epic trumpet solo

howdy-doo 🏄 (any pronoun) (22y)

[senatortedcruz]

she let me hit because i care for all creatures in the forest great and small

[mygogglesdosomething]

[mygogglesdosomething]

[radiofreederry]

Things normal people say

[couriernewvegas]

[germanmilfs]

workers of the world... MWAH!

[micromontage]

[transplanetary]

The Canberra Times, April 23 1989

[cauterizedheart-deactivated2025]

[smokeandsong]

[angelicguy]

trying to groom an old guy "youre so mature for 50"

[furryprovocateur]

stop writing fanfiction we need political assassins now more than ever

[gamgersgamging]

i shared this fanart i found for my bestie and now i made this shitpost

[newtgeiszler]

planned obsolescence is out of damn control. there was once a time that a bedframe, any simple bedframe, could withstand the weight of two 300-pound men going at it obscene style, as nature intended. it was furniture made by REAL carpenters. now the darn things can barely withstand a sensual threesome between 3 scrawny lesbian twinks. with the march of capitalism driving the profit incentive over efficiency, now we all have shitty overpriced bedframes and everyone has to suffer the effects of homophobia.

[gonegrill]

“we are looking for passionate individuals who want to make a difference in their community”

it’s a grocery store

[inthesensethat]

[blacklacerabbit]

Cab Calloway circa 1933 ✨🤍

[funny-tik-toks]

[mmm-asbestos]

What are the lore implications

[pikafleetsyolo]

i think that from now on these should be the only acceptable character heights. anything other than this will render the games unplayable