b u r n the ships

[bloodynoldor]

Damn. I’ve come here for Eurovision and nothing is happening? Well then, back to hiatus!

[bloodynoldor]

Imagine Ardavision Song Contest though ...

Glorfindel, Elladan and Elrohir entering for Rivendell as a boygroup

Denethor for Gondor, singing weird folk songs

Merry and Pippin for the Shire, singing the Green Dragon Song from the movie

Isengart, Mordor, Khand, Rhun and Harad being hated by everyone because they’re giving points to each other ((so basically Eastern Europe!))

The Nazgûl for Mordor, making some kind of Metal

Thranduil for Mirkwood singing I’m too sexy, is drunk before the show even starts

Éomer and Éowyn singing country songs for Rohan and having actual horses on stage

Celeborn who was forced to enter by his wife but can’t actually sing, Haldir and his brothers are his background dancers

Saruman singing this

A strange elf who claims to be from a country no one ever heard about, who is the best singer of them all.

[gimlilockbearer]

“Their names were like… Dwalin, Balin, and Stalin, or something.” - My friend Kate

[faietiya]

colored old sketch and I have a new one in progress

[nolikereally]

in all this excitement, let’s not forget the TRUE reason for the season

on February 14, 3019, Gandalf the White arose from death in his true form and set out once more to walk the stones of Middle-Earth

MERRY GANDALFMAS

[littlecollembola]

[canderousordo]

here’s a hot mess featuring kotor i and ii’s wonderful cast.

bonus:

Keep reading

[incorrect-kotor-quotes]

Knights of the Old Republic + starwarsgenerator, part 6.

Malak appearance mod by @senator-organa.

[bloodynoldor]

Happy Valentine’s day! (◕‿◕✿)

[supernovasooth]

I only had enough energy to make one, but I made it count.

[spindlewit]

Kashyyyk/Dxun

[more KotOR→patreon→ko-fi→commissions]

[exceli]

I have nothing to do with this mission, but damn do I feel proud. What peculiar beings we, humans, are. Sending into space a doll in a spacesuit, named “Starman”, seated in an electric car, with a sign “Don’t Panic” on the car’s dashboard, blasting David Bowie’s “Life On Mars?”. I’m not crying, you are.

[patrickat]

Area Man Discovers New Dimension

Becomes Volume Man

[bloodynoldor]

Star Wars-Fandom: But Rey and Kylo are most likely cousins or siblings, you cannot ship them!

Silmarillion fandom: *laughing in the distance*

[official-german-puns]

Peter braucht kein Navi und keine Karte. Er weiß immer ungefähr wo er hin muss. Er ist Wegahner.

[adunxphel-deactivated20171006]

y’all, let’s play a game, it’s called what’s your favorite animal mine’s a snow leopard

[let-me-finish-my-pie]

ARGH YOU DEMON THIS IS VERY HARD

My favourite animal is… the vulture.

Lemme explain, they might not have the ‘cute’ factor, but they perform a very important task in the animal kingdom. By eating carrion, they keep diseases such as rabies at bay :3 because they can eat bad meat without getting sick. They are very misunderstood ;_;

[bydoommastered]

I have one word for you. Or sometimes two.

And that word(s)…. “Manul”

[theotherwesley]

I know….this will shock you…

second fav: MANTA RAY best fish smartest fish best pancake

[gonedolin]

Just one? )’: okay. How about the okapi.

[bloodynoldor]

Certain people won’t be surprised that I really love those fluffy things.

[incorrecttolkienquotes]

Fuck, there goes my hot body. Time to change my name to The Abhorred Terrible Dread and go hide in my spiky goth fortress of doom forever. I’ll see you bitches when they invent Visine, and every second until then. Peace out!

- Sauron, still shaken by the destruction of Númenor, the Akallabêth