i don't get people who are like "the characters would be awful irl" "the brothers would never like someone like me" and general other negative stuff. this is a fictional series about dating demons. the devil from the bible is a walmart jumin han and literally froze his brother's credit card by hiding it in the freezer cause it's a stupid dad joke. another devil from the bible is blond nerd and has gone "nya~!" on multiple occasions. there's a bisexual haired grim reaper has bisexual hair who has a looney tunes slapstick dynamic with an immortal sorcerer who made the mc go back in time with his shitty cooking . none of this real. why are you a sad loser in silly goofball demon land. be happy. yayyyy ✨✨✨
Fucks me up how Solomon doesn't have a last name in canon. Like he lives in the human world doesn't he. He has to have an id and some shit. What did he name himself? Solomon Sorcerer or some shit? Solomon Wise? Solomon King? Solomon Solomon?
Why is Solomon sparkly for this Job? How many lawsuits has this caused? Why are we letting him work here, who is letting him in a restaurant? Even for Deliveries he should not be bear food. May Diavolo have mercy on whoever eats here during Solomon's shift.
Important question, even to this day it still confuses me how magic and shit like that exist in Devildom yet these guys think a smart vacuum is a disk. Like how in season 3 these mf’s were STRUGGLING with the ice cream maker. Not to mention Levi’s otaku games are like next level yet these guys have no idea how forks fucking work? It still leaves me frustrated to this day. Like PICK A SIDE either have no technology or be advanced than humans. “Oh nooo!! My ultra new game that teleport you as into the game accidentally preloaded MC! We are now stuck playing the game IN REAL LIFE!!” And then two seconds later in the human world “MC what is this? A torture device maybe?” (pointing at a blender). It’s super annoying like how the base game could never choose if these guys were smarter or dumber than humans.
Like at one point in story the demons are like “oh yeah the great mystery of humanity.. we know them all” and then the next lesson is like “oh how does one acquire meat in the human world? A butch her..? What does lesbians have to do with this MC? Oh its pronounced butcher? Oh.” It’s ultimately so funny and stupid. The includes Solomon as well, if he had more than two sentences in every season you would deadass see him be like “Oh! MC may i ask.. what is slay? Why do the girls on the street told me they would kill me? Is this a youngster thing a humble human like me cant understand?”. And i know solomon has a NASTYYY FOMO.
Solomon is a human yet because he is super old i bet everytime MC says a modern slang and he doesnt understand, he feels upset. Like demons cant understand human slang but HE CANT UNDERSTAND TOO!! What is the difference between him and those demons if he cant also understand a human slang as a fellow human?!?! MC please stop saying 67, he doesn’t understand. are you juggling balls with your hands? Why do you keep saying two numbers?! Is this a new jester thing?
Because I'm bored here's some "red" flag I think each romancible (and luke) om character would have
Lucifer - Blames all his farts on Cerberus and if you say differently you're getting hanged upside down. He also would unironically fall for anything ai and I feel like he would by ai listings then hand write a very disappointed letter to the brand and have all his brother's bomb the websites ratings.
Mammon - he would buy from shein and Temu. He's like that one annoying friend that spams you until you make an account for them so they can get something free from Temu. I also can see him being an ai bro for a while until he scams Lucifer and almost gets dozed by leviathan.
Leviathan - Bro would be the worst scalper in the world. He buys up all the card before even the store employees get too see them. He'd collect all of one specific card and resell that card for way too much. He'd also be one of those yumishippers that gets mad whenever someone else yumi ships with there character of choice. Bro would have thrived in the toxicity of the DSMP fandom.
Satan - He has written some of the nastiest smut the devildom has seen. So horrific not even Asmodeus wanted to touch it with a ten foot pole. Has a photo and or painting with him and every world leader kissing. It's like his version of the Lego land stamps. This does mean somewhere there's a painting of him and John Quincy Adams kissing.
Asmodeus - when in a fight the first thing he aims for are the earrings and eyes. Many people have been blinded by Asmodeus due to a drunk fight. He calls Twitter X and he doesn't apologize for it. He doesn't support Musk he just doesn't see the problem with the name change.
