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((OOC this blog is associated with SBARG, and covers heavy themes like genocide and fascism. DNI if you think fictional depictions reflect on the author))
'minion' -too closely associated with those yellow things
'goon' -linguistic drift gave her a new meaning. i hope her new life is good for her. i miss her.
'henchman' -too gendered. can be shortened to 'hench' in a pinch, but lacks punch.
'servant' -too domestic to apply to all those who serve evil.
'underling, subordinate' -this one only works if they get off on being beneath you and/or you don't properly pay your workers.
'associate' -this one's good for grizzled mercenaries or lone agents but doesn't work good for broad swathes of an organization.
'slave' -same as underling but more intense. really fun for some of the group. unsavory for others in a way that limits the scope of the thing.
'thrall' -only really applies if you're brainwashing them and that's not something i've learned how to do en masse yet
'flunky, toady, stooge, lackey' -these are just insulting, and that isn't conducive to a healthy work environment. imagine going to work and your job title is 'stooge'.
'acolyte' -works for those that worship you, but again. lacks the scope.
'supporter, follower' -unspecific and vague
'assistant, helper, aide' -not sinister at all. just means you're doing things for me. swagless in this manner. could be good if used to describe someone who's so clearly more that as a way to emphasize their obedience via understatement, but that's only useful for a few members of the organization. and even then, 'associate' works better.
'cohort' -untested in the field. suggests an equal footing in the affair, ideal for post-structuralist evil organizations with a bottom-up power structure that's held in the hands of the evil workers themselves. perhaps we'll explore it together?
may I suggest: 'grunt' – time-tested by crime bosses with a variety of goals and organizational mandates. implies a subservient position with none of the innate baggage of lackey et al.
GRUNT IS PRETTY GOOD
I'm way cooler than my dad actually. fuck that guy. I have better hair, I've spent more time working on myself, and I look better in a jacket than he ever did.
I wish my forcibly adopted son Zerogoth a very merry "you missed father's day"
Fucked up in Unity Village, eating Bitos and discussing the intricacies of PAVARD's Shenanigans.
Freaking PAVARD...
What are they doing running (and un-running) services that close to my old home????
Oh fuck you've got them too? Your universe is fucked. Sorry to say -LR
@zerogoth Give back my electric toothbrush, don't make me call bingduc'gogoria
So I was thinking about Cores and how they're shaped like cubes, and then I realised that Minecraft blocks are cubes too. So like, what if I snuck Dungeon Cores into packs of Minecraft Blocks. Wouldn't that be nice and evil?
You should see the sorting system Bingduc'gogoria made, it's way better than anything I've seen. I love Eldritch Minecraft
Favorite Minecraft version?
It's hard to choose a favourite. I like all of them, but a few faves are 1.6, 1.7, 1.8, 1.12, 1.16 and 1.18, It should come as no surprise that I exclusively play modded. Also, leave the baby mobs (Unless they're hostile) alone. I have zero tolerance for violence against children.
Thank you for the ask @wertercatt, It was fun gaming for a little bit again. The Vast Child is surprisingly good at making mob grinders. It will be interesting to encounter you.
what's your favorite war crime
Compelling a prisoner of war or other protected person to serve in the forces of a hostile Power. It is literally the basis of how I build my army.
Thank you for your ask anon. Being anonymous, you are beyond my reach. For now. But I assure your conquest will be as painless as possible for you
...doesn't the Silent Court want to bring about the end of Paradox Space?
You are misinformed anon. They seek to generate endless terror to feed on. Ending Paradox Space is counter to that goal, we have encountered upon an alternative: The Metamotion Process. We create a new space specifically for generating said endless terror. Unfortunately the ingredients are rare and hard to keep stable.
Thank you for your ask anon. Being anonymous, you are beyond my reach. For now. But I assure your conquest will be as painless as possible for you
How do you cope with the knowledge that your rule will eventually come to an end, as all things inevitably will?
Badly. Why do you think I signed on with The Silent Court? Together, we have the chance to deny fate and make my reign truly eternal.
Thank you for the ask @flmun, your death or conversion will be more merciful than it otherwise would've been as thanks.
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Very funny Tekite. Next time sanitize your SQL.
Next question.
It has come to my attention that my future self has found this blog.
Hello foolish mortals. This blog is a Q&A with the true ruler of all reality: Me. I will be answering as many asks as I can, so if I could please ask you to keep it serious, that would be great.
Thank you in advance.