Melone

🍈 || Membro ufficiale della Squadra Esecuzioni || 23 || any pronouns || would you mind lending me a blood sample? || 💻

[ask-melonheh]

Buongiorno ~ !

I am La Squadra Esecuzioni’s most amazing and important member, Melone ~ !!!

After managing to do what the english-speaking people define “Jail breaking”, Babyface is now able to download ANY type of application, including Tumblr!

So.. I figured, why not have some fun in-between missions? and totally not to use your interests for Baby Face’s database…

You may ask me anything you’d like… and I’ll answer as truthfully as an assassin can ~ !

Arrivederci, Di Molto!

hey! I am @k4t4s4n, and this is the place where YOU can ask Melone anything!

Just a few rules:

{- No 🌽 or overly SERIOUS explicit stuff! Things {like flirting are ok, and explicit jokes are fine, but {please refrain from actual smut!

{- Absolutely no racist, homophobic, transphobic {or anything along those lines in the asks. You will {be ignored.

{- RP is encouraged, i find it really silly and I love {doing it!!

I got inspired by @/ask-ghiaccio and @/ask-risotto (aka my awesome moot), so go support them both !!!!

[ask-melonheh]

ok so if you had to push one of your teammates off of a boat into piranha infested waters who would it be

Realistically?

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… sorry Prosciutto!!

[ask--prosciutto]

I am not letting that slide. Watch out.

[k4t4s4n]

Oh shit oh fuck

[ask--prosciutto]

(He's cooked 😭 –Mod)

[ask-melonheh]

(IM DUMB AS HELLL I FORGOT TO SWITCH PROFILES but yea. yea he is.)

[ask-the-better-illuso]

It’s nice not to have things in the refrigerator constantly go missing

[ask-melonheh]

Well I am not the one scrambling to the kitchen every night.. and plus my camille are getting stolen more and more often

[ask-the-better-illuso]

I moved out, you purple moron.

[ask-melonheh]

Who the fuck says i dont nap in your bed while you sleep HOE

[ask-the-better-illuso]

You don’t even know my new address, and I’d very much like to keep it that way :/

[ask-melonheh]

Yet i can see you in the walls..

…watch yo backkkkkk…

(Mod: oh my god in dyslexic i misinterpreted your og post nvm in dumb as hell LMAOO)

[ask-the-better-illuso]

Seems like someone hasn’t been taking his meds… you’ve gotta be consistent with that.

[ask-melonheh]

HAH?? HOW DARE YOU I AM PERFECTLY MENTALLY FINE.

[ask-the-better-illuso]

It’s nice not to have things in the refrigerator constantly go missing

[ask-melonheh]

Well I am not the one scrambling to the kitchen every night.. and plus my camille are getting stolen more and more often

[ask-the-better-illuso]

I moved out, you purple moron.

[ask-melonheh]

Who the fuck says i dont nap in your bed while you sleep HOE

[ask-the-better-illuso]

You don’t even know my new address, and I’d very much like to keep it that way :/

[ask-melonheh]

Yet i can see you in the walls..

…watch yo backkkkkk…

(Mod: oh my god in dyslexic i misinterpreted your og post nvm in dumb as hell LMAOO)

[ask-melonheh]

@ask-the-better-illuso you should change your pillows, you know? Theyre too uncomfortable and damage my beautiful sleep

[ask-melonheh]

HE

…who..?

[ask-melonheh]

ok so if you had to push one of your teammates off of a boat into piranha infested waters who would it be

Realistically?

…

…

…

… sorry Prosciutto!!

[ask-ghiaccio]

gonna toss that pompous asswipe into those bacteria infested waters in the amazon rainforest that go up your urethra and eat you alive

[ask-melonheh]

You slut you couldve just told me to push you instead SMHHHHH

[ask-ghiaccio]

I’M the slut???!!!! You look like you’d want Prosciutto’s place in this situation…….

[ask-melonheh]

Well now that you really make me think about it….

[ask-the-better-illuso]

It’s nice not to have things in the refrigerator constantly go missing

[ask-melonheh]

Well I am not the one scrambling to the kitchen every night.. and plus my camille are getting stolen more and more often

[ask-the-better-illuso]

I moved out, you purple moron.

[ask-melonheh]

Who the fuck says i dont nap in your bed while you sleep HOE

[ask-melonheh]

we’re not on squeaking terms…

Oh? Well why..? Is it because of my lack of interest in cheese?

Cheese…

Cheese…..

tears up.. Formaggio….

[ask-melonheh]

dude we destroyed the cum artifact

.. n… no……… well @ask-risotto take off your pants.

[ask-melonheh]

ok so if you had to push one of your teammates off of a boat into piranha infested waters who would it be

Realistically?

…

…

…

… sorry Prosciutto!!

[ask-ghiaccio]

gonna toss that pompous asswipe into those bacteria infested waters in the amazon rainforest that go up your urethra and eat you alive

[ask-melonheh]

You slut you couldve just told me to push you instead SMHHHHH

[ask-melonheh]

hi, mama!! me, @ask-pittrice, and @ask-ovoli are stuck on the boarder of florida because Pittrice brought a gun that’s conveniently shaped like a weenie and we got caught.

uhhhh pick us up, we’re done with florida right now

-@ask-gnocchi

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I shouldve gotten a condom with my stand…

I am coming. Please gather as much blood as i can, at least ill have some spare samples..

[ask-melonheh]

ok so if you had to push one of your teammates off of a boat into piranha infested waters who would it be

Realistically?

…

…

…

… sorry Prosciutto!!

[ask-melonheh]

i just got here im already afraid of you 😭😭😭

-Sade

Ah! A newcomer!! Mind lending me some of your dna~?

[ask-melonheh]

Happy valentines day Mel

Ah.. sorry i responded so late.. i was uhhh

looks over at the 6/7 suspiciously valentines day edition shaped juniors

Busy.

[ask-melonheh]

hi mama

-@ask-gnocchi

Child..

[ask-the-better-illuso]

It’s nice not to have things in the refrigerator constantly go missing

[ask-melonheh]

Well I am not the one scrambling to the kitchen every night.. and plus my camille are getting stolen more and more often