Courage is found in unlikely places

A mess of a blog

[papayajuan2019]

there used to be a website called weheartit

[nefhertari]

[ryebreadgf]

’cold showers are actually much better for you’ I don’t care if they gave me the power to manipulate time. you can pry scorching hot showers out of my dead hands. and even if I got time manipulation powers I would just use them to take more hot showers. btw

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

[getupoffyourcassbutt]

If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me

[kosmogrl]

[amygdalae]

nothing more sobering than realizing you'd been assuming a cover of a song was the original...like oh phew if the wrong person found out about that i couldve been killed

[e-the-village-cryptid]

#me when my brother thought the panic at the disco cover of bohemian rhapsody was the og#and i had to sit him down and be like never tell that to anyone ever again if you want to live ok via @theblackparadeisdead

this is the most heinous one everyone else go home

[slack-wise]

CAT showcasing equipment during an indoor demo for potential buyers

[lychgate]

cat shelter for dads

[sexhaver]

Okay!

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.

[syn4k]

[valtsv]

i live to displease

[valtsv]

how may i disservice you

[suicideenthusiast-backup]

oh boy i wish someone would notice my cries for help! [someone actually notices] noooo i'm fine don't worry about me

[odairannies]

female awesome meme; 10/10 ladies in movies: arwen undómiel (the lord of the rings) “for i am the daughter of elrond. i shall not go with him when he departs to the havens: for mine is the choice of luthien, and as she so have i chosen, both the sweet and the bitter.”

[dwgif]

Doctor Who School Reunion | 2.03

[shesnake]

hello august you piece of shit

[shesnake]

goodbye august you piece of shit

[anxietyproblem]

[valtsv]

if you think i'm unfunny online you should see me sleep deprived at work firs thing in the morning. i achieve levels of cringe that would make you sick to your stomach. be grateful.

[valtsv]

customer: how many packs of bacon can i buy?

me, without thinking: oh there's no limit you can go ham

me, realizing what i just said:

customer: what's so funny

me:

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

the first rule of hiking is to stay on the trail unless you spot a smaller cooler looking trail

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

I’m lost

[plethodoncinereus]

this is exactly how i ended up inside the panther enclosure

[viridiandruid]

This is how I got shot with an arrow

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

where the fuck are you people hiking

[digitaldiscipline]

smaller, cooler-looking trails

[hustlerose]

i'm such a "goes home" girl. every time i go somewhere, i just can't wait to "go home" afterward!