Hattori

[Welcome! Feel free to ask Hattori, from Brawlhalla, some Qs! NO NSFW for forever, sorry folks!]

[ask-hattorii]

∞

Can't Sleep Love - Pentatonix Cover

"Somebody wake up my heart

Light me up

Set fire to my soul"

[septicemic-main]

My Borthday is April 1st

https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/397LPN14FSPBQ

So, this is my Birthday wishlist. I turn 19 soon, and I’m expecting to be getting my birth certificate so I can get a job, so money isn’t too much of an issue…my main issue is just getting the laptop you see on the list. I picked that specific laptop because it has a good RAM (I think) and it’s cheaper than most I could find with the same amount of RAM. Basically, my old PC died and my grandmas PC only has 5 GB of RAM so it’s not a lot, and I make digital art and YouTube videos for a partial living. I can no longer do this though, as my PC died and my new phone will not support an S Pen, the kind I used to make said digital art. So…Here’s this! The clothes are appreciated, because I literally migrate between 4 pairs of pants every day and I’m gaining weight so some don’t fit me anymore…and don’t get me started on how many shirts I don’t have. Though, I can buy the clothes myself once I get a job, it’s just the laptop I’m gonna need help with. I’m also saving for college and an apartment, and with that, I’ll need to save for more, soo…yeah. If you can help, thanks! If not, thanks anyways! Boosting my art would help more anyways ngl lmao. So, done self promo-ing, go enjoy your lives now lmao. Also I’m selling stickers, DM for details

[ask-hattorii]

∞

Ghost - Mystery Skulls

The iconic line; "I think I might just disappear" owo

[ask-hattorii]

Nsfw when

Mun here. Stop asking for NSFW, as I stated before that I wasn't doing this due to Tumblr's updated policies and my own decisions to not post said content. If I see another ask about NSFW I'm turning anon off, as I've been getting spammed for days with nothing but these asks.

[squishyhowell-deactivated201802]

PUT A “∞” IN MY ASK BOX AND I’LL SHUFFLE MY MUSIC PLAYER AND GIVE YOU MY FAVORITE LYRIC FROM THE SONG THAT COMES UP.

[clubsprout]

YALL PLEASE DO THIS

[diana-slayerofkings]

To @ask-hattorii

Now I may be a tad nutter,

Sending this letter

With a rubbish poem,

And my followers, I too show them

To say I may be plastered or shot by cupid’s arrow

On a day notorious for heartbreak and sorrow

And to say you are as sweet as the toff’s chocolate

That I am now stuffing my face with.

…

Wait, that does not rhyme.

[ask-hattorii]

Lucien

I don’t know you at all, I think we’ve talked maybe once before...and it was because we both agreed that Orion is stupid as hell. Though, I did get a chance to look through your...blog thing, and from what I hear, you’re pretty cold-hearted. You’re ruthless, brutal, and stingy, and you’ve killed and robbed for your own gain. You’ve cheated and lied and broken more laws than I can count, and the only thing you care about is that horse you had (and Caspian). You showed no remorse for your crimes and even broke out of jail once, didn’t you? Anyways, my point is, you’re a terrible, shitty person.

I like that. Thank you for being someone who is at least tolerable. In fact, I like you to the point in which I don’t think I would insult you nearly as often as the other legends. Consider your secrets safe.

~Hattori

(p.s., tell your “boyfriend” to stop stealing my gauges. They are not rings...or anything else he uses them for.)

( @edgy-frenchman )

[jiro-the-specialist]

[Hi there, mun here! Ask box is open so questions are welcome <3]

[jiro-the-specialist]

I’m still relatively new to Tumblr, but I’ve been all around the internet. No, not because of Ada. So, with that in mind, feel free to ask questions…or commission me. But please, refrain from asking me about my clients…(looking at you, Fait).

[Hi there! I’m the mun from @ask-hattorii and I wanted to make an ask blog for Jiro, but since Peepo has their own Jiro ask blog I wanted to make one for my fav Jiro skin!!! Jiro…the Specialist <3 enjoy!!]

[ochalla]

Welcome!

I’ll post this here but there will also be a page for this when I get done drawing the banner and pfp, but!!! Welcome to OChalla, basically Val/Brawlhalla but your OCs are in it!

Here, you can:

- Send us asks (for OCs, not the canon chars, but we will provide a link list for all the ask-blogs of canon & non-canon chars we can find!)

- Request RPs (with canon or non-canon!)

- Submit your OC (under the tag #OChalla)

- Submit art of your OC or other’s (under the tag #OChallart)

- Promote your ask-blog, art-blog, commissions, etc.! (under the tag #Promohalla)

- Request to play Brawlhalla with people! (specify region and anything else you feel necessary)

- Ask for headcanons or submit your own! (About canon or non-canon characters)

- Send us suggestions for what we can improve/add!

That’s the list for now, but as the last point said, definitely feel free to suggest stuff to us, we’re down for suggestions~!

