I know I'm a shitty human being

I am a Ymir Cosplay and Roleplay blog. This blog contains spoilers and NSFW content.

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Anybody got xbox one and loves Dragon Age?

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So I was on my instagram and this supposed ‘Dolph Ziggler’ messaged me this. What the actual fuck? I don’t care if he’s the real dude or some little fan boy behind screen (most likely), people don’t have the right to send messages like this to you.

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33,363 notes, well done society

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57,307 funny….. You guys are all beautiful

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68,507 is too big :(

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74,403 think completely wrong about their selves 

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92, 082 no guys stop :(

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125.387 People reblogged this, but i can’t even find one ugly person

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296, 615 beautiful faces, bodies, minds and souls that have been tragically currupted by society’s definition of ‘beauty’.

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3hundredfucking4THOUSAND! :’c…

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I don’t think I am….I KNOW I am.

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I know for a fact that I am…

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yeeeeeeeeeeeeeep i’m ugly as fuck.

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19, amab still working on my identity tho, blue/green eyes, brown hair, my favourite game is Halo, and for the date maybe go out to a movie, get some dinner afterwards and maybe play games and cuddle afterwards? Or just marathon the Marvel movies and eat pizza

Anon you sound adorable. I'd definitely consider going out on a date with you! You just better join my creed. Safety and Peace.

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Describe yourself on anon and I'll say if I'd date you.

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Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want to take me on.

Ready? GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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This is the Mun of this blog, I know I've been absent for awhile but I've been working a lot lately. I will keep this blog running and answering asks as best I can, be patient. Also I've lost a lot of followers, but I thank those who have stuck around and I'm thankful.

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http://sta.sh/029yj8ld1ty5 So far it’s just a quick  chibi sketch. Us as assassins. Hope you don’t mind, since you’re just so awesome I couldn’t help it! You’re on the right. 

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aww it’s so cute! thank you!

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It's not done yet, but I thought I'd give you a quick preview.

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I know this isn’t Attack On Titan related and all, but this is just a little ask blog I’m making for an OC of mine I created. It’s for funsies and I’ll be making a story for him. His name is Emilio. Now, this is my deviantART for him. http://emilio-acierno.deviantart.com/

And this one is my actual deviantART. http://cuteblackwolf.deviantart.com/

This is a shameless self-promo. Please, reblog.

His Tumblr emilio-acierno.tumblr.com

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEE!

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I received so many messages to make this! And so I finally did. I’m only putting the freakiest of all the stories.

STORIES THAT RECEIVED THE MOST INTENSE REACTIONS

Here are stories I’ve posted. I get them mostly from reddit no sleep (not every story here is from there however). They’ve received intense reactions from tumblr and reddit users alike. Some of them maybe long but trust me every word is worth it. 

Betsy the Doll: most popular creepy story I’ve post, I’ve received the most insane reactions from you guys about this story

Annie96 is typing: an interactive chat story, nothing will pop out at you but the screen shakes a bit. the ending creepy a lot of people out.

My father’s long, long legs: another interactive spooky story

I found a girl I knew in a porno: extremely sickening, going to put a huge trigger warning here for the horrifying NSFW concepts

Dr.Ramsey stalker story: some people have twisted minds, and what makes this even more horrifying is how the user who posted this claimed these are real life events

Autopilot: voted the most popular no sleep reddit story

630-296-7536: what’s horrifying about this is how when you call the number you hear the exact same terrifying message as said in the story. It honestly works.

Something off in my basement: a story written by horror writer Cliff Barlow. It’s both upsetting and terrifying. 

String Theory: this one really makes you think

The story of her holding an orange: while the creepiness isn’t apparent at first to some, many found it psychologically twisting

The girl in the log: tumblr users really liked this story, while it is haunting it has a sweet ending

The shadow web: what’s really freaky about this is that it based on the real concept of something called the deep web

True Schizophrenia Story: a terrifying look into someone’s real hallucinations

Grandpa’s 2nd Voice: what makes it haunting is how there are true cases of this story

Lunch: don’t read this while eating is all I can tell you

Why I didn’t shower for 21 years: beautifully written and you probably won’t want to be alone in a bathroom after this

Conversation over skype: when I first read this one I got shivers down my spine, talk about a twist

World’s Best Psychologist: this really messes with your minds and leaves you more questions than answers

The Creature: it knows. it knows everything.

MOST POPULAR STORIES ON CREEPY PASTA

The first time I found out about this site was my junior year of high school. After reading a couple stories, I was so incredibly terrified I vowed never to go back. But ofcourse that didn’t last for so long, because they are so addicting. 

Psychosis

Tulpa

Russian Sleep Experiment 

Squidward’s Suicide

Jeff the Killer

Candle Cove

Mr. Widemouth

Rugrats theory

Lightning

Crawlspace

You can view a ratings index of all creepy pasta stories here. They are numbered from most spooky to least spooky. Have fun ;)

SHORT ONES

These are only a paragraph or two long.

Night subway ride

The red wristband 

Man in my house

Comforting mother

Creepiest things children have said

Bloody Mary

Mom

My daughter’s birthday

2 sentence horror stories

9 word horror story

Berlin war

Eyes all red

As more and more creepy stories are written or if I discover anymore cool ones,  I will be posting them! Please look back my freaky story section for updates on stories!

