Ineffable Cottage

A very modern way for us to keep a diary of our retired lifes - Aziraphale Or to post duck pics - Crowley We look forward to all your correspondences - Aziraphale Just don't be a dick...unless it's funny - Crowley

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Flashbacks and PTSD? 🤔

Flash-.... Oh dear, are those posts from him? The blog is connected to us by a miracley msybe he subconsciously...

Oh no - Aziraphale

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Is Crowley doing better ?

I don't know he seems to be paniking and I don't understand why! - Aziraphale

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Oh no oh no oh no , this looks bad. Should an ambulance be called? Or a doctor?

A human doctor would do more harm than good, I'm afraid, our corporations don't necessarily function the exact same a real human body would.

Crowley only got bones in his legs about 500 years ago - Aziraphale

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Crowley do you know what happened? Are you okay? :<

W-what where.... wha's happenin' I don't....I didn't mean to... Don't...Please! - Crowley

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Crowley! It's alright, you're in the cottage, with Aziraphale. Everything is alright

Oh dear he is still so warm - Aziraphale

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Crowley do you know what happened? Are you okay? :<

W-what where.... wha's happenin' I don't....I didn't mean to... Don't...Please! - Crowley

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Maybe a cold bath with some ice?

This might be a good idea, I didn't run it to cold so not to shock his poor system - Aziraphale

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Ņ̴̫͖̭̗͓̬͎̺̙͍̃ͅǫ̸̨̛̳͇͈̻͕̭̗̳̿̎t̵̡̘͚̦͈̥̝̯̔̈͐́͗̏̋̕ ̴̢̢͚͒̊͂͂͂̇a̵̢̧̤̣̞͍̫͐̄͑͑g̷̢̙̠̫͉̹͈̟̃̃͊̐̈̓͑̄͌̀͒͘͜͠ͅa̴̡̛̛͖͑̂̓̈́͋̍̊̇̂͊̚ḭ̵̻̳̳͊̏̂̀͊͂͌̓͘͠͝͠n̶͍͖̥̝̝̪͎͉̠̉̈,̶͈̬̻̭͔̉̿̐̋̓͜͠ ̸̬̤͖̕͜ṕ̵̮̐̔͐̅͝l̵͎͍͋̌͋̀̈͐̔͘͝ë̴̢̬̣̥̩͍͍̟̳́͘ą̴͇̝̭̺̯̭̠̭̗̊͐͛̅̊̂͑̔͠s̶̞̗̝̭̭̣̩̗͙̿̍͌ͅe̵̢̢͙̥̮̤̤͕̫͎̞͊͜ ̴̧̧̳̗͈̘̭͇̠̔͂̀͗̂̽̏̊͆͗̽͠͝,̴̨̝̦͛̋͛̑͗͆̓͑̀͐̚͘ ̵̡̢̘̼̺͚̪͚͚̣͕̑̒̎̌̎̐̾̃̃̀͐̕ͅn̶͖̠̒̃͗̊̓̈́̿̐̏o̷̢̲̚ - ?̴̳͉̾͗͆̉?̵̻̪͘?̸̛̭͍̱̈́̀̀͝?̵͕̯͓̀̒̀̇̿?̷̯̥̹̑̎̈́̍͘?̴̡̨̻͓̌̈́̃̊͛̃?̷̢͙̗̲͕́͜?̸̨͂̊̀̕?̵͇̜̯̲̱̀̆̉̏

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Nononononononono - Crowley

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Maybe a cold bath with some ice?