+Admin Dari+

[septicemic-main]

made an oc blog for brawlhalla, submit your things there or just check it out pl0x!! @ochalla

[ask-hattorii]

"Sorry if I annoyed you dear, I just wanted to say hi and I hope we can get along!~"

I didn’t fight my way into Valhalla to make friends with a preppy “witch” stereotype. If you want friends, look elsewhere, especially Halloween City, or whatever that ridiculous holiday store is called. I’m not interested.

[drawn replies will start soon, waiting for my phone to charge & to not be face timing with people before i even start, sorry!! ;w;]

[ask-hattorii]

[Mun again, thought I’d update with some hcs for this Hattori blog!]

{+ Hattori is the living incarnate of the worst possible mother...without having any kids. She hates children and, as I’ve said before to some of the other Brawl-ask-blogs...she’s the bitchy-drunk-step-mom that only married your dad for the money. She tends to assume she’s older than everyone she meets, and if you prove her wrong, she can get a little aggressive to prove she is still better than you. If you are younger than her though, she sees you as a toddler but refuses to treat you as such. She more like...wants to skin you alive. Is the nicest way I can put it...

+ She’s pretty heckin’ old...she’s about Yumiko’s age which I think is around 4,000 years? Only, I think she’s late 3,000′s, like uber late, nearing 4,000. And no, she does not respect Yumiko or anyone older than her, as I mentioned. More on that...

+ ...here. I laid this out this way for a reason BUT! If there is anything younger than her, she’s all about “respecting your elders”...but the minute something is older than her...all of that flies out of the window. She’s mean, nasty, sarcastic...you name it. Any way to be a cunt to everyone and she’s down for it, really. So, in short...she’s a MASSIVE hypocrite, as you’ll see a lot in this blog. She will never admit to ANY of it though. 

+ On that note, she hates being wrong, and if you call her out on any of her bluffs etc. she is quick to snap back and drag you through the mud.

+ She has info...on everyone. E v e r y o n e. But she hates being read, so while she’s peeping in on other people’s convos, she’s making up as many lies as she can to distract everyone from herself. Lies about herself and others, doesn’t matter...as long as it’s a distraction and she can avoid being caught snooping? It’s a win in her books.

+ ^ Liar. Liar liar liar liar liar liar liar--

She lies honestly way too much...honestly (buh dun tss)

+ She hasn’t eaten since entering Valhalla from her own memories, and since marrying Kagima’s brother in actuality. Never once has she given food a thought, because she feeds off of sparring. If you beat her, you’ve basically given her an appetizer then told her that you just...couldn’t serve her meal. She hates it, she hates losing.

+  I’m going off on random tangents here, I’m all over the place and NOTHING is organized here, BUT! Before marrying Kagima’s brother, she was the polar opposite to what you see now. She was still incredibly competitive and blood thirsty, but she was much more friendly about losing and winning. She was much more friendly in general ngl. If you wanna hear my whole spiel about her before Kagima, send some asks and whatnot! I’m totally down to spill the tea~!

+ Hattori is asexual. And aromantic. Enough said, really.

+ This is here because of the few asks I’ve gotten about Kagima’s brother. So, no...as Hattori and I have stated before, Kagima’s brother did not force her into marriage, she did choose to marry him. She did it for the sake of her family of course, she felt obligated to. In her mind, it was better than the runner up she had coming for her, one of her rivals who actually bested her in many things...but was a cocky asshole about it. Anyways, Kagima’s brother (whom we’ll call Gato for now, just a random name I gave him) asked for her hand in marriage because of rivalry between the two...Gato and Kagima were fighting for power since they were young, and Gato had seen the perfect opportunity to get Kagima out of the way. After turning Hattori into a demon, he actually gained more power than he gave, which lead into Koji’s story. Actually, Hattori was still relatively normal before Gato’s death, and it only took Koji so long to follow Hattori and others into Valhalla because, in my hc, Koji actually fought for 20+ years nonstop. Hattori had no recollection of this, hence why she believes Koji actually died soon after he killed Gato, and since Valhalla has no connection with most other...”worlds”...she was never informed on just how long he’d been fighting for. This is super long, and like I said earlier, I’m willing to talk more about it, but for this one, it’s only if I get enough asks honestly. It’s super long & complicated & I’m too tired to get into heavy detail right now or probably ever lmao 

-Mun Dari}

[blackcatrph]

♛♛ fresh prince of bel air sentence starters ♛♛

“ if you want a shot at being with me, maybe you should try talking to me like a human being ? got it ? ”

“ i’m sorry but i’m sick and tired of men acting like pouty babies. ”

“ girl, yo feet must be tired cause you’ve been running through my mind all day ! ”

“ it’s your world squirrel, i’m just tryin’ to get a nut. ”

“ hey girl, i’d marry your brother just to be in your family. ”

“ girl, the way you looking so good. i wish just i could plant you and grow a whole field of ya’ll.”

