Good evening hels sir what would you like for dinner our starter we have clam chowder snd special for today is beef and for desert we have ice cream :)
Is the beef vintage? I’ve been meaning to say thank you to the man for bringing me here.
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Good evening hels sir what would you like for dinner our starter we have clam chowder snd special for today is beef and for desert we have ice cream :)
Is the beef vintage? I’ve been meaning to say thank you to the man for bringing me here.
sir, why are you depicted with an iron sword on your header?
The illustrator would like to make a note that this sword will never be drawn this detailed ever again.
The image in my header is from Welsknight pretending he beat me in a rap battle. He cheated, knowing that my netherite sword wouldn’t exist in their 1.15 word. Now that they finally updated?
My sword shall slice through Wel’s puny armor like butter.
is tango from hels?
Usually I am too busy plotting how to kill him in the way that would break Wels the most to concern myself with whether he is from Hels or not.
You softies never knew Hels. It is everyone for themselves. Whether he is from Hels or not, he shall be begging for mercy like the rest of the Hermits when their server is burned to the ground.
https://youtu.be/nn_4z1cPOP0
How do you feel about this? (Hope I got your good sides)
How much blood per cubic hels?
The average human has 1.5 gallons of blood. There are 21 mostly human hermits. Therefore, I will spill around 30 gallons of blood.
Blood per cubic is unspecific, and the fact you ask that means you are as idiotic as this question.
Would you wear thigh high crocs?
Never.
You are a disappointment to question askers. When I finish with my quest to destroy everything Welsknight holds dear, you will be next.
That picture is photoshopped.
Did Wels eat the steam potat?
The potato was important to him. By eating it, I will break his relationship with the other hermits, causing him untold suffering as they all decide he is unworthy of being a friend, and abandon him to the void.
That... that didn’t happen?
The hermits are still friends?
Damn them.
What do you think of Evil Xisuma?
Note, we have no idea why the picture of Ex hugging X showed up as text. It is not because the artist was NOT in the mood to draw X or Ex. Totally...
That idiot isn’t even from Hels. He likes Hermitcraft. He regularly consults with Welsknight’s friends. He shall meet my blade like the rest of the hermits, when I kill them one by one, causing Wels unbearable pain before he ends up on my blade, dead as wels.
how do you feel knowing all of hermitblr is a simp for you Hels.
Oh, Hermitblr. It’s... flattering.
I have a feeling my wifie’s blade might have some objections. And she is the only warrior in Hels even I fear.
good to see you staying hydrated!
I have two thirsts I need to quell
My thirst for water, and the blood of Wels
Once, by my blade he Die-drates
Then I will finally have finished my hydrate
Do you like coffee or tea?
Sips.
Water.
do you prefer stridaph or stridersuma?
I hate them both equally.
Hello. How many teeth does your steed have, if any?
Helsknight would like to state this image is not reflective of his horse, nor him. He would also like to swear his horse is a killer.
Teeth. Of all the questions you ask the champion of Hels, warrior of the Nether, you ask about teeth. I’ll let you live, if only for the fact your question amused me.
I don’t usually care to go near my steed’s fangs, so it would probably be better if you asked the last unlucky soul who got a bit too close.
Ask Helsknight!
What up fam, it’s yah boi Helsknight!
I’m like Welsknight, but without all the soft ‘good’ parts that make him a loser.
I’m here to destroy Hermitcraft and ruin Welsknight’s day.
Apparently, making Tumblr ask blogs ruins peoples day.
So, send in asks, imbeciles.