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In-character answer/advice blog. Art by vampiraptor. MOD IS OVER 18.

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What the Valar even want with the Silmarils now? The Trees are gone, Sun and Moon are up in the sky

Man, even I don't want the Silmarils now. Fuck those stupid things. Massively overrated objects, magical in nature to a degree sure, but their coveted nature was more due to their political and historical associations I'd say than their inherit merit. I don't care much about the Valar either. They're flawed cowards hiding behind golden mountains of untouchable splendor. I like the sun and moon. I like lying in the backyard with my husband drinking wine under the moonlight. I like sitting on my porch as the sunrises enjoying a nice cup of tea. These are the things that matter to me now.

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Sometimes you'll pick up a book years, years ago and never really bother with it until you look at your bookshelf and remember an old friend.

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Sometimes the soup in the soup place next to you is on sale and you can drink it cold, lukewarm, or even way too hot for days to come as long as you keep it safe

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Sometimes you fall in love for the rest of your life, all at once

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With how many languages prince Nelyo knows, he could easily be a librarian or a linguist

Correct!! I care not only about the languages but the cultures themselves. I've collected a grand library.

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Fingon took me to an art museum today. It was great- none of the "big" name artists, but we saw some incredible pieces that really reflected some of the natural elements of western Beleriand mixed with the culture of the people. Really, some stunning pieces. Even saw some pottery from Doriath. The intricate paint detailing always gets me. Is it weird that, well, you know I love art....but I loved the trip with him even more? His enthusiasm over the paintings was more dear to me than the colors and brush strokes themselves. I want to put my hand to his cheek and tell him I love him until he's sick of my voice.

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What if Sauron sends all the anon asks

He doesn’t

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No, you're still a pet, you're just also a fugitive.

Okay that’s fair, I AM a fugitive. Fingon and I don’t really do the whole pet play thing, though. 

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You can't have a pet, you are a pet.

Not anymore!!!

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Have you ever thought about getting a pet? You could get a cat that could sit on your lap and let you pet it when you're sad because Sauron is trying to kidnap you again or whatever!

Oh, ha, I have Fingon if I want someone to sit on my lap and be cuddled...

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Do you have any pets?

I raise chickens for eggs. I don’t know if that counts as pets?

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Like I said, if I did the same joke more than once, that was accidental, and if I were an ask blog I would love getting silly asks that would make my character freak out, especially one who was part villain, but I'm sorry for assuming that about you. I will stop sending you silly asks.

(”Silly” asks are fine. But those are not silly asks I can interact with. Maedhros does not know what undertale is. I fail to see what you think would happen? He would just be confused and dismiss it as jibberish. Feel free to send “silly” asks but try to have them make sense. Stupid undertale bullshit is stupid undertale bullshit, not fun content.)

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If it's line of feanor couldn't fingon sperm supply?

I mean, yes, he could have a child-out-of-wedlock with a random person-with-a-womb, but I don’t know if he wants to. See, we’re married, and I don’t think he wants to sleep with anyone else...

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Take care of the kid when they can't. Help with tasks they can't do. Once the kid exists.

I’m afraid that would be a difficult commute back and forth. Besides, I’m not interested in being someone’s unpaid babysitter. 

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Right. They have the gametes already, themselves and someone else's. But they can't raise a kid without more help

Oh! You mean I’m supposed to babysit the kid for them?

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Can't *parent* without help. Like if they only have enough energy to work 8 hours a day, say.

I’m so confused still! As I said, I’m not going to contribute my own genetics into this arrangement, since I do not want to continue the line of Feanor. That mean’s I’m not going to fuck someone/impregnate someone. 

How am I supposed to help a couple other than me create a child! You keep saying I can help, but I don’t know how! Make them a nice herbal tea from my flower garden? Play nice mood-setting music in the other room? What do you MEAN give them more energy!

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Help someone who wants a kid and has the gametes lines up but can't parent without help?

How do you suggest I help someone parent a kid without using my own genetics? Stand in the corner in a cheerleader uniform and encourage them during conception? I’m rather confused here!