jonathan joestar ask blog! 🫐

｡･ﾟﾟ･ ･ﾟﾟ･｡ ask blog ^_^ he/him

[ask-jonathans-joestar]

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Hello, everyone!

Before you send asks, I've decided to come up with some rules.

I ask you respectfully to follow these rules, or your question might not be answered!

No gore/nsfw media allowed in the asks... please.

Spicy asks are allowed, but please nothing too explicit.

THE MOD SHIPS JONAERIWAGON!!

No incest... please...

Jonathan will obviously be answering these, he's a sweet boy, so don't traumatize him...

Ships are okay, unless it's DIO x Jonathan or any other weird shit.

I am a student, and I intend to take breaks over the summer to get my mind off of things!

Heavily inspired by @ask-dr-kujo, @ask-team-bucciarati, @ask-la-squadra, @ask-the-jofoes, @ask-the-joestars (especially ask the joestars)... and finally my Kakyoin blog, @ask-kakyoin-noriaki

I will write in a British accent, I'm sorry 😇 (I'm not sorry).

Now that you've read the rules... get to asking! Mod out.

[ask-jonathans-joestar]

Hey, you are ok after say that bad word?

I was not indeed okay. I spent around a month trying to come to terms with what I'd said.

I am sorry you all had to witness that side of me, it's not like me, really.

But, I am okay now, thank you for asking! ❤️

- Jonathan Joestar

[ask-jonathans-joestar]

Okay guys I'm going to do it, I'm going to say it!

F...

..Fu...

FUCK!

😢😢😢 I'm sorry everyone... I think I need to post an apology after this offensive word I said..

- Jonathan Joestar

[ask-jonathans-joestar]

Who'd win- 100 yous vs 1 gorilla?

Or 100 you sized gorillas vs you?

Well, this is a strange question but regardless it's quite intriguing...

I think that in a fight between a hundred me's and one gorilla... I would win. I don't mean to brag at all, but I definitely do have the strength to overpower a gorilla by myself, so just imagine a hundred of me!

As for the other choice, I'd definitely lose. Unfortunately, I'm not strong enough to overtake one hundred gorillas of MY size. They're big as is, imagine a hundred of them!

- Jonathan Joestar

[ask-jonathans-joestar]

*gives him a bowl of cookies*

Oh my goodness, delicious cookies!

I have been starving for them, Erina has been starting to get sick so I've taken after cooking and baking - but it just doesn't taste the same as her cookies...

But these are so good, thank you Anon!

- Jonathan Joestar

[ask-jonathans-joestar]

guys send asks or I'll make Jonathan say a really bad curse word and he'll be sad forever

/mod /silly

[ask-jonathans-joestar]

Gives Jonathan the fluffiest cat. A ball of fluff.

Look at this funny cat. It's so adorable and silly... I might just either cry or scream!

Thank you, anon!

[ask-jonathans-joestar]

hii jonathan!! how are you faring as of late?

Hello Anon! I apologize this response is quite late, I have been sleeping much later lately and due to that I wake up more tired in the morning.

Other than that, everything has been great recently! Not much to comment on, though I will say that the internet is quite an amazing thing! I have been catching up on England's... everything since I got back and let me say, there's a lot to go over.

I'll probably be researching in my free time about everything else just to catch up.

Recently, me and Speedwagon have been going out more. As friends, of course. Though I certainly wouldn't mind trying something else out! We went to this amazing little café the other day, it was amazing and I loved the smell... to be fair I always love the small of coffee.

I once again deeply apologize for the late response, I hope you are having a wonderful day, evening, or night, anon!