Beelzebub - He wears shoes indoors no matter how dirty they are. He'll take them off if asked. He's ruined many carpets this way. Has eaten one of Satan's cats in front of him. He was in a bad mood.
Belphegor - has and will curse any human that even glances at him with horrible insomnia and to stub their toe every Monday morning until they die. He is responsible for almost all cold cases in Poland. For some reason he just canon bare with them being happy and at peace. Has tried to convince Satan to split Poland.
Diavolo - the very few times he's gone to the human world before the exchange program he'd find as many beaches as he could. With all the joy in his heart he wrote will you marry me in all the sand. He is the reason many humans break up. He refuses to believe that Pigeons exsist. He has and will gaslight humans into thinking they are just schizophrenic.
Barbatos - listens to Andrew Tate. Not because he agrees with him he just takes joy in making troll accounts to mess with his followers. On a similar note he runs several conspiracy theory blogs online. Including but not limited to: flat earth, Mormonism, and the Bermuda Triangle is real. He just rage baits humans for the love of the game (leviathan has fallen for some of it)
Solomon - he's what's wrong with the Apalachin mountains. Don't ask how or why, he was black out drunk. He created the spell for testicular torsion, he was really mad at a wizard that stole his swagger.
Simeon - Solomon showed him American politics because he was bored. Now Simeon will break out into Trump impressions like his life depends on it. His impressions are good, but he just does it in the least funny way possible. Has several Labubu's (I find them so unironically cute, too bad they 're expensive) he ended up with all the ones Luke didn't want.
Luke - he falls for treads so quick. He and Solomon were in the trenches trying to get a needo. He wrestled an demon kid for a dumpling squishy. He had the Starbucks bear cup. Has complained about why some kids get to leave during tests and he doesn't (leviathan quickly taught him. Leviathan gets to leave for the extra help none of you can convince me otherwise)
EDIT BC I FORGOT uhh Gore warning btw, mention of i suppose dissection? dead bodies and blood as well as torture so be warned!!
MC WHO, after the first round of having gone through all their classes, regularly takes potions class more than the others, even joining a club for it to learn more
MC WHO tricks the others into thinking that they're just so interested in the more passive potions and any negative or harmful ones were accidentally made
MC WHO always asks Solomon where he gets his ingredients and if there are alternatives to each one
MC WHO memorises and notes down every single little thing when making potions
THE VERY SAME MC WHO makes and tests harmful and negative potions on demons who flirts with the others
MC WHO, when they need ingredients like demon horns, wings, tails or such, doesn't buy it legally but pretends to
MC WHO has gutted multiple demons who have flirted with the brothers even once.
MC WHO lets people who flirts with Asmo lives but "takes care" of the ones who make Asmo uncomfortable
MC WHO bought a whole house just to hide what they do from the others, spreading specific potions around the house to keep the smells hidden
MC WHO asks Solomon, who sees through them, how to get animals blood out of their clothes
MC WHO sneaks small pieces of demon meat with more dominant tasting foods, seasoning the meat with the devildom version of beef and chicken seasoning
MC WHO if they can't get rid of the body before it starts decomposing will use it in gardening, making sure none of it smells before they do so
MC WHO doesn't like sharing so they pretend to be nice but always make sure the demon who likes any of the others run away as soon as the others turn away
MC WHO whenever the others visit the human world with them makes sure anyone who flirts then also doesn't leave without being dealt with
MC WHO really likes torturing their victim, especially when they know the victim can only cry from the pain
MC WHO especially likes cutting open and studying their victim, learning on their own what each organ does! They'll cross reference with demon biology books to learn more
MC WHO doesn't like when their victim passes out. It's their fault they're in this situation, they have to stay conscious!
MC WHO really really wants to make an immortal potion so they kidnap any humans who flirts with the brothers, testing potions on them before then killing them, always disappointed when the results are the same
MC WHO won't give up. They'll end up in hell, yeah, but being immortal is much better than tortured for eternity
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