This might be a good idea, I didn't run it to cold so not to shock his poor system - Aziraphale

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Ņ̴̫͖̭̗͓̬͎̺̙͍̃ͅǫ̸̨̛̳͇͈̻͕̭̗̳̿̎t̵̡̘͚̦͈̥̝̯̔̈͐́͗̏̋̕ ̴̢̢͚͒̊͂͂͂̇a̵̢̧̤̣̞͍̫͐̄͑͑g̷̢̙̠̫͉̹͈̟̃̃͊̐̈̓͑̄͌̀͒͘͜͠ͅa̴̡̛̛͖͑̂̓̈́͋̍̊̇̂͊̚ḭ̵̻̳̳͊̏̂̀͊͂͌̓͘͠͝͠n̶͍͖̥̝̝̪͎͉̠̉̈,̶͈̬̻̭͔̉̿̐̋̓͜͠ ̸̬̤͖̕͜ṕ̵̮̐̔͐̅͝l̵͎͍͋̌͋̀̈͐̔͘͝ë̴̢̬̣̥̩͍͍̟̳́͘ą̴͇̝̭̺̯̭̠̭̗̊͐͛̅̊̂͑̔͠s̶̞̗̝̭̭̣̩̗͙̿̍͌ͅe̵̢̢͙̥̮̤̤͕̫͎̞͊͜ ̴̧̧̳̗͈̘̭͇̠̔͂̀͗̂̽̏̊͆͗̽͠͝,̴̨̝̦͛̋͛̑͗͆̓͑̀͐̚͘ ̵̡̢̘̼̺͚̪͚͚̣͕̑̒̎̌̎̐̾̃̃̀͐̕ͅn̶͖̠̒̃͗̊̓̈́̿̐̏o̷̢̲̚ - ?̴̳͉̾͗͆̉?̵̻̪͘?̸̛̭͍̱̈́̀̀͝?̵͕̯͓̀̒̀̇̿?̷̯̥̹̑̎̈́̍͘?̴̡̨̻͓̌̈́̃̊͛̃?̷̢͙̗̲͕́͜?̸̨͂̊̀̕?̵͇̜̯̲̱̀̆̉̏

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Maybe a cold bath with some ice?

This might be a good idea, I didn't run it to cold so not to shock his poor system - Aziraphale

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Į̵̧̼͍͇̮̱̤̣̤̮̘̝̞̤̳̻̟͖̤̠͙̣̻̀̈́̈́̾̌̎̐̉̐͛̇̀͋̌͗̚͜͜͝ ̵̜̫̮͒̈́̃̿̅͒̉̄̄̔̀͑n̸̢̩͈̣̭̝͎̰̞̜̟̠̟̞͎͔̗͔̦̘̮̯͔̮̒͐́͑̓̒̔́̇͐̈́͌͋͑̀́̇̋̿̌̑͜ë̷̡̛̮̤͔̝͇͎̪͙̯͎͚̳̘́̈̄̒̂͋̉̊́͆͜͝͝v̶̧̧͈͎̞̙͎̜̝͖̼͍͙̝͇͕̙̬̝͎̮̀̌̐̔͜͜͝͝ę̸̢̨̡̛̛͙̹̞̳̳̥͓̥͖̜̠̠͈̥̺̳̟̼̯̣͚̏͒̀̾̒͊̈́͒̃̇́͗̾̇͜͝r̴̡͚͕̂́͛̀̐͛̉̚͜ ̸̢̨̢̢̛͉̰̭̹̜̰͙̫̣͎̣̲͓̫̻̏̓̑̍̔͋͊̐̐̈́̈͑͋͑̅m̶̢̟͍̦̤͐͛̐̇̒͛̾̄̓͐͐̔̇̋̀̍̆̓̌̐͂̾͐̂͌̚͘͘̚͠ȇ̶̢̧̧͙̟͙̠̱̩̟̺̻̻̖̦͚̝̰͕͙̩̯̠̪͓̻̄̍̈́͜ͅă̸̧̱̾́̓̍̔̓͌́̑͊͐̄̄̊͘͝n̴͉̟̺̰͇͈̰͉̖͆̌̒͒̓t̵̨̼̜̬̤̟̭̐̾̐͝ ̴̩̥̞̮̺͖̉̊́̿̇̓̈́́͐͑͠ț̶̫͍̙̯̯̤̾̾͛̊̕̚ơ̴̧̛̪͖̝̦̟̩͖̣̻̩̝̩̤̟͙̊̐̔̌͒̍̅͘ ̶̛̤̬̍͒̑̈́͑͒̈́̋̑̐͊̑̐̚͝f̵̡̢̢̛̝̝̹͇̞̪̭̥͈̬͚̭̹̪̖͕̖͍̋̈́̒̈́̔̽̈́̐́̀͛̂̽̎͊͑́̌̋́̂͋̆̕͘͜͠͝ͅa̵̧̡̨̹̮͕͍̼̰͈͉̓̿̉̈̋̀͐́̾͒̍͌̑̌̃̄̒͗̑͘l̴̢̝̖͎̜̱͇͙͆́̿̈́̍̑͛͘͝͝l̴̡̮̣̬͕̰̟͍̦̀̑̏͌̈́͐̐͛̃̈́͑ͅͅ - ?̸̪̦̊̈́?̴̯̟͙̌̕?̷̺̯̄?̴̹͖̗̿͒͗̀̏͘?̷͈̫͔̯͚͑͐͐͝?̴̭̠͍̥͈̰̋̈́?̵̱̬͋ͅ

