The Fastest Pianta Around

I am Il Piantissimo, one of Isle Defino's most notable citizens! Yes! Ho Ho, I have decided to share some of my secrets regarding my amazing speed, so feel free to ask me! ((Ask/RP blog of Nintendo's Il Piantissimo from Super Mario Sunshine)) M!A: NONE

[cornchipz-revival]

man imagine aliens w no concept of interspecies cooperation or pets

‘commander the scan of this shelter reveals three primary lifeforms’

‘excellent. elaborate please’

‘all mammals. two quadrupeds, one feline and one canine, as well as one biped sapien. they appear to be… relaxing and eating in a shared space’

‘what the fuck’

[roachpatrol]

imagine these guys trying to be really polite about it because for some reason the bipeds really enjoy harboring these strange freeloading carnivores. an alien warlord meeting some diplomat’s cat and being all tentatively like ‘ah… yes. your parasite is remarkably large and complacent. you are no doubt a very well-used host and oh my stars don’t let it touch me no no NO.’

[bloodynoldor]

… which proves that Thranduil has either no idea of the geography of Middle Earth or just really wants his son to die.

[bardicknowledge]

Clearly it runs in the family

[askthegoombas]

If you are an active Nintendask blog, please like/reblog this post!

Just wanted to do a headcount and see who all is here now. This goes for LOZ/Pokemon/all other Nintendo ask/RP blogs too.

[isquirtmilkfrommyeye]

A Chomp Chomp cat bed from catastrophicreations.com

[thebroadwaymusical]

isquirtmilkfrommyeye:

A Chomp Chomp cat bed from catastrophicreations.com

[bedussey]

[bedussey]

it’s that time of year again

[ghostsandgoblins]

[jakegyllenhaal]

[honoraryastronaut]

DESTROY GENDER STANDARDS, DAAHLING.

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

(x)

It’s not even from The Onion

[burning-yaungol]

How can you be so divorced from reality

[ask--coracle-deactivated2018101]

(Meet the newest additions to the family, Galiot and Proa!)

[askthekeyphantom]

((AWWWW, look at these adorable motherfuckers : >))

[askkingfin]

[(BABIES FINNY IS OFFICIALLY A GRANDPARENT)]

[ask-il-piantissimo]

"what if.....I was the fastest person ever, i mean i am half bunny"

“I’d have to challenge you to a race and try to prove you wrong. So bunny-boy, what’s it gonna be? Are claiming to be faster than me?” Piantissimo grinned, a mischievous smile visible from beneath the mask he wore.

[askgreenstarbunny-blog]

“its on!” *he gets on position* “whenever you are ready!”

[ask-il-piantissimo]

“How about just a sprint; we go from here to the far end of this field. That’s about, what 50 or so yards?” Piantissimo got into position a few feet away from the other runner.

“On the counter of three-1…2…3!” The two shot off towards the goal.

[askgreenstarbunny-blog]

*both sprinted as fast as they could people they passed by could feel how the air was being sucked out the void their speed was generating* “you wont win pianta cosplayer!”

[ask-il-piantissimo]

"I prefer pianta AFICIONADO!" Piantissimo vaulted over a bench and stuck the landing, running several more feet only to trip over a rabbit hole and roll into a lamppost, with a resounding thunk. As he lay splayed across the ground, he mused on how could such a sure-footed speedster be so clumsy.

[dontbotherfiguringitout]

According to Mario’s Japanese trophy description in Melee, Mario is 26 years old.

Which seems young enough

But Bowser was also a baby in Yoshi’s Island.

Which means Bowser is also around 26 years old

[dontbotherfiguringitout]

Bowser isn’t a hot dad he’s a hot young man in his prime

[ponett]

mario is a 26-year old man from brooklyn with a handlebar mustache this changes everything

[memeshirt-blog]

Confirmed Mario drinks Craft Beers EXCLUSIVELY 

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo via endless_vanity)

[ask-il-piantissimo]

What tumblr has taught me about the ideal man

Men: So women like big, lean, muscular dudes?

Women: They're okay, I guess, but have you seen Bowser?

[ask-il-piantissimo]

the signs as terrible things on the internet

aries: advertisements

taurus: daddy kink roleplayers

gemini: rule 34

cancer: fanfiction written by 12 year olds in their scene phase

leo: nicolas cage

virgo: presidential fanfiction

libra: friday - rebecca black

scorpio: 4chan

sagittarius: mlp

capricorn: the youtube comments section

aquarius: the entire gamergate controversy

pisces: hentai

[tatiannamaslany-blog]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

tomorrow

[thecatholicbadwolf-whowaited]

Always reblog NSYNC the day before May

[do-you-have-a-flag]

THIS WAS REBLOGGED VIA ME FROM FROM EXACTLY A YEAR AGO I’M LAUGHING

[ask-il-piantissimo]

amethyst:who would watch a show about people crying?

me:

me:

me:hold up

[caterpie]