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Welcome!

This is a blog run by Moonfur and Wheeze.

Want to ask one of our fucked up beloveds a question? Go ahead! You can ask anyone you want:

Pluto

Slash

Byte

Delusion

Gouge

Hunter (& Orange)

Sparrow

Spindle

Pulaski

Fester

Kevin the little shit demon chicken

Ani, though do keep in mind their personality is really flat because we've neglected them (sorry Ani)

And if you want to refresh on the Deep Lore(TM), or just read more about our little shits or whatever else, the H!DS master post is here!

Now, with all that said, we do have some guidelines/rules we'd like to set.

This blog is run by real-life people. We absolutely understand simping for deranged characters, but constantly simping and flirting with the characters through this blog makes us uncomfortable. Most of them wouldn't be receptive to it, anyways.

You can't mess with stuff in-universe too much. Nothing that would cause big changes or such: For example, you can't break the Horror Squad out of jail. We'll have to play it by ear somewhat, but just keep this in mind.

Do note that we will add more rules if we discover we need to set more boundaries, but we don't think that'll be necessary. Moon's just a little extra cautious.

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Somehow broke into jr prison area

Ok bitches looks at the cells Pluto, Slash, Byte, Delusion, Gouge are in if you guys win i let you out of the cell pulls out keys to their cells and uno cards but if i win we play again or take you guys out for drinks

anon don't make us tap the sign

also, if their cells were close enough that they could all play uno with you at once, they'd be constantly bitching at each other within the asks GFDHGFDHG

[moonfurthetemmie]

H!DS Anika Gautier

Yes! They have some FUCKING backstory! Real backstory! They're still dead, though. This is what they looked like in life.

- Their nickname is Rahni. The first image is them at a protest in the middle of the night, the second is them finally arrested by JR.

- They were one of the first people to ever openly question and criticize JR. And Dream was not best pleased with them for it.

- Decades later, Dream is still trying to clean up the fallout from Ani’s protests and stuff. He’s never not dealing with that headache.

- When Ani was eventually caught and arrested, they were like “Yeah, I’m that bitch. What of it”

- And Dream went “…are you tho.” Because he couldn’t believe that they wouldn’t deny their identity when they could be executed. Is this…a trick? Are they bluffing???

- So Ani stays in custody.

- When they’re not interacting with the guards or Dream, they’re generally pretty nice. They actually hang out in the Orphanage a lot, and make gifts to give to the kids. The kids adore Ani.

- Dream is also warming up to them. Enough that he notices, even through his aura smothering all of his emotions. He convinced himself that this Ani couldn’t possibly be the one he’s been tracking down.

- And…Ani is very much affected by Dream’s aura. Enough that they think they might love him. It’s not enough to get them to abandon their mission, but…it’s a little late for that anyways.

- Ani makes Dream a little necklace. Dream is almost completely convinced that they aren’t the one who’s been causing all this trouble for him.

- But, as those familiar with DreamSwap may have guessed, Ani’s already dying. They have a blood disease, and were already told they were going to die. They decided to make the most of their time while they had it.

- As their condition got worse, they told Dream aaaall about it. And what they were trying to do. The next morning, they were dead.

- Dream gets…weird, when asked about that time period. He doesn’t like talking about it.

- Ani’s still a ghost, but rather than being an angry, vengeful goblin, they’re doing their best to hinder JR’s efforts. There’s not a whole lot they can do, but they’re trying. They still don’t get along great with Finch, though; not until the good ending.

- Also! Before Ani got arrested, Dream had been obsessed with catching them. To the point where it was obvious to everyone that he was ignoring Nightmare.

- Of course, it didn’t help that Nightmare knew he was being ignored, and tried to cause a big mess to get Dream to pay attention to him. He was only a little pissed about it. Just a little <33

Bonus image: They have a present for one of the kids

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I dont have really much just checkers, dama, chess and one more which i forgot the name of!

anyway, have u tried doing Yoga :o if u haven't, try it! It helps u relax if u r stressed or someone /sth makes u uncomfortable and stressed :3

*looks at orange*

Hunter: Dama? I don't recognize that name, how do you play?