“ mirror mirror on the wall, i’m not too short i’m not too tall, but damn if i don’t got it all. ”

“ mirror, mirror on the wall, jean claude van damme i’m fine. “ 

” i exploit people everyday, but it’s thanksgiving so i’ll have the day off. “ 

“ hey baby, i noticed you noticing me and i just wanted to put you on notice that i noticed you too.”

“ dad, don’t do anything stupid ! you haven’t updated your will yet. ”

“  what’s that hideous thing growing out of your neck ?! never mind, it’s just your head. ”

“ if it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, and smells like a duck, what is it ? ”

“ maybe i sometimes say things that are selfish and self-centered, but that’s who i am. ”

“ ain’t no thang but a chicken wing. ”

“ as my father used to say, it’s better to give than to receive. ” 

“ i think you’ve been deprived of oxygen at birth. ”

“ it’s a cruel world big guy and you can’t be in it forever. ”

“ you hurt him, and you could have hurt yourself ! ”

“ you’re a slacker. you say you want things but you’re never willing to work for it ! you never make the sacrifice. you think you’re just gonna charm your way through. ”

“ let me tell you something. i am nothing like my father. ”

“ come on, i gotta get you to the hospital ! ”

“ what’s french for ‘unwelcome guest’ ? ”

“ something terrible has happened ! ”

[blackcatrph]

⚜⚜ crap said in discord sentence starters pt 1 ⚜⚜

“ give me your delicious fuck up. ”

“ don’t you worry about where i got my jelly. ”

“ happy new anus. ”

“ you know what? fight me. ”

“ bitch don’t kill my tribe. ”

“ i will get my boobs out and sing cardi and get free drinks. ”

“ do not get your boobs out. ”

“ my money’s on the end of the world. ”

“ a moped, fun to play around with, but no one’s going to admit they enjoy it. ”

“ but now i am older… wiser… i’ve seen things. ”

“ they’re so big. ”

“ my lemonade in my vodka melatonin is not good. ”

“ i just dropped my phone in ranch ! ”

“ he’s a moped. fun to play around with but no one’s going to admit they enjoy it. ”

“ i always knew i was destined for greatness. ”

“ i’m immune to puppy dog eyes. ”

“ i typically use boobs as a form of persuasion. ”

“ ah sweet coffee, guide me to hell. ”

“ i have ascended to the holy dad jokes. ”

“ it’s the universe deep-dicking us. ”

“ i’m so excited i’m gonna pee. ”

“ well, when you’re an asshole your ass is what you have to rely on.  “

“ show me your riding crop. ”

“ he has BDE. big dad energy. ”

“ i don’t like to feel like a burden. ”

“ it’s not my dream dad! it’s yours! ”

“ i will raise fists for you. ” 

[rp-ask-memes-deactivated2026012]

MAKE MY MUSE SCARED.

send SHIVERS down their spine; bring their worst thoughts and fears to the forefront of their minds and take advantage. see how far you can push my muse before they CRACK. // POSSIBLE TRIGGER WARNING.

[ginger-and-mint]

Tummy Asks: Cute Edition

hello fiends. have some Soft Asks. thanks to local fiend extraordinaire @tiny-tum for coming up with the 😈question and helping me with the rest!

Food

☀️What are your favorite foods to indulge in when it’s hot outside? ❄️Favorite foods to indulge in when it’s cold outside? 🍦Name one food you associate with a good memory. 😍Name one food you can’t resist even if you’re already full. 🥘What’s the most delicious meal you’ve ever had? 🍬What’s the most sweets you’ve ever eaten in one sitting?

Feeling

🌹Talk about a time you were stuffed and it felt really good. 🥀Talk about a time you were stuffed and it didn’t feel so good. 🍽Talk about a time you were really hungry and ate something very satisfying. 🥧Talk about a time food made you feel loved. 💤Do you get sleepy when you’re full? What kind of food makes you sleepiest? 🎈What’s the most swollen your tummy has ever felt?

Comfort

💕Would you rather give a tummy rub or receive one? ✨Are there certain rubbing motions or places you can press on your tummy that feel really good when you’re full? 🛋Would you prefer to be in a certain position while getting a belly rub? (e.g. lying down, snuggled beside a caretaker, lying in a lap?) ♨️Do you enjoy warmth on your belly? Any preferred methods? 🍵If you had a tummyache, how would you want to be comforted? 😈 Are you more likely to eat until you’re achy if you know you’ll get a tummy rub? Or do you know someone who would do that?

Company

🐝Is it cuter if someone is openly complaining about how full they are or trying to hide it? 🦋Is it cuter if someone is super happy with how much they ate or a little uncomfortable and needy for cuddles? 💌 If you were stuffed, would you rather have someone tease you for being silly or immediately show concern? 💬If you were stuffed, what could someone say to you that would make you melt? What about if they were the stuffed one? 😵Has anyone ever done something unintentionally kinky in front of you? 🙊Have you ever told anyone (excluding people you’ve met through the kink community) about your kink?