reading and astronomy ethusiast, and... Nevermind.

[ask-hamlet-sanders]

Willkommen, Bienvenue!

Hello! It's me, Hyalus, author of Perfectly Real. I'm making this blog so that you, the reader of Perfectly Real, can interact with Hamlet, Deceit, Thomas, and the rest.

This is what I'm doing instead of updating this week, sorry.

Key:

Hamlet

Remus

Deceit

Roman

Patton

Virgil

Logic

Thomas

((Author/Hyalus))

Perfectly Real taglist:

@gay--insomniac @power-in-plain-sight @thiaholimon @djpurple3 @aleiimm

(in case you wanna follow/interact with this blog)