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Wha-... What exactly is happening? Oh I am not good with this newfangled things. Is this one lf thsoe viruses?? - Aziraphale

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Į̵̧̼͍͇̮̱̤̣̤̮̘̝̞̤̳̻̟͖̤̠͙̣̻̀̈́̈́̾̌̎̐̉̐͛̇̀͋̌͗̚͜͜͝ ̵̜̫̮͒̈́̃̿̅͒̉̄̄̔̀͑n̸̢̩͈̣̭̝͎̰̞̜̟̠̟̞͎͔̗͔̦̘̮̯͔̮̒͐́͑̓̒̔́̇͐̈́͌͋͑̀́̇̋̿̌̑͜ë̷̡̛̮̤͔̝͇͎̪͙̯͎͚̳̘́̈̄̒̂͋̉̊́͆͜͝͝v̶̧̧͈͎̞̙͎̜̝͖̼͍͙̝͇͕̙̬̝͎̮̀̌̐̔͜͜͝͝ę̸̢̨̡̛̛͙̹̞̳̳̥͓̥͖̜̠̠͈̥̺̳̟̼̯̣͚̏͒̀̾̒͊̈́͒̃̇́͗̾̇͜͝r̴̡͚͕̂́͛̀̐͛̉̚͜ ̸̢̨̢̢̛͉̰̭̹̜̰͙̫̣͎̣̲͓̫̻̏̓̑̍̔͋͊̐̐̈́̈͑͋͑̅m̶̢̟͍̦̤͐͛̐̇̒͛̾̄̓͐͐̔̇̋̀̍̆̓̌̐͂̾͐̂͌̚͘͘̚͠ȇ̶̢̧̧͙̟͙̠̱̩̟̺̻̻̖̦͚̝̰͕͙̩̯̠̪͓̻̄̍̈́͜ͅă̸̧̱̾́̓̍̔̓͌́̑͊͐̄̄̊͘͝n̴͉̟̺̰͇͈̰͉̖͆̌̒͒̓t̵̨̼̜̬̤̟̭̐̾̐͝ ̴̩̥̞̮̺͖̉̊́̿̇̓̈́́͐͑͠ț̶̫͍̙̯̯̤̾̾͛̊̕̚ơ̴̧̛̪͖̝̦̟̩͖̣̻̩̝̩̤̟͙̊̐̔̌͒̍̅͘ ̶̛̤̬̍͒̑̈́͑͒̈́̋̑̐͊̑̐̚͝f̵̡̢̢̛̝̝̹͇̞̪̭̥͈̬͚̭̹̪̖͕̖͍̋̈́̒̈́̔̽̈́̐́̀͛̂̽̎͊͑́̌̋́̂͋̆̕͘͜͠͝ͅa̵̧̡̨̹̮͕͍̼̰͈͉̓̿̉̈̋̀͐́̾͒̍͌̑̌̃̄̒͗̑͘l̴̢̝̖͎̜̱͇͙͆́̿̈́̍̑͛͘͝͝l̴̡̮̣̬͕̰̟͍̦̀̑̏͌̈́͐̐͛̃̈́͑ͅͅ - ?̸̪̦̊̈́?̴̯̟͙̌̕?̷̺̯̄?̴̹͖̗̿͒͗̀̏͘?̷͈̫͔̯͚͑͐͐͝?̴̭̠͍̥͈̰̋̈́?̵̱̬͋ͅ