Hunter:

Hunter: Wait, are you looking at-?

Orange: Can you see me??

(Hunter regularly does yoga. It’s as relaxing as it can be, given Orange is constantly shouting and trying to interrupt the peace.)

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hiiiii sorry we've been busy

We might be on and off for a while still, though.

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If they were all "normal" people would they be friends? Or crush on eachother? What would happen if they had the same personaliti3s just were toned down a bit?

Moon here! we actually have an AU that, as a side effect of its original intentions, explores that

It's a D&D-inspired fantasy AU, sort of a 'everyone lives and no one is evil and they all lived mostly happily ever after.' There's still some conflict here and there, of course, but overall it's a pretty fluffy AU.

The H!DS segment is a little bit of a mess and we mainly just said 'hey hey What If' and I made some heroforge things and made some shit up.

Pluto is a blackberry bush (A Dryad; and, because nymphs of greek mythology are all born female, he's a trans man) and is an agent of absolute chaos. he wanders around with his besties Slash, a dragonborn fighter with a big fucking sword, and Byte, a crossbow-wielding dwarf ranger. Because idk, why not a crossbow. Stitches (normal DS Error) is a wizard. It's hard to translate magic strings into more 'traditional' nerd fantasy magics

Delusion is also a trans dryad; but he's a tree. Specifically a black locust tree. He and Pluto (gasp!) grew up together.

Gouge is an elf; a lancer. She's sorta Delusion's body guard, not that he really need it. Still, it's good to have an extra set of eyes out while traveling.

Hunter is a satyr and he's still a lonely little shit but he loves making new friends. He's a user of nature magic; not really druidic magic, but yeah.

I can't find any more info about how they interacted, but I know they weren't nearly as hostile with each other.

Delusion is probably recovering from people worshiping him still. He's doing better, and trying to *actually* help people.

Pluto, Slash, and Byte are probably wanted for being thieves and instigators, but they're not murderers. They probably are adventurers, though; mostly taking on bounties for monster slaying and such. "Local town terrorized by basilisk saved; saviors proceed to terrorize town for a day before moving on." that sorta thing.

Gouge is probably still pretty sadistic, but it's to a more 'normal' degree. She's not torturing people. She does not enjoy torturing people. she's kind of an asshole most of the time though. she isn't fond of people. She *is* chill with Byte, Slash, and Pluto, though.

Hunter...I think he and Byte are still on bad terms, but I don't really remember. Either way I think it's much closer to how DS Error and Blue interact in canon. Wary, and Hunter wants to be friends again, but Byte is really. not feeling it. Hunter's still being overly friendly, though.

...we uh. forgot the others, i think. oops

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Hunter! What’s your opinion on cats? I could get you one! :D

Hunter: Oh, I love cats! I'd love to have one.

Hunter: But, er...It's...probably best not to get me one.

Hunter: I-I mean, I really appreciate the thought! It's very kind of you to offer! It's just...

Hunter, glancing at Orange: ...I don't think a cat would be safe in my house.

(Orange is smirking.)

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What do they all think of eachother?

Sparrow: Well, I think it should be kind of obvious what I think of the trio down in the jail.

Spindle, fake whispering: He hates them.

Sparrow, side-eyeing Spindle: I don’t hate them. But they’re not exactly great people, so I think it’s sufficient to say that I’m not exactly a fan.

Sparrow: As for Dream, I’m…not entirely sure. Look, I know he’s an awful person and has the blood of hundreds, if not thousands of people on his hands, but…he was also my boss for god knows how long. I always trusted him. And it’s a bit hard to change my own opinion of him that drastically.

