Dear Mister Zima-FialovĆ”,
I must confess, I was unable to look past your rather horrifying Soul Flower at the Alune Celebration Ball, held for the return of two of the four crown princes of Aluneā¦ but now, after having encountered your small portraits and your enchanting discography, I cannot help but profess my love to you. You are absolutely breathtaking, between your vocals and your riveting bodyā¦ You should have been the lead vocalist of HAVEN! I find you to be the sole captor of my attentionsā¦ it is not fair that your sparkle is blocked by your so-called co-workers.
I wish to formalize my invitation for you to escape your current partyās clutches and join me as my groom in my grand estate, located just off the Palace of Aluneās grounds. You would be a perfect husband for meā¦ I would protect you, provide everything you could wish for, including āWyrmlingsā and āCakeā, which I know are your favorites. In return, you will provide me with your affections and your entertainment, which I will keep to myself, to protect your purity from the unseemly audiences you have been subjected to.
It has come to my attention that your current partner is a known criminal. I have, in your honour, made a rather detailed complaint to the local government regarding his(?) history of crime in the Argentian city of Amoria, where he shall be prosecuted henceforth! I must admit, pushing you towards your rightful husband (me) is rather strenuous, and I would rather you not make a habit of these horrid decisions. As an Aasimar, myself, I am always just with my judgement, and will not pursue legal action upon him unless I deem it quite necessary to save you from your Dragon captor. Really, I do not see how you put up with such a beast. He must hurt you, with his sharp talons and teeth, and I can hardly imagine how awful such a monster would be in the more delicate affairs of a relationship.
So, I bequeath this unto you:
Take me as your new husband, and we will be married posthaste!
Omg ur sooo right that i should have been the lead of HAVEN!!! I really am the best! Or, at least, so much better than YOU. Me and my boyfriend are out of your league, asshole. Never speak about him that way again or I will be sending my "known criminal friends" to crash the address that u so stupidly just gave me.
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