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-- The blog of Rise Emit -- (and any alternates that wish to share it) They/Them | 28 | Heir of Time | Prospit dreamer previous blogs: flightlessicarus and chumplist

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

as humiliating as it is to repost myself from a light-mode-user's reddit screenshot, i cannot allow this year's zenquish to go uncelebrated.

celebrate my favorite holiday with me, my friends.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

if the emperors of rome can add extra months that actually fuck the calendar up i'm allowed to add a new month that lasts 0.0000 picoseconds

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

the last holiday that hasn't been commercialized

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

i made this up when i was a little kid and nothing would make me happier than to see people celebrating it for years to come

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

zenquish approaches. prepare to rejoice! briefly!

[isjustacat]

So briefly in fact that the preparation and the afterparty for the celebration makes up exactly 100% of the celebration, kinda like new years except even shorter

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

see, you get it

[flyingincandescent]

Whoever sees this second: Get booped on the snoot, whoever sees this third, you are hereby temporarily granted access to The Orca Machine and whoever sees this fourth you are now required to answer this question: what is white and black and green all over?

First one to read this, tough luck

Well, you had to read this to write it, but I don't have a snoot.

aosjdh galahad, why are you booping me on the nose

[foldingfittedsheets]

May I present: Leda and the Swan Princess! It's based on this post about a swan princess who refuses to go quietly in obscurity when cursed. (If you liked this one you will probably also like my other comics which you can find on my pinned post).

If you enjoyed and want to support a queer art student, you can tip me over on my Ko-fi! Tips help me out dramatically while I'm still in school!

Find this and my other comics on Tapas, Once Upon a Meet Cute!

[prokopetz]

Last night I dreamed that Tumblr used AI to implement a mandatory feature that automatically placed illustrative emojis before all important nouns in posts, like the dialogue in Super Mario Odyssey, except there was something wrong with the AI and it gradually started identifying every noun as "gun".

[demilypyro]

I'm way cooler than my dad actually. fuck that guy. I have better hair, I've spent more time working on myself, and I look better in a jacket than he ever did.

[black-quadrant]

[destinyslizard]

I'm in this fucking dungeon and BAM.

Marimo rolling around trying to escape a mouse. So confused.

[flyingincandescent]

what...?

marimo as in those aquatic moss balls?

[flyingincandescent]

turns Larkspur and Darkspur into each other for five minutes

Fuck you magic anon.

[destinyslizard]

I'm almost scared to ask what happened Lark...

[flyingincandescent]

Had a shitty dream where we switched places.

It turns out that it really fucking sucks to recover from chemotherapy!

Also they managed to kill at least one person with a banana while looking like me.

[flyingincandescent]

turns Larkspur and Darkspur into each other for five minutes

Fuck you magic anon.

[neosatins]

I love giving my outfits to Shadow hehe

[flyingincandescent]

turns Larkspur red for five minutes

wh-what the fuck is going on here?!

[flyingincandescent]

...apparently somebody installed a red tint mod on my computer glasses.

[flyingincandescent]

turns Larkspur red for five minutes

wh-what the fuck is going on here?!

[dragongirlbunny]

saw a post on bluesky about reimagining The Iliad as a mecha war and that idea goes unbelievably hard. achilles in his legally distinct gundam cutting through dozens of enemy suits. aggamemnon in his gold-plated mech. paris using a long range sniper rifle to exploit a design flaw in achilles' armor. the gods are all various megacorps who have a stake in the war bc it'll impact their profits.

[foone]

what's the worst shape of pasta.

there is no such type of pasta. it's like women: they're all the best

[abalidoth]

Spaghetti. Fight me.

[charyou-tree]

Angel Hair is worse spaghetti.

[flyingincandescent]

yea, I'm gonna have to agree with angel hair. It activates my gag reflex when I try to eat it because it's too damn thin.

[ace-trainer-alice]

There's a kind of automatic process by which we take things attached to us to be part of us. I see it talked about as related to the philosophy of 'cyborgs'. At first while you're carrying a heavy object, you might bump it into the wall as you pass, but if you wear your hair a certain way for long enough, eventually your brain will understand that to be how tall you are, and adjust calculations to account for it. Body image is not static, but adapts as needed. Thus, I understand why you keep banging your horns on doorways, but that's really no cause for alarm. You keep insisting that this isn't who you are, but before too long your brain will update and you'll get used to it. At that point in time, once you adjust, that'll be an interesting moment. I'm curious to see whether your sense of identity will update before or after that day.

[verberation]

Oh fuck ! The grief is inescapable! Oh ! the love too is also inevitable!

[tothechaos]

big fan of the recent trend ive noticed of people adding flaming text of the original word over censored words in posts. do NOT sanitize the internet. say fuck with your chest

[dragonslaved]

[virtualgirladvance]

[butterfly-sapphic]

[fibbunny]

[josilverdragon]

"The horrors persist but so do libraries, books, iced coffee, sunsets, trees, the word 'fuck', the moon and the sea."