Ask Maomao

I was told I could find new poison recipes and learn about foreign plants here.

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Rules

1. This is an 18+ account. I myself am 19 years old and may post things that are for mature audiences.

2. This is a roleplay account. All asks will be responded to as though it were Maomao.

3. NSFW asks are allowed, but the responses will be tagged with the mature tag.

4. You must be at least 18 to follow my account and interact with the mature posts. Anyone caught breaking this rule will be blocked. I do check my followers blogs to confirm age. Ageless blogs will also be blocked.

5. Crossovers with other series and franchises will only happen if the asker instigates it. Maomao will not be going out of her way to travel inter dimensionally.

6. The knowledge of this Maomao is limited to the anime and a few known spoilers of the light novels. If Maomao has forgotten something, you’re welcome to hit her over the head with a frying pan and remind her.

7. All Maomao ships (with appropriately aged characters) is welcome. Jinmao, Shimao, Suimao shippers are all welcome.

8. This is a friendly space for people of all ethnicities, religions, genders, and sexualities. If you dislike certain races, genders, sexualities or religions do not follow this account. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✝️☪️🪯☯️✡️✊🏻✊🏽✊🏿

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Hello Maomao, just thinking and I wanted to ask, does Jinshi know that you’re technically his first consort/concubine?

Cause I’m pretty sure I’ve heard teacher muttering that he was “lucky to have such a fine young girl” at his side. Not even mentioning that Jinshi obviously favors you(alongside most high ranking officials) but I haven’t heard of him calling you his lady or anything?

I have no clue what what you’re talking about.

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what would you do if you ever saw Shisui again?

Not a thought worth entertaining. I won’t see her again. It’s best to move on.

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HEY MAOMAO! I’m a messanger from hundreds of years in the future I’m from the year 2025 and I just wanted to let you know we have invented this cool thing called a vaccine it’s made up of a weakened or dead version of a deadly virus and injected into one’s blood stream to give the body a chance to learn how to fight and harmless version so once the real thing comes along it is no longer any deadlier than a minor illness such as the common cold. I figured you’d like to know also here is a book of medicine from the future *hands maomao ‘a conside guide to medicine and drugs by do’* “i transcribed it from English to Chinese so that’s why it’s not super high quality and just a bunch of paper staples together oh also we have this thing called a stapler and staples it’s basically a thing that squished sharp metal into paper to keep things together”

A way to create immunites to disease and illness? Whoever invented this extrodinary advancment in medicine I want to meet them. Where are they? Tell me. I need to speak with them. I need to know how they made it.

Oh, and thank you for this guide. I'll keep it close.

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Hey maomao? I overheard from some other servant girls that you get into a lot of drama and end up solving it right? And you’re like super smart and stuff? Cus there’s this thing girl named xiuying who’s gotten super sick and no one knows why and we’re trying to help her while keeping up with our work and I’ve had to pick up her slack and stuff so no one loses their heads and we were just wondering if you could maybe find it in your heart to help a sick servant girl? The doctor doesn’t care cus our lives are worth nothing but that doesn’t mean xiuying deserves to die. I’ll be in your debt!

I'll be over as soon as I can. In the mean time make sure to give her light foods like rice porridge and warm water. If she develops any ew symptoms, tell me immedetely.

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Maomao, what’s your biggest regret?

Not eating more of that soup from the garden party. Hhha… It was so delicious…

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maomao what's your favourite spices or herbs you personally like for making sweet snacks?

I don’t really like sweet snacks. I prefer savoury and spicy. If you want herbs for a sweet dish you should use rosemary, thyme, or parsley.

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hey Maomao have you ever thought that you might be agender?

Agender? I haven’t heard of this before. Regardless of what I am, I’m happy as long as I can be an apothecary.

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Maomao had you ever tried matcha?

I have tried it once before while in the rear palace. It tasted nice. Not too sweet. I also have heard of Tis health benefits and want to get my hands on some matcha leaves to create medicines with.

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Psst maomao let's make a deal I take your cousin lahan for myself and I'll give you 5 of bezoars... Deal?

*hands in maomao 5 of bexoars

Deal! *snatches the bezoars and stares at them with the widest grin she’s ever had.*

Where did you even find this many?

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Have you ever had coffee before? Can I send you some? For Jinshi? He might need it

Even while in the rear palace I haven’t had the chance to try coffee. I have heard of its wakening effects like some teas. Master Jinshi could probably use some with the amount of work he has to do.

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Have you ever tried singing as a hobby? Or any creative hobby other than poison testing?

No I haven’t. Nothing really appeals to me besides poison and medicine.

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August already huh? Time can pass quickly when you’re always busy.

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Mao mao, come home! Visit your big brother! Uncle Loumen still keeps his old books in his room! Yao and en en are here too

Hrgh… only if I get to read my father’s books undisturbed.

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Uuhhg… my back…

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as a potter, it takes a lot of willpower for me to not drink the forbidden milk

which is transparent glaze that mainly contains, you guessed it, lead

Maybe I could create an antidote or find a treatment method that would allow you to drink the milk. Temporarily at least. That could also mean being able to do human testing for lead poisoning without risking death.

… I know my next experiment.

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🫵 cat

Little maomao? What’s it doing with you?