Ask Psycho-Doughboy

An ask blog for everyone's (least) favorite evil doughboy! Ask him whatever your little heart desires! He don't bite. :) (Characters belong to Jhonen Vasquez, I'm just a fan)

[nnyhil]

@ask-miserys-advocate started following nnyhil

"ᴏɴ ꜱᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ, ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴀɴꜱᴡᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ."

[ask-miserys-advocate]

THOSE ARE GOOD QUESTIONS, JOHNNY-BOY, AND YOU’D BE CORRECT.

BUT I’M NOT. I’M STILL VERY, VERY MUCH ALIVE...

I WONDER WHO’S FAULT THAT IS?

[ask-miserys-advocate]

What is your least favorite nickname? I'm not going to use it against you or anything. Promise!

GET OUT OF MY INBOX EFF

[ask-miserys-advocate]

Sorry for this question Psycho Doughboy but- Are you bald?

nO I AM NOT!! SILENCE!!!

[ask-miserys-advocate]

Assuming that Johnny named both you and Eff, what would you re-name yourself if you got the chance?

Indeed, he did. Really, I’d prefer my master to name me instead, or to simply have no name at all. Nothing to be addressed by- and nothing TO address...

NIL. 

I’d rather be named NIL.

[ask-miserys-advocate]

Hi D-Boy I've been a big fan for a while can you sign my arm so I can get a tattoo if your beautiful handwriting thanks in advance <3

Why of course, Anon!

In hindsight, though... 

This may have been a bad idea.

I don’t know how to write.

[ask-miserys-advocate]

UM... HE DOES BITE. I CAN CONFIRM.

Oh, only if it’s Eff...

[ask-miserys-advocate]

are you by any chance Nagito Komaeda?

Looks like I’ve been found out...

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair...

[ask-miserys-advocate]

Oh, it’s you. It’s been a long time.

I wouldn’t be surprised if I have been completely forgotten. Unfortunately for the both of us, I’m still here. Still writhing on this wretched earth. Still toiling away for the day our dearest Johnny-boy ends it all.

Until then… ask me anything.

(( HI EVERYBODY. I’m back! I was the owner of ‘AskTheDerangedMuffinMascot’ before BURNING IT IN A RAGING BLAZE CENTURIES AGO. I like D-boy a lot though, so he’s back, and WORSE THAN EVER! ENJOY ))