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@ask-kittysgt
Ahhh, what a time to be alive, haha!
(author notes below the cut!)
Hello! I'm Kiki Gould! Yes, like the anime movie.
I'm 32!
Born and raised in Rhode Island! (Yes, it's a real place!)
New to the CIA, so call me a rookie, but I was a sergeant in the military!
What's a ghost favorite kind of shoes? Booots!
Just a joke to cheer up your day
That's, for once, one that actually made me snort in amusement. Congrats kid, you made me crack a smile.
Do my jokes mean nothing to you.
hi so this is random, but do you perhaps know how to sleep. asking cuz my brain won't turn off. I haven't slept at all yesterday either. also hope you're doing okay :D
Fuck, asking the wrong person over here. Usually I pack myself with some pills and a good bottle of whiskey, helps me to fall asleep. Can't really give you an all solving answer here.
Put on some music, open the window, take a deep breath and let the music lull you to sleep. Thoughts can be heavy, your mind is the darkest place you'll ever encounter, trust me I get that. But dwelling on these things won't do you any good and it won't fix what's wrong in your life.
I don't ... I don't think you should be having pills and alcohol together ☹️
And yet here I am, alive and kicking. I think that makes my 'pills and alc' solution pretty much obsolete.
You scare me ...
Would this work with wine instead of whiskey?
hi so this is random, but do you perhaps know how to sleep. asking cuz my brain won't turn off. I haven't slept at all yesterday either. also hope you're doing okay :D
Fuck, asking the wrong person over here. Usually I pack myself with some pills and a good bottle of whiskey, helps me to fall asleep. Can't really give you an all solving answer here.
Put on some music, open the window, take a deep breath and let the music lull you to sleep. Thoughts can be heavy, your mind is the darkest place you'll ever encounter, trust me I get that. But dwelling on these things won't do you any good and it won't fix what's wrong in your life.
I don't ... I don't think you should be having pills and alcohol together ☹️
I may have broken into your house and broken your window 🙏🙏🙏 sorry peepaw I'm not paying though. also your flour tastes good do you put sugar in it
Get the fuck outta my house. The window isn’t locked, dumbass, could’ve just opened it, and anyone with half a goddamn brain cell could’ve easily figured that out.
And no, I don’t put sugar in my fucking flour.
Well that person is gonna get salmonella....
Hi mister Neumann! How are you today?? I feel like nobody checks up on you, which is a bummer cuz you're pretty cool to me :3!
I remember Marshall talking a bit about you! He didn't sound as enthusiastic (though maybe it's because I asked him at 7 am...?).
But anyways!! Would you like some brownies and cookies :0?
- @ask-kittysgt
I am-…alright, thank you.
Truthfully I don’t mind the quiet most of the time—but some company every once in a while is nice.
As for the cookies? Why not.
Yay!!! Trust me, you won't regret it! Chocolate chip or snickersoodle :3?
Quick, who's your favorite Muppet?
I never watched the Muppet Show 😐
Do you lack all joy and whimsy?
Hey miss park! How have you been recently? Also on another unrelated note, what's your favorite type of food?
- @ask-kittysgt
Hello Kitty, it's nice to hear from you again. I've been alright, surprisingly- thank you for asking?
Don't tell anyone that I said this, but in terms of favourite food, I must say that Woods is surprisingly good at baking- not bad at lifting the spirits, especially when we've all been cooped up in the safehouse for too long.
That's good to hear, Park! Also, good to know, :3! I don't think I've ever personally had his baking, but I also don't think I've ever hung out with him outside of work like, twice?
ACT LIKE THIS IS THE KITTY BLOG, I FORGOT TO CHANGE IT
When you can, get your hands on some- maybe ask Suki, she somehow always has a ready supply of Woods baked goods. I'd recommend it. Guy's not too bad of a person either, if you squeeze your eyes shut and cover your ears.
Oh, fuck off, Park. And yeah, you can behave some of my shit, kid. Just ask.
YAYAYAYYAY!!!!!
Hey miss park! How have you been recently? Also on another unrelated note, what's your favorite type of food?
- @ask-kittysgt
Hello Kitty, it's nice to hear from you again. I've been alright, surprisingly- thank you for asking?