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JANUARY BABY

Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality.

FEBRUARY BABY

Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone new and realize that you are a perfect match.

MARCH BABY

Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others. If you repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your new love in 8 days.

APRIL BABY

Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confidant. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains. If you repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that’s caught your eye will introduce themselves and you will realize that you are very much alike in the next 2 days.

MAY BABY

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High-spirited. If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak too much in the next 4 days.

JUNE BABY

You’ve got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you’ve got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you will meet someone that may possibly become one of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 minutes.

JULY BABY

Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people’s feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days

AUGUST BABY

Outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. No self-control. Kind hearted. Self-confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. Has an “every thing’s peachy” attitude. Likes talking and singing. Loves music. Daydreamer. Easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates studying. in need of “that someone”. Longs for freedom. Rebellious when withheld or restricted. Lives by “no pain no gain” caring. Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. “charming” or “beautiful” to everyone. stubborn. curious. Independent. Strong willed. A fighter. Repost in 5 mins and you will meet the love of your life sometime next month.

SEPTEMBER BABY

Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people’s problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand. If you do not repost this in the next 5 mins, someone very close to you will become mad at you in the next 8 days.

OCTOBER BABY

Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all. repost this in 5 mins or you will not meet the love of your life for 10 years.

NOVEMBER BABY

Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind. Repost in 5 mins & you will excel in a major event coming up sometime this month.

DECEMBER BABY

This straight-up means you are the most good-looking person possible… Better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer.Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. One guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive.

Scary accurate.

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Creepy as fuck. I’m everything in the August post…..

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I did another thing.

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My Halloween costume. I apparently look like a female version of Haytham from Assassin’s Creed, but yeah. Anyways, this is me.

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☆☆Ai’S FIRST GIVE AWAY TIME☆☆

(Wigs / Fashion / Contacts)

Hey, this is my first legit giveaway - I hope you’re excited. I am.

This starts today September 18, 2014, and ends November 30, 2014 (that is the last day to enter)! Depending on how well this goes, I may or may not extend that deadline.

☆☆PRIZES☆☆

First place:

- 1 pair of Circle Lenses of your choice from UNIQSO less than $25 USD (that includes shipping) - Also of any prescription powers as long as they’re available.

- 1 wig of your choice from ebay or UNIQSO up to $30 USD (that includes shipping)

- 3 of any $1USD item of your choice from shop Miss A

- AND a handwritten thank you letter with a little doodle from me ♥

Second place:

-1 wig of your choice from ebay or UNIQSO up to $25 USD (that includes shipping)

OR

- 5 of any $1USD item of your choice from shop Miss A (Choose either the wig or the Miss A items)

- AND a handwritten thank you letter with a little doodle from me ♥

Third place:

- 4 of any $1USD item of your choice from shop Miss A

- AND a handwritten thank you letter with a little doodle from me ♥

I know, 2nd and 3rd are a bit cheap and lame, but hey it’s best I can do right now (and it’s better than nothing!). If this goes over successfully, I plan to do bigger and better giveaways in the future!

☆☆ RULES ☆☆

(1) You must be following THIS very blog.

AND you can follow my SNK cosplay blog for an extra entry! (If you already follow it, you may unfollow and re-follow so that I make sure to put you in for the extra entry. Also it doesn’t count if you follow that one and not this one.)

(2) You may like this post as a reference, however it will NOT count as an entry or extra entry.

(3) You may reblog this up to 5 times total for FIVE entries, but I will only count it once a day (so don’t spam it all in one day! I’ll check.).

(4) You get ANOTHER extra entry if you follow me on instagram @aicecreamsoda. If your account is different than your tumblr URL, tell me in an ask off anon please (I will respond privately)! Wow. That’s a lot of extra entries, guys. Like 8 entries total. I’m so nice.

(5) Do not delete or edit the text or links, you will be disqualified.

(6) Giveaway blogs will NOT be counted.

(7) You must be comfortable with giving me your address, and if you’re not 18+, with a parent/guardian’s permission. I will obviously keep your information to myself. YES I can ship overseas.

(8) All items you choose must be approved by me for price + shipping and in the case of ebay, to make sure I’m buying from a trustworthy seller. All discussions concerning prizes will happen privately through asks or skype.

(9) It’s pretty obvious that if you break any of the rules, you’re disqualified. :3

(10) Open ask box, please~ If it’s not, I’ll choose a new random winner. Respond within 48 hours or a new winner will be picked.

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

Winners will be randomly drawn from a random number generator the day after the deadline. I will post when this has been done. If the number of entrants doesn’t get over a certain number (TBD) I might cancel the giveaway.

If you have any questions, concerns, etc., please don’t hesitate to shoot me an ask :) If you would like a private response, just say so~

Remember: Last day is NOVEMBER 30, 2014! Good luck!

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There’s still not enough~

Keep it going :D

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A conversation with Crowley and Castiel.

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It’s not the fact it exists, but that two stakes are missing

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Belle Goose and Edwart Mullen.