I was gently spinning slash and byte as Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy (respectively) and remembered some random stuff I saw a while ago where Harley (I think after getting away from the joker??) would just show up to hang out with Bruce and chat his ear off about random shit and I’m imagining it with delusion and slash now
Which is especially funny because one of the specific things I’m thinking of is Bruce lying in the grass while the sprinklers are on, humoring the kids, and Harley is just like “Brucie guess what- oh are you busy?”
“Not at all.”
And she just flops down next to him and goes “Ok cool, so anyway-“
so I’m imagining Percy coming outside to see his father and slash just laying in the grass in their everyday clothes talking about random shit while they get soaked
But also, lesbians?
if anyone from H!DS has the energy for Harley it’s going to be slash
Percy thinks he’s finally lost his mind completely. There’s no way this is actually happening. But he can’t prove otherwise to himself, so. Guess Slash is just Here hanging out with his dad now.
Actually I just remembered there was a thing (? can’t remember if it was canon or fanon) about Bruce going to medical school, and meeting Harley there. So he and Slash might actually go back decently far.
Delusion wonders where Freddy got all those embarrassing college stories. Freddy will never tell (silly)
I’m going to assume she had already split from this world’s version of the Joker before the Puzzle abduction/torture, because otherwise that might sour the relationship a little. Which reminds me once again I have to figure out who Joker is here. No thoughts at the moment tho.
Slash who shows up randomly when Batman’s on overtime to tell Delusion he needs to sit the fuck down, and he can’t really argue because she pulls the “I’m a psychiatrist, dude. Sit down before you hurt yourself, or someone else. Y’know, that doesn’t deserve it.”
Also Byte who is more or less chill as long as they aren’t being destructive towards her plants/the environment. But if you cause problems it’s the giant Venus flytrap for you.