- Jonathan Joestar

[ask-tuff-kujo]

NEW JOTARO ASK BLOG

hey guys, you might know me from the super cool you should drop a follow tuff @ask-jonathans-joestar blog and i'm here to announce (drum roll please.. 🥁) a part 3 Jotaro blog! honestly i don't know if there are any existing 3taro blogs but i just decided to start this one cuz i was bored...

anyways, here are the RULES!

no NSFW. unlike my Jonathan blog where he is an adult, Jotaro is very much a MINOR. mod will ignore NSFW asks. flirting is fine, but i will respond how i feel Jotaro would.

shipping is fine! you're okay to ship just know that I WILL be responding how Jotaro would respond. keep that in mind! and mostly talking to some jotakak shippers I have come across- don't be pushy...

speaking on shipping, Jotaro is asexual and biromantic, uses he/him pronouns (mod uses they/them)

for reposts, i will try to keep them to what i think jotaro would repost.

finally, have fun with the asks.. don't be dry! have fun, and remember to keep it safe for work.

[ask-jonathans-joestar]

yippee

[askatroeandff]

You're quite silly.

Is that good???

U look like jolyne if she had more testosterone and blue hair

Thats good

[ask-jonathans-joestar]

Of course it's a good thing! I love silly people.

Well, I'll take that as a compliment seeing as Jolyne is very beautiful! I think she got it from me personally. Oh, wait, you don't know who I am!

Apologies, allow me to introduce myself!

I am Jonathan Joestar, Jolyne's distant... we'll just say relative for now.

-Jonathan Joestar

[askatroeandff]

Oh wow youre related to jolyne?

Distant relative- so you live far away????

Jolyne's never told us about you whys that???

[ask-jonathans-joestar]

I apologize for such a late response, I forgot this app existed for a couple days.

I am related to Jolyne. She's my..

Triple great granddaughter. Her father, Jotaro Kujo, is my great-great grandson. As for a distant relative - yes, I do live far away, back in England, however that's not exactly what distant relative means.

The reason Jolyne has never told you about me is because...

We have never met. But I would very much like to.

- Jonathan Joestar

[ask-jonathans-joestar]

*boop x100*

A - Oh, stop it!

He blushes.

This is quite embarrassing! He huffs.

It's not too bad, I suppose...

- Jonathan Joestar

[ask-jonathans-joestar]

Didn't you used to have brown hair? How did it become blue?

I don't think blue hair is very common in 1880s England. 😂

You're right, I used to have brown hair, back in my younger days!

I'm not sure how it reached this strong blue color, I presume maybe my father dyed it to look much like his. I'm not sure, I'd ask him but...

You know.

- Jonathan Joestar

[ask-jonathans-joestar]

johnny boy! they-they're gonna turn you into a marketable plushie! run away while you can!

A - What's a - why do I run?!

This is stressful! What's a marketable plushie and why is it such a bad thing?!

- Jonathan Joestar

[ask-jonathans-joestar]

HAPPY FATHERS DAY JONATHANIEEEEE <33

Oh, I thank you so much!! I haven't seen my son in a while, but I'm sure I must be a father figure to many, right? Thank you again!

I hope you had an amazing father's day, and continue to have many more.

- Jonathan Joestar

[ask-jonathans-joestar]

Bored you say? Critter time. This time it's the best one. The best marsupial and North America's only one: the opossum

So many and so silly!

They look so joyful.

So cute I'm dying.... How can an animal be so adorable, I wonder...

- Jonathan Joestar

[ask-jonathans-joestar]

I'm going to turn you into a bat >:)

What noise do bats make again?

I would have to research that...

I prefer the night anyways

Thank you, Anon <3

- Jonathan Joestar

[ask-jonathans-joestar]

Do you mind if I project my cramps onto you

As long as my sweet Anons are free of pain...

I've always wondered what it's like anyways!

Maybe then I could really give advice when people come to me asking for period comfort.

However, I have heard that taking a sock and filing it with rice works, after that place it in a microwave for 30 seconds.

Heard it works like a charm.

Good luck, Anon! And yes, again, if the pain is too much, I'd be happy to help and experience the cramps myself.

- Jonathan Joestar