Everything stays right where you left it.

Joseph Desaulnier ask blog (including his skins as well as different muses) |PG-15|Ask box: OPEN|Commissions open|

[ask-idv-photographer]

Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry

This makes me want to bathe with a plugged in toaster and Rickroll playing in the background.

[ask-idv-photographer]

Saw this in Pinterest and it reminded me of Joseph 😂😂

"You're a bunch of weaklings."

[ask-idv-photographer]

Well is good to have you back! There are a lot of new faces to meet and some old ones that still around

((Hehe thank you! I hope I get to meet new nice people and luckily, meet some old friends! It's been years sdfghn ahaha))

[ask-idv-photographer]

hello joseph you look very beautiful today

"I am not even prepared for the day. How absurd."

[ask-idv-photographer]

Some art from a stream i’ve made! I’ll be more active after my exams! 

[ask-idv-photographer]

Hello Joseph~

So that where you have been all this time, care to explain why you were there my dear friend :)?!

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@idv-ask-the-showman

"UGH! My clothes are ruined! Oh putain de merde!"

[ask-idv-photographer]

(I’m back, lol.)

[ask-idv-photographer]

Heard this song recently and i had to sketch this little joseph on aggie.io.

[ask-idv-photographer]

(Hello!! Random question I just wanted to ask before I forget... Is Iris!Joseph here and available for questions when they’re open again? ❤️w❤️)

Of course! Every skin that comes is automatically becoming available for questions on my blog!//

[ask-victor-grantzcampbell]

Sometimes, you really have to check what’s in the bowls. Never know when a prankster is going to change the contents.

[ask-idv-photographer]

“It makes this cheap tea taste better~’

[ask-idv-embalmer]

Alright so I am starting Commissions again after a long break since i am in a need of money at the moment! If you are interested please do message me in DM! I posted my commission sheet and a few examples of my past commissions. If you wish, a reblog will really help me! OuO

[ask-idv-photographer]

how was christmas ? had fun ?

“I didn’t even receive a Chirstmas greeting, let alone a gift or a mistletoe kiss. So take a guess gray man. It has only been me alone.”

[lost-and-void]

“Make room, drama queen! I brought the booze!”

[ask-idv-photographer]

“And here, have some opium. You actually look more like a wreck than I do.”

[lost-and-void]

“Don’t call me tiny, midget…”

[lost-and-void]

“….hey is that a  mistletoe?”

[ask-idv-photographer]

*hic* “You all are so blind I swear- Why ask now? ”

[lost-and-void]

“C-come on…! Which other celebration has small decorations hanging from the ceiling? Who even looks up? And it’s so t-.. tiny too….. ”

“… ”

“Do you still want that kiss?”

[ask-idv-photographer]

“Tiny- ..you think so? Perhaps this was the reason why it was left unnoticed…”

The other stopped in his track for a second to ponder something and turned his face to the other, gently gripping the demon’s cheeks in his delicate hand. “Then…if I said yes..would you give me a kiss?..Our lips are so close already..it would be a pity to say no…”

[lost-and-void]

“If you insist…”

[ask-idv-photographer]

"You are quite the kisser mister Azreal. Those lips of yours are quite addictive...Would it be rude of me if I were to ask for... more?"

[ask-idv-photographer]

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you~♡

“Aweeeeee you~”“You know I am weak to flattery.”

[askwuchang]

Tumblr is being a big dumby but I made the edits for Faca because she held me at gun point.

[ask-idv-photographer]

Thank you, tumblr wouldn’t let me edit the post. But yes,you did well, you are spared. For now..

[ask-idv-photographer]

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you~♡

“Aweeeeee you~” “You know I am weak to flattery.”

[idv-collabs]

Happy Valentine’s day!!

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[ask-idv-photographer]

paired with @askwuchang​ Happy Valentine’s Day!

[ask-idv-embalmer]

Just a messy sketchy thing. Art- by me Song- Survivor by 2Wei

[ask-victor-grantzcampbell]

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[idv-ask-carpenter]

Charlie heard some of Victor's pleads, coming from the resting room, going in he saw Joseph watching the couch which was odd but, once he took a closer look began to muffle his own laughs at the sight he saw.

The poor postman himself was stuck under the couch, not being able to get out by himself thanks to the weight of it possibly keeping him down.

He let out a small sigh before finally speaking. "Alright I do have to admit it does look cute and funny but we gotta get him out from that couch, who how long he's been there."

It couldn't be that hard to pick, it was just a couch, it wasn't a steel ball that weighed more then he would ever be in his lifetime.

But as it turns it out it was easier said then done because when he picked it up from the left arm seat it was surprisingly hard to.

'Um.. This is odd, I should have gotten it up but it's a quiet heavy, maybe even too heavy.' He thought to himself.

"Say Victor can you get your back up? Or at least try and push it off of you?" He asked the postman.

[ask-victor-grantzcampbell]

"I really can't-" Victor whimpers as he tries to make the point to try lifting his back up but with no use as he is still pinned down.

It really was getting very uncomfortable there with his back being pinned dowm and something digging into his lower back. There was a low growl from his stomach as he still hasn't gotten much food besides the cookies.

[ask-idv-photographer]

"Very well, since you entertained me, I'll help you out~ because I enjoyed your little doodle."

Now...

"Don't move~ it would be a pity if we cut something else~"

-10 min later

"There.~"