Kosmo's (Un)solicited Advice

I see everything... and thousands of eyes.

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Welcome! This is an ask blog where Kosmo can share the blunt truths of the universe with you. Ask away about your past, present, and future!

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hello i am now your sibling in law

hello, er, who have you married?

I hope you are prepared for rather chaotic family gatherings. As you might imagine, when a family member can just fly away whenever they want, it's really hard to keep everyone on the same page.

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Kosmo... all the bad things that happened to us in our pasts... what do they mean?

the bad things in our past mean that we should savor the good things in our present and future that much more. because each little moment of love shows us that we can keep living and hoping for better, if even for a moment.

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Kosmo how do haircuts go at the Starscraper?

yeah that was from the first time Astrid tried to snip my hair. I didn't let her near me with scissors for weeks.

now, we usually have someone from Scumport come and give everyone a trim twice a year! and in my case, a dye as well!

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Hey Kosmo I have nothing to ask I just wanna say ur so cute and handsome :3

blushingggggggg

Would you like to come live at the Starscraper? Your kind words would offset the goading from my lovely sister.

You would have your own spidersilk spun room and the best view.

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What did rayllum do at the inn with the one broken bed?

the truth is…. complicated.

like all things rayllum, it began with an argument. those two have tempers that live quite close to the surface.

Initially, Rayla insisted that she sleep on the broken bed. Callum said “no way” and wanted to ask for a different room.

Callum started the night sleeping on the broken bed. until Rayla kicked him out. and they say chivalry is dead.

if you were wishing for a more romantic scene. you will have to wait for the 2032 inn trip.

also, Rayla learned to play human card games

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Should I eat this weird thing?

no, you should definitely not eat that. the color and texture alone are enough to make me severely question your judgment.

not to mention if you eat it, you will experience the most severe stomach pain anyone in this universe ever has.

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Right,Hi hello.

Just wondering if the Elder has accidentally ever...uh...*unalived* anyone with that whole DROP thing you did to your Chosen Two?

....also, how are you reading this?...do you guys read? Just realised how torturous that would be for reading a novel, one night a month? Jeez

Hello, human! er are you human?

You would not believe the number of concussions we have had to treat. Blindfolds are very handy for this. Someone should sue us... probably. As far as “unaliving” someone, the drop test was actually designed for the chosen two. What better way to find out if someone is the prophesied human sky mage than by seeing if they can fly? When the two visiting were not the chosen two, we snatched them out of the air at the last second or prayed the elder slowed the descent. don’t sue the messenger.

The celestial elves dwelling has quite a large collection of braille books. Delightful for reading and gathering information!

and pls don’t tell the elder because I’m definitely breaking SEVERAL rules but I built myself an extremely dense blanket fort and I do remove my blindfold in it ok this never happened byeeeee

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*slips you twenty bucks* Ruthari kiss in S7?

*slides you back the twenty dollars*

I do this for free, my esteemed friend.

ah, yes, the Silvergrove moonshadows. the craftsman and the assassin.

It seems that first kiss will be so intense they will have to up the show's rating.

Prepare yourself for a lot of sweet moments. Those two definitely made up for all the missed time and then some. Now that is a love story!

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do you think i’ll succeed in life 🙏🏻

part of seeing everything is visualizing the life of others like a tapestry. There are strands of brilliant, beautiful thread and places where the weaving got messy. When you zoom out and look at the big picture, you see a masterpiece depicting a glorious story.

The small, messy moments may not feel like a success, but at the end of a life, something wonderful is made.

A bit more personal - I have "seen" several friends make big changes - resettle, find love, chase a new destiny - and all have brought them happiness. If success looks like treasure and fame, those can be fleeting. But success through personal growth and joy will be yours. Don't be afraid to ask for help!

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Did you eat the candy pearl? How did it taste?

I don't think there is a better candy connoisseur in Xadia than whoever made that thing.

ok, ok - the story. Astrid and I had this bet going of how many licks it would take to get to the center of this giant candy pearl prison. Before you tell me "it's not a prison," yes it is. The beautiful sugar coating has trapped a delicious chocolate ganache that I cannot wait to destroy.

Anyways, the thing is, turns out it takes A LOT of licks to get to the center of a candy the size of a primal stone. My tongue is raw. I'm not sure I will ever taste anything again. Astrid had the sense to stop at the first sign of sensitivity, but I'm not one to give up on a bet.

In the end, we smashed the pearl to get to the chocolate inside. As one does.

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How many fingers am I holding up?

Let's see, 5'8", elf, dressed for the most frigid of winters.

and you're holding up 2 fingers. The pinky and the one next to it, to be precise.

Humans call the finger next to the pinky the ring finger. When a human gets engaged or married, they wear a ring on this finger to show their commitment to others.

.... that's probably more than you wanted to know.