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P̸̧̗͑̈́̃ļ̴̨͙̰̱̗͖͕̓́͗̎̓͋̐̓̋̓̕ͅḙ̴͙͕̰̜̭̲̿̀̆͋̆͌̇̒̈́͐̕͘͝͝ǎ̸͓̟̳̓̌̔́͊̔̔̉̇̈̄̒͒̚͝s̴̢̨̞͉͕̞͕̜̘͎̰̠̦̟̞͑̈́̈͒̿́͘̕ͅḙ̸̢͙͙͙̣͉̪̫̼̜̫̻͙͈̐̅͛̆̈́̈́͋͛́̍͒̀̅͘͜͠͠͠ ̵̣͇̜́͊͒̒͛̌́̉̒̽͊͘̚Í̷͓̽̈́̋̈͂̆̆̚͝͝'̵̡͎̳̼͇͖̝̻̻̼͍̼́̉͂̄͌̈́̄͌͠m̴̛͕̥̱̝̹͔̖͍͚͈̖̬̦̈́͗̋̾̈́̌̈́̀̉͘̕͠ ̶̨̛̤͍̱̤̗͖̬̮͔͓̦̖̠̍̋͠͝ͅs̶͔̠͙̪̏̒̋̌͑͂̓̀͊̓̍́o̷̭̰̞͎͙̲̙͖͎͖͗͒̆̄͜͜ṛ̴̢̪̭̦͂͆̋͑̀̐͒͒̆͊͛͂̇́͝͠ͅr̷̨̟̘͕͈͍̳̒ỵ̷̢̧̛̖̝̞͉̗̭̭̺͈̗̜͈̒͑͂̒͋͗ ̴̠̰̞̜͈̾͑̓̈́̉͗̍̀͛̈͊̉̚I̶̖͕̖̝͍͉̺͈̳͌͜͜ ̵̥̽̉̿́̑͐͐́̎͒̂̑͊̉̚d̵̡͎̣͔̞̒́̓ͅö̵̢̢̪̱̮͚̥̝̰͈̠̰̟́̆̐͊̉̀͛̂͋̃͛̈͑͛̏͊͜͝͝n̶͕̙̩̮͕̻̐̎̉͜'̶̟͔͖̫̼͕̠̝̲̮̙̹̀̎̀̀̈́́̕̚͝t̷͎͇̾̂ ̶̫̠̗̫̆͒͛̆̽͂́̆͗̔̄͌̓́͒̚ẅ̵̜͚̥̼͙̰̳̫̹͕́̕͝͠ȁ̷̛̝̗̓͊͆͝n̸̛̳͉̻̰̓̈́̊̒́̎̅͛͒̄̈́̈́͘͠ẗ̴̨̨̡̛̝̫̯͈̙͙̫̰͍̗̜̊͗̀̀̇̑͌̀͒́̌͝ ̷̼͍̮͉̠͔̤̈̈́̊̎͝t̸̨̨̟̬̱̪̩̭͕̗̝̳̮͋̉̊̊͋̈͆͘ͅͅh̵̛̪̖͌͒͑̏͂͋̊͌̌͊̀̚̕̚i̴̢̘̦̭̳̩̾̉̈̏̈̽̅̏̓́̓̈́̕̚̕͝s̴̢̢̱̣͇͉̣̣͚̥̘̣̣̈̐̽̐̄̐̀͆̏͑͒̓́̅͘ ̶̲̫͕̰̗̱̺̫̜̪̑̋̀p̶̡̧̨̧͚̫͓̣̗̬̞̗̦̝͛̂͠ḻ̴̡̼̺̣͖̘̙̳̣̗̲̠͓͖͆̇̌̾̑̈́͂͒̅͘͜͜ę̷̛̣͈̰̽̍̑͑͌̆̓̀̇͐͆̈́͛͝a̴̮͎͓̬̭͇̙̰̲̣̭̣̤̰̟̠̓͗̋́͘͝s̷̡̧̩̱͎̭̣̭͉̽̆̎͋͋e̷̡͋͝ - ?̶͔̈̿̐͒̄?̵͇̝̟͚̍͊?̷̨̮̞̺̈͂͝?̴̺̌́̈́͠ͅ?̶̗̹̃͊̚?̵̛̮̌̾̒̑͋͜?̶̨͇̅͛?̶̯̓̈́̍̄͂͆?̷͕͉̟̺̻̬̏́̒́?̴̧͎̞͍̲̂̎̅͝?̵̡̖̤͚̠̈̎͜͠