Don't tell anyone that I said this, but in terms of favourite food, I must say that Woods is surprisingly good at baking- not bad at lifting the spirits, especially when we've all been cooped up in the safehouse for too long.
That's good to hear, Park! Also, good to know, :3! I don't think I've ever personally had his baking, but I also don't think I've ever hung out with him outside of work like, twice?
ACT LIKE THIS IS THE KITTY BLOG, I FORGOT TO CHANGE IT
When you can, get your hands on some- maybe ask Suki, she somehow always has a ready supply of Woods baked goods. I'd recommend it. Guy's not too bad of a person either, if you squeeze your eyes shut and cover your ears.
Haha!! Honestly that's not even the worst I've heard off of someone about a person I sorta get along with, hehe. Though I will keep that in mind!
Care package on the way for you two!!! Expect all the yummy goodness of sweets and other little treats (hey, that rhymes hehehe)
- @ask-kittysgt
hell yes!!!! I'll have a non alcoholic toast to that :D thanks a lot kitty!!!! Tooth says thanks too
Of course!!!! :3
Sometimes I forget Adler has eyes... Wdym he has eyes past tjose glasses....
I'm baffled on how you managed to convince Hudson to let you join the CIA at this point...
I RARELY SEE YOU WITH THEM OFF, OKAY????
My eyes are sensitive...even Woods knows my eye color.
I don't ... ☹️
Sometimes I forget Adler has eyes... Wdym he has eyes past tjose glasses....
I'm baffled on how you managed to convince Hudson to let you join the CIA at this point...
I RARELY SEE YOU WITH THEM OFF, OKAY????
What if I tickled your butthole?
What if I shoot you in the goddamn cranium.
EUHH
A knock at the door.
Silence for a moment, before the clatter of something thin and metal could be heard, and then the doorknob twisted, thick metal door opening.
Woods rolled in, letting the wheels of his chair hold the door open, as he raised a brow at Kitty, jerking his head to the exit.
“C’mon kid, let’s get outta here before Hudson beats our asses.”
Something like a sigh of amused exasperation could be heard as he went to wheel out, shaking his head, a few pieces of long scrap metal (like a ghetto sort of lock pick) being hastily shoved in his pocket.
- @ask-woods
She was sitting on the floor, and stared at him for a few seconds before smiling weakly, slowly getting up and walking out the door. "Okay, you need to teach me how to make one of those, that's awesome... Also, thanks."
Mr Woods, question
How do you get out of an office you've accidentally locked yourself in and have been in all weekend? Asking for a friend, of course.
- @ask-kittysgt
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Depends on the office your ‘friend’ is trapped in. You should, y’know, tell me where it is. For the best answer, obviously.
....the CIA office.... The friend lost uhm their key. Totally. Yup. The friend did.
Sometimes I forget Adler has eyes... Wdym he has eyes past tjose glasses....
Hihihi!!! I dunno who will get this, but just checking in on the duo.... How are you guys?! (Or one of you if only one will respond...)
- @ask-kittysgt
Answering for the both of us. Esteban is doing obnoxiously (affectionate) good lately, blah blah personal things you'd have to ask them about.
Me? I guess I'm okay. Recently I've had a streak of good days. If you asked me about this another day, I'd say it's a "the calm before the storm" streak, but Esteban brought the DTJ back, so I guess I'm not allowed to say those things anymore.
Aww, I'm glad you guys are... Sorta okay? Not sure how I should phrase this. Also, what's the DTJ? I've never heard of that :0
Depressive Thoughts Jar. Every time I make a cynical, depressive, or bring myself down type of comment, I have to put a dollar or a penny in a jar Duckling made. When the jar is full, I have to use the money for something that will help me improve my mood (ex: buy myself a treat, use it to pay medication, use it for yoga classes, etc). Works, I suppose.
Awwww that's so sweet but low-key sad. You guys are literally the best duo ever ｡:ﾟ(;´∩`;)ﾟ:｡
Eh, at least it helps me improve against my will. And thanks, sergeant, I'll make sure Esteban gets the message too, I'm sure they'll be over the moon with that.
Hehehe!!! Oh, that reminds me to ask! What's you guys favorite food?