Sparrow: And Gouge is a whole other can of worms. I can’t believe someone that close to me could do something so….horrifying.

Spindle: I dunno I personally think they’re all shitheads.

Pulaski: I don’t know much about any of them, but the snippets I’ve heard have given me a…less than ideal opinion of them.

(None of them really know Hunter unfortunately)

~~

Slash: Oh give us 5 minutes in a room with bird boy and you’ll see exactly how we feel about him.

Byte: God what I would give to gut his fucking ass.

Pluto: He’s such a fucking bitch. We all hate him. I mean look at us! He fucking locked us up! He’s a dick!

Slash: And don’t even get me started on ‘Lord Dream.’ What a narcissistic asshole. I may not hate him as much as Finch, but he’s a very close second.

Byte: Meh I hate Finch way more. Slash has some weird vendetta against Dream-

Slash: Because he’s a fucking prick! You know he is!

Byte: -but I don’t really care that much. I mean I want him dead but it could be quick for all I care.

Byte: Now Hunter, ohhhh he’s a close second

Pluto: Oh we all hate Hunter. He’s so annoying. He needs to learn when to shut the hell up and piss off.

Slash: Yeah he’s an annoying bastard. We’ve tried to skin him but he’s too damn slippery.

Byte: Gouge is pretty cool though.

Slash: Yeah we’re chill with Gouge. She hangs with us sometimes.

Pluto: Used to, anyways.

Slash: Stupid fucking bird bitch.

~~

Delusion: I’m…unsure of how to feel about Finch at the moment. While he did overthrow me, I do believe he was just doing what he thought was best. He’s wrong, of course, but I understand he wasn’t acting out of malicious intent towards me.

Delusion: And he has given me rather decent accommodations for the situation, and has given me enough magic suppressants that I don’t have to worry as much about getting burned by my aura. So I don’t hate him, which would surprise many given what he did. When I am inevitably released, I may even give him another chance at loyalty. He’ll have to earn it back, of course, but he’ll be allowed the chance.

Delusion: As for the others? I am less than fond of Slash and Byte. They’re clearly negative influences on Pluto, and need to be disposed of. I do have high hopes for Pluto, after all. I believe he and Gouge would get along well.

Delusion: And I believe it should be obvious how I feel about Gouge. She’s a very loyal worker and has thusly earned my respect.

Delusion: Now Hunter is an interesting case. He is rather useless to me and I will likely be rid of him in the long run, but at the moment he is proving a tad useful, so he can stay.

~~

Gouge: Do I look like I give two shits about them? Fuck off.

(Gouge won’t admit it but she does like the horror squad, maybe even more than she likes Delusion. She thinks Hunter is annoying, and dreams of all the horrifying things she could do to Finch when she breaks out. She hates his guts.)

~~

Hunter: Oh I really like everyone! Though I really do wish Pluto, Byte and Slash would stop trying to hurt me…

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Does anyone have any Christmas plans, or anything special they’re hoping for for Christmas?

Sparrow, how’s Champion? Tell him he’s a good boy for me!

Sparrow: Well, I can tell you that some of us aren't making any Christmas plans, given they'll be spending the holidays in max security.

Sparrow: But I do plan on giving them something. Probably nothing more than some holiday foods. Cookies, doughnuts...depends on their preference.

~~

Pluto: Where the FUCK did you come from??

Slash: What do you think we even could do? Are you blind? We're in a cell.

Byte: We were going to commit some holly jolly crimes, but apparently Sparrow doesn't want us to have a fun Christmas.

Pluto: JR continues to be run by stuck up, bitchy, boring birds.

Byte: How much more alliteration can you get in there?

Pluto: Bite me.

Byte: No, Byte me. You Pluto.

Pluto: i'm gonna strangle you

~~

Gouge: ...I don't celebrate.

Gouge: I don't really care.

Gouge: Sometimes if my coworkers drag me to celebrate with them I'll put on their dumb hats but that's it

Gouge: Why does everyone wear a stupid hat for the holidays? Fucking children.

