"average wife gets 3 wifeplots a book" factoid actualy just statistical error. average wife gets 1 wifeplot per book. Spiders Qingqiu, who lives in a bamboo house & gets over 10,000 wifeplots each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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"average wife gets 3 wifeplots a book" factoid actualy just statistical error. average wife gets 1 wifeplot per book. Spiders Qingqiu, who lives in a bamboo house & gets over 10,000 wifeplots each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Every month without fault svssstwt fires rent lowering shots by turning Binghe and Shen Yuan into a new crecher. This is normal, this is healthy, it keeps non freaks out of the fandom. If you've seen sphinx cat Shen Qingqiu today, feel blessed, for he protects you from ending up like *shudders* the tgcf fandom
adhd? nah babe, I have ad4K 1080p Widescreen
bud how the fuck do you have 4k 1080p widescreen. does your monitor have these proportions
did you. did you make a whole graphic just to debunk my shitpost? what the fuck. just kiss me at this point. what the hell
BingqiuWeek2023 day 2: dressup
Bingqiu in the modern world, a continuation! They went shopping, and shizun did not learn from the sweatpants situation
Here is the first part which was drawn exactly a year agofor bingqiu week 2022:
collection of posts for a very specific dynamic
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get absolutely fucking treasured
I love when I try and interact with a really cute baby and they make it abundantly clear I have killed their energy and they hate my vibe
Baby in the cafe: BBDBBDBBBSSSSS 😊😊😊 OWL pop::!?🥹😅. Bbbbbbbbbfdft 🤣
Me: aww is the owl cake pop your favorite?
Baby in the cafe: 😐
Ever just go feral because Talk by Hozier is so Bingyuan-coded?
Like,
"I won't deny I've got in my mind now all the things we'd do
So I'll try to talk refined for fear that you find out how I'm imaginin' you"
Wasn't Luo Binghe at every opportunity?
Scratching at the walls, knowing this is talking about Luo Binghe and not knowing where to place all my emotions
"I'd be the voice that urged Orpheus
When her body was found (hey ya)
I'd be the choiceless hope in grief
That drove him underground (hey ya)
I'd be the dreadful need in the devotee
That made him turn around (hey ya)"
was this not describing books 2 to 3???
Ever just go feral because Talk by Hozier is so Bingyuan-coded?
Like,
"I won't deny I've got in my mind now all the things we'd do
So I'll try to talk refined for fear that you find out how I'm imaginin' you"
Wasn't Luo Binghe at every opportunity?
Gillian Anderson as Miss Havisham in Great Expectations (2011)
my naem is Shark
and in the sea
I think this may
be food for me
to see if it
will fit my throat
I test it out
I bite the boat
I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?
Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.
The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.
there are only two genders: frog and pig
I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either
1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR
2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children
yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology
oh god
Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it
Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?
Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like
So do with that what you will
Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):
Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha
I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.
In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (left). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.
This is the worst addition to this post
I am reminded of Treasure Planet.
In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies
I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?
Or is that just something my brain made up?
Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman
Last time I saw this
post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at
the second Eggman
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
anyone in this thread smoke weed
In Leo the Lion (2005) a lion and elephant have the most cursed hybrid children and I think yall should see them
(also Matt Mercer voices the villain, Maximus Elefante and I think that’s very important)
I think that what they are talking about is perfectly clear.
they think they’re absolutely hilarious
Yoooo he just changed the game
Oh, this is really neat, this is the same thing they did in Sh! The Octopus in 1937 to do this transformation scene. In black & white, the color of your light can hide makeup, then all you have to do is flip the color, and the audience just sees the difference in the light levels, but cannot see the color shift. The quick explanation for why this works is the blue makeup absorbs red light, looking very dark when only red light is present, but also looks about the same as relatively fair skin when only blue light is present. Same goes for the colors the other way.
Ahh, I think that they had this in one of the early Jekyll and Hyde adaptations as well. :)
Twilight Zone used this trick too, in The Howling Man, where this guy morphs into the Devil.
And again in Long Live Walter Jameson, where this guy loses his artificial youth
I think the first time it was used was Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde in 1931.
God, I love practical effects
Irma “always saves the girl” Lair helping her gf with her fear of water.
(issues 4, 16, 59, 65, 74)