Maintenant alors, as much as I would love to have you chat with moi, theres a few rules I expect you all to follow! Youre in the presence of le Chef du SBC after all! Alors, here are the rules~!
[Rules / OOC below the cut!]
[Hey guys just an update! Please DONT tag @ ask-corbeau/Ask-Philippe in my posts. Im not sure if they'd like to interact/be associated with me]
۶ৎ RULE UNE ❀
Be Respectful!
Please treat the me with basic respect at all times. Harassment, hate speech, or intentionally starting drama will not be tolerated. We’re all here to have fun and tell stories together!
۶ৎ RULE DEUX ❀
Dont take it personal!
Jacinthe's thoughts, actions, and opinions do not reflect those of the mod. Please don’t take anything said in character personally. If something ever makes you uncomfortable, feel free to reach out and tell me!
۶ৎ RULE TROIS❀
Ask & Interaction Etiquette!
Anyone is welcome to send asks unless stated otherwise. Please do not pressure for replies or continuations!
۶ৎ RULE QUATRE❀
Shipping!
Shipping is welcome, but chemistry comes first. I prefer interactions to develop naturally through RP rather than being forced. Please ask OOC before assuming a ship. <3
۶ৎ RULE CINQ❀
Tagging!
Please tag me in anything you'd like! Interactions outside of the blog are okay with me!
۶ৎ RULE SIX❀
Formatting & Length
I’m flexible with reply length and formatting, so don’t feel pressured to match me exactly. Just put in genuine effort and keep things readable. Icons, gifs, or plain text are all fine!
۶ৎ RULE SEPT❀
Activity
Activity may be inconsistent due to real life. This blog is a hobby, not a priority over personal responsibilities. Please be patient. no reply does not mean lack of interest! :)
Oh my gosh oh my gosh THE JACINTHE has a rotomblr oh my gosh AAAAAA-
*ahem*
Hi there! Really, REALLY like your dress! Where’d you get it?
Ohoho~
How very sweet of you to ask! Although, I doubt the designer’s name would mean much to someone outside our social circle~ It was custom-tailored by a boutique exclusive to high society patrons!
Jacinthe? Look, lady. Not to be a drag, but there's a duel meaning to the hostile architecture ask someone else sent. Have you SEEN those benches? Eye. Sore. Central. The most bland looking things you've ever seen in your LIFE. Also the little arm thingies? You wanna sit on the bench next to your Pokemon in the park? Unless you have a teacup Cleffa? Good flipping luck sitting next to your bigger buddies who also deserve a 10 minute park walking break! Doesn't help that you see these things EVERYWHERE. I'm looking at my apartment window AS I TYPE and there's one across the street. If I could afford paying a property damage fine I'd wreck a few myself out of SHEER CONTEMPT. But I can't because I'm just a little ol' plebeian. For the love of ARCEUS; can't you and your SBC squad to do a little refurbishing or something??
Ah, such L'ardeur!
First, let us clarify a rather fundamental point... The SBC is an elite assembly dedicated to the refinement of Pokémon battling! We are not the Lumiose City Urban Redevelopment Agency.
That being said… I suppose I am not entirely unsympathetic to your visual suffering....
And while I somewhat admire your spirited devotion to the aesthetics, I strongly advise against your little fantasy of property damage! Vandalism is so very unrefined! I assure you, a holding cell in the Lumiose Police Station possesses far less charm than the bench outside your window!
...I will consider using my influence to adjust the hostile architecture...
Arceus above, I think my idiot of a Glaceon, Alabaster, got into the flowerbeds outside your hotel...
He's covered in pollen, and has petals all over him, if he did, how much do you want to cover the costs of restoration? They looked expensive.
- @harken-to-me
You let your dirty little ice type do WHAT?!
Do you have any idea how many hours Lebanne spent pruning those beds to perfection?! Those petals were meant for tonight's SBC photo sweep! Mon dieu! Disaster, this is disaster!
The financial cost alone is astronomical! Mere Pokédollars cannot immediately restore ruined my wounded heart! Therefore, standard monetary compensation will simply not suffice!
Im really sorry for going on hiatus.. I had a bit of friction with some other users here and i got too anxious to return in fear I would have to interact with them... I was really scared and ashamed and so i started associating this blog with bad things. I've done a lot of reflecting, and after a long break, I decided to come back to be an ask blog!
Why is everything in Lumiose so ARCEUS DAMN EXPENSIVE, A PAIR OF SHOWS THAT COSTS 1,600 POKÉDOLLARS IN UNOVA COST ME 3,000 HERE WHAT THE DISTORTION WORLD
Mon dieu!
Lower your voice! There is no need to shout in my ask box.
Now, the reason lies in supply, demand, and superior taste!
Although, if youre having that much trouble managing your funds, what about a deal? Sign a little contract with the Society of Battle Connoisseurs, agree to serve as my personal battle partner for a fortnight, and I might just consider buying those shoes for you~
What is your stand on the Hostile Architecture of Lumiose?
Hostile? C'est un peu dramatique… It is called curated design. If a bench allows someone to sprawl out in public view wearing off-the-rack outerwear, that bench has failed Lumiose City! Public spaces should inspire posture, elegance, and momentum~
If the common folk want to lounge, they are welcome to rent a proper parlor like the rest of civil society.
Hello, Lady Jacinthe! Were you ever friends in the past with Mr. Corbeau?
Non, we have never been close enough to be friends. We know of each other and we have mutual connections due to our statuses. I do not dream of ever becoming friends with a man like him! He is far too brutish to make any real differences in Lumiose.
CAN I JOIN YOU TOURNAMENT PRETTY PLEASE ME AND MY SHINY FURFROU ARMY WILL TOTALLY WIN TRUST WE HAVE A PEAK STRATEGY THAT TOTALLY ISN'T JUST ANKLEBITING
My my!
I see shining potential in you! Of course you are invited! Show me what you've got, and maybe youll become an official member~
Had a liiittle meltdown last night and made a post about how mankind is a cancer despite the beauty create but I’m feeling better now
[do NOT do OOC]
Et pourtant, I see great sense in your stance. A cancer is an excess in cells, isn't it? Humanity has been spoiled with excesses of everything at our fingertips~ Tis what we do with that power that creates the wonderful balance!
I always feel incredibly guilty about the cruelty of man or incredibly euphoric about the beauty we create.
It’s the perfect balance.
I understand our flaws as a society but I am able to appreciate the love we put into our passions and what we’ve been able to accomplish
Dear Anon,
I wholeheartedly agree! I too feel great sadness wen i look upon the city of Lumiose and see all the wonderful things that can be fixed up by the SBC and I. I believe tis us tat create the balance you so admire! There is beauty in everything, you just need to look deeper~