~~

Delusion: Ah, I never really celebrated any winter holidays. Or any others, for that matter. I was always too busy.

Delusion: I don't see the point in honoring a god that doesn't help their people, anyhow.

~~

Hunter: Oh. Er...sort of?

Hunter: I...want to make some yummy deserts, but I think...well, something- something usually goes wrong every year.

Orange: Tell them it's your dead brother. You know, the one you killed? Go on, Blue. Tell them.

Hunter: ...It's...generally the same something.

Hunter: I try my best to work around it, but it's not...I can't really prevent it.

~~

Spindle, wrapping his arm around Sparrow's shoulder: We're going to do Christmas and Chanukah.

Sparrow, rolling his eyes, amused: Spindle found out that doughnuts were a tradition Chanukah food and decided to buy about twenty boxes of them.

Pulaski, chuckling: We had to give some away.

Pulaski: The children were happy to help take them off our hands.

Spindle: It was totally worth it.

Pulaski, chuckling: Well, anyways; I'd like to make a nice dinner for everyone. It doesn't have to be holiday specific, if I make something we can all eat, I think.

Pulaski: It'd be nice to make a traditional side dish for both holidays. Desert, too. I think that'd make it even better.

Spindle: Sparrow and I still have to figure out how to, like, combine stuff so it's not weird or insensitive or whatever.

Spindle: ...I'm also hoping I won't burst into flames trying to participate, too.

Sparrow, kissing Spindle's cheek: Oh, don't worry; we'll just douse you in eggnog if that happens.

Sparrow: Oh, and Champion's doing alright. Aren't you, Champ?

Champion: Happy barks and excited tail wags

Sparrow, smiling: Good boy.

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Sup babygirl(hunter) how you doing friend? Did you get therapy?

Hunter:

Hunter: Therapy for what?

Orange: For killing all your friends.

Hunter:

Hunter: ...I didn't kill any of them.

Orange: whatever helps you sleep at night, murderer.

(...he was okay until orange said something about that)

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sorry for being kind of rushed up.

I like checkers!! and yes I did figure out ur fav color is blue. Mine are purple and cyan!

And yes, board games.

Hunter: Aw, it's okay! You scared me a little, but I don't mind making new friends.

Hunter: So...what kind of board games do you have...?

Hunter: I think I also have a few board games in my living room if you want to see those too!

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Hey there y’all, how’s everyone doing?

(Kinda underwhelming but I’m genuinely curious-)

Pluto, Slash, and Byte, in their shared cell: *SURPRISED YELLING*

(They're acting like they just found a big spider in there)

~

Gouge, in her own cell well away from them: fuck off.

(hm. She doesn't seem to be in the mood to talk...shame. Go ahead and keep bothering her if you want, it might be funny.)

~

Delusion, in his own cell away from the rest: I....suppose I'm alright? I'm...not sure who you are, or how you're being allowed to ask me questions without a guard or escort.

(Fair concern. However, we are god)

~

Hunter, in his AU: Oh, there's more of you?

Hunter: Well, I'm doing alright! I may have just made a new friend.

(He's in a good mood now.)

~

Spindle jumping hard: jeSUS FUCK-

Sparrow: How-

Sparrow: How did you get in here??

Pulaski: ...They seem nice, though not necessarily harmless.

Spindle: yeah I don’t trust them

Sparrow: I…second that.

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Hey Hunter, we r going to play so many board games ( except ouija board and any board game with demons ) that u r not gonna want to see a board for a year /j

Also if u could get a job, what would u wanna be? :0

and most importantly what's ur fav color??? I think it's blue but u seem like the person type to wear one color but to have a totally different favorite one.

Hunter, blinking: I-I'm sorry, who-

Hunter: Oh, wait. Are you the one who sent that odd letter about questions coming?