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W-...What is this? - Aziraphale

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P̸̧̗͑̈́̃ļ̴̨͙̰̱̗͖͕̓́͗̎̓͋̐̓̋̓̕ͅḙ̴͙͕̰̜̭̲̿̀̆͋̆͌̇̒̈́͐̕͘͝͝ǎ̸͓̟̳̓̌̔́͊̔̔̉̇̈̄̒͒̚͝s̴̢̨̞͉͕̞͕̜̘͎̰̠̦̟̞͑̈́̈͒̿́͘̕ͅḙ̸̢͙͙͙̣͉̪̫̼̜̫̻͙͈̐̅͛̆̈́̈́͋͛́̍͒̀̅͘͜͠͠͠ ̵̣͇̜́͊͒̒͛̌́̉̒̽͊͘̚Í̷͓̽̈́̋̈͂̆̆̚͝͝'̵̡͎̳̼͇͖̝̻̻̼͍̼́̉͂̄͌̈́̄͌͠m̴̛͕̥̱̝̹͔̖͍͚͈̖̬̦̈́͗̋̾̈́̌̈́̀̉͘̕͠ ̶̨̛̤͍̱̤̗͖̬̮͔͓̦̖̠̍̋͠͝ͅs̶͔̠͙̪̏̒̋̌͑͂̓̀͊̓̍́o̷̭̰̞͎͙̲̙͖͎͖͗͒̆̄͜͜ṛ̴̢̪̭̦͂͆̋͑̀̐͒͒̆͊͛͂̇́͝͠ͅr̷̨̟̘͕͈͍̳̒ỵ̷̢̧̛̖̝̞͉̗̭̭̺͈̗̜͈̒͑͂̒͋͗ ̴̠̰̞̜͈̾͑̓̈́̉͗̍̀͛̈͊̉̚I̶̖͕̖̝͍͉̺͈̳͌͜͜ ̵̥̽̉̿́̑͐͐́̎͒̂̑͊̉̚d̵̡͎̣͔̞̒́̓ͅö̵̢̢̪̱̮͚̥̝̰͈̠̰̟́̆̐͊̉̀͛̂͋̃͛̈͑͛̏͊͜͝͝n̶͕̙̩̮͕̻̐̎̉͜'̶̟͔͖̫̼͕̠̝̲̮̙̹̀̎̀̀̈́́̕̚͝t̷͎͇̾̂ ̶̫̠̗̫̆͒͛̆̽͂́̆͗̔̄͌̓́͒̚ẅ̵̜͚̥̼͙̰̳̫̹͕́̕͝͠ȁ̷̛̝̗̓͊͆͝n̸̛̳͉̻̰̓̈́̊̒́̎̅͛͒̄̈́̈́͘͠ẗ̴̨̨̡̛̝̫̯͈̙͙̫̰͍̗̜̊͗̀̀̇̑͌̀͒́̌͝ ̷̼͍̮͉̠͔̤̈̈́̊̎͝t̸̨̨̟̬̱̪̩̭͕̗̝̳̮͋̉̊̊͋̈͆͘ͅͅh̵̛̪̖͌͒͑̏͂͋̊͌̌͊̀̚̕̚i̴̢̘̦̭̳̩̾̉̈̏̈̽̅̏̓́̓̈́̕̚̕͝s̴̢̢̱̣͇͉̣̣͚̥̘̣̣̈̐̽̐̄̐̀͆̏͑͒̓́̅͘ ̶̲̫͕̰̗̱̺̫̜̪̑̋̀p̶̡̧̨̧͚̫͓̣̗̬̞̗̦̝͛̂͠ḻ̴̡̼̺̣͖̘̙̳̣̗̲̠͓͖͆̇̌̾̑̈́͂͒̅͘͜͜ę̷̛̣͈̰̽̍̑͑͌̆̓̀̇͐͆̈́͛͝a̴̮͎͓̬̭͇̙̰̲̣̭̣̤̰̟̠̓͗̋́͘͝s̷̡̧̩̱͎̭̣̭͉̽̆̎͋͋e̷̡͋͝ - ?̶͔̈̿̐͒̄?̵͇̝̟͚̍͊?̷̨̮̞̺̈͂͝?̴̺̌́̈́͠ͅ?̶̗̹̃͊̚?̵̛̮̌̾̒̑͋͜?̶̨͇̅͛?̶̯̓̈́̍̄͂͆?̷͕͉̟̺̻̬̏́̒́?̴̧͎̞͍̲̂̎̅͝?̵̡̖̤͚̠̈̎͜͠

