What do they all think of eachother?
Sparrow: Well, I think it should be kind of obvious what I think of the trio down in the jail.
Spindle, fake whispering: He hates them.
Sparrow, side-eyeing Spindle: I don’t hate them. But they’re not exactly great people, so I think it’s sufficient to say that I’m not exactly a fan.
Sparrow: As for Dream, I’m…not entirely sure. Look, I know he’s an awful person and has the blood of hundreds, if not thousands of people on his hands, but…he was also my boss for god knows how long. I always trusted him. And it’s a bit hard to change my own opinion of him that drastically.
Sparrow: And Gouge is a whole other can of worms. I can’t believe someone that close to me could do something so….horrifying.
Spindle: I dunno I personally think they’re all shitheads.
Pulaski: I don’t know much about any of them, but the snippets I’ve heard have given me a…less than ideal opinion of them.
(None of them really know Hunter unfortunately)
Slash: Oh give us 5 minutes in a room with bird boy and you’ll see exactly how we feel about him.
Byte: God what I would give to gut his fucking ass.
Pluto: He’s such a fucking bitch. We all hate him. I mean look at us! He fucking locked us up! He’s a dick!
Slash: And don’t even get me started on ‘Lord Dream.’ What a narcissistic asshole. I may not hate him as much as Finch, but he’s a very close second.
Byte: Meh I hate Finch way more. Slash has some weird vendetta against Dream-
Slash: Because he’s a fucking prick! You know he is!
Byte: -but I don’t really care that much. I mean I want him dead but it could be quick for all I care.
Byte: Now Hunter, ohhhh he’s a close second
Pluto: Oh we all hate Hunter. He’s so annoying. He needs to learn when to shut the hell up and piss off.
Slash: Yeah he’s an annoying bastard. We’ve tried to skin him but he’s too damn slippery.
Byte: Gouge is pretty cool though.
Slash: Yeah we’re chill with Gouge. She hangs with us sometimes.
Slash: Stupid fucking bird bitch.
Delusion: I’m…unsure of how to feel about Finch at the moment. While he did overthrow me, I do believe he was just doing what he thought was best. He’s wrong, of course, but I understand he wasn’t acting out of malicious intent towards me.
Delusion: And he has given me rather decent accommodations for the situation, and has given me enough magic suppressants that I don’t have to worry as much about getting burned by my aura. So I don’t hate him, which would surprise many given what he did. When I am inevitably released, I may even give him another chance at loyalty. He’ll have to earn it back, of course, but he’ll be allowed the chance.
Delusion: As for the others? I am less than fond of Slash and Byte. They’re clearly negative influences on Pluto, and need to be disposed of. I do have high hopes for Pluto, after all. I believe he and Gouge would get along well.
Delusion: And I believe it should be obvious how I feel about Gouge. She’s a very loyal worker and has thusly earned my respect.
Delusion: Now Hunter is an interesting case. He is rather useless to me and I will likely be rid of him in the long run, but at the moment he is proving a tad useful, so he can stay.
Gouge: Do I look like I give two shits about them? Fuck off.
(Gouge won’t admit it but she does like the horror squad, maybe even more than she likes Delusion. She thinks Hunter is annoying, and dreams of all the horrifying things she could do to Finch when she breaks out. She hates his guts.)
Hunter: Oh I really like everyone! Though I really do wish Pluto, Byte and Slash would stop trying to hurt me…