Hunter, fidgeting: Well...I do like playing board games. I don't really know you, though...

Hunter: But maybe we could be friends! What kind of board games do you like?

Hunter: My favorite color is blue; how did you know? Hunter:

Hunter:

Orange: hey dipshit are you going to answer their other question?

Hunter: wh- don’t be mean to me! Leave me be!

Hunter:

Hunter: but, if I was able to have any career in the world, I…think I’d really like to be a nurse.

Hunter: I don’t know I think I would just really like to help people, you know?

Hunter:

Hunter: s-so, board games?

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MOON FORGOT THEY TURNED ASKS OFF BEFORE WE OPENED

SORRY

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Soon.

[moonfurthetemmie]

Horror!Dreamswap master post

Nightmare, aka Pluto

Cross, aka Slash

Error, aka Byte

Dream, aka Delusion

Ink, aka Gouge

Blue, aka Hunter

Bobby, aka Fester

Hacker, aka Spindle

Randy, aka Pulaski

Finch, aka Sparrow

Ani

Final Girl Finch (Good Ending)

Delusional (Bad Ending)

Red Sky (Even Worse Ending, somehow)

Fun Facts :D

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Welcome to the new and improved Justice Reigns!

Yes, the improvements are still a work-in-progress. But progress is being made.

Under the management of our new CEO, Finch, Justice Reigns is striving to improve our reputation and, more importantly, our impact on the multiversal community. Lord Dream, in his delusional pursuit of perfection, has destroyed more lives than he has helped. We can never get those lives back, but we can at least try to make tomorrow a better day than yesterday. We hope everyone will grant us their patience and good will as we attempt to undo as much of the damage our previous CEO has done as we can.

As mentioned previously, there are things we can never take back, and we will not ask the families of those Lord Dream had murdered to forgive us. However, we are currently going through paperwork to find the records of these deaths, and attempting to locate their remains. We will be contacting the families of the victims when we find their records, and return the remains whenever possible.

This announcement had caused quite a stir. A week later, at Finch’s first press conference as CEO of JR, a number of reporters had asked him all sorts of questions.

“Where is Dream now?”

“Do you know why he had so many people killed?”

“What did you mean by ‘return the remains whenever possible?’”

And, as expected:

“What do you plan to do about the Meme Squad?”

Finch had answered as many as he could, but the reporters weren’t fully satisfied. This was the first time since the founding of the organization that management had changed, so he understood the excitement. Even if the circumstances had been…better, he would’ve expected just as many questions.

He had been hoping he could take a nice rest afterwards, but upon returning to his new office, he found Hacker and Randy waiting for him, letters in their hands.

Hacker sat in front of the desk, his cane leaning against the armrest.

Randy stood beside him, his expression calm but unsure.

“…What’s going on?”

“I dunno,” Hacker said, turning the letter in his hands. “These just kinda appeared? There’s one on the desk addressed to you, too.”

So there was.

Finch examined it. The only thing written on the envelope was his name, in an old typewriter font.

“That’s…bizarre,” he muttered.

“There’s more,” Randy said. “Dream, Ink, and the Meme Squad all have one.”

“Apparently the letters disappeared right after they were opened?” Hacker said uncertainly. “But they said something about ‘questions incoming.’ We wanted to wait until you got back to open ours.”

Finch frowned in thought, flipping the letter over to the back. “…How could anyone even get a little into those cells?”

“Maybe a…certain kind of magic?” Randy suggested.

Hacker shuddered. “Maybe we should demon-proof the cells or something.”

“We probably should,” Finch sighed. “I’ll put that on the list of things to do. First, though…”

The three of them opened their letters.

Questions incoming. Prepare.

Finch read the letter again, confused. Questions from who?

Suddenly, all three letters vanished in a puff of smoke.

“…Huh,” Hacker said. “I didn’t realize we were having a second press conference with the inmates in max security.”

Asks opening soon! Come back Dec. 15 <3