[ask-ineffable-lovebirds]

Hi! How is Crowley? Is he recovering?

Big hug to you both! 🫂

I'm trying to cool the poor dear down, but he is very overheated . He doesn't seem to quite know where he is, he is mumbling something about "burning", I did try to make him more comfortable but...I don't know what else to do *sob*...Excuse me. I just...I worry - Aziraphale

[ask-ineffable-lovebirds]

I pray for your husband (bc im evil)

I would prefer if you didn't make his condition worse than it already is! Be warned - Aziraphale

[ask-ineffable-lovebirds]

Wouldn’t a demon being hot-to-the-touch be a good thing? Yknow, like hellfire and all that?

It does seem logical to assume that, yes. But Crowley is a snake demon, he runs rather cool, unless he has been sunning for a while long.

The poor dear keeps overheating, since his human corporation doesn't have as high of a heat tolerance as his reptilian side would like. - Aziraphale

[ask-ineffable-lovebirds]

Crowley! Crowley, stop being unconscious and answere me right now, or I will be very cross with you!

Oh dear... he is so hot to the touch! This is not good! - Aziraphale

[ask-ineffable-lovebirds]

Question: How are you alive??

(quick diversion of the current story line cause I wanna answere that real quick)

Well, we were as surprised as you. We don't exist in the same universe anymore, as God said. Neither do any other angels, demons or humans who have been erased. We are somewhere else, maybe all this is in a snowglobe somewhere in garden. And Afterlife without Heaven, Hell or God, with everybody getting to slowly figure out a life for themselves - Aziraphale

Conservation of mass. Even with the book of life, you can't make something actually disappear fully. The essence is going to be there still. A new univers was created out of that, and what was left, was simply put in a small pocket, outside of it, partially to stay out of the way, partially, maybe, because it all made somebody smile. - Crowley