W+M1 Warrior

Armed with a flamethrower, a shy personality, and some jokes too, I hope you enjoy your stay. Yes, I occasionally break character.

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This page isn't dead, it's just asleep

[everythingfallout]

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He’s a good rad boy

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Happy Valentine's Day!!!

My heart is alight with burning passion on this day! Feel free to use that as a pickup line

[sosuperawesome]

Lavender Fish Eye Pillows by Alia Grace on Etsy

[tinyseacreature]

just throw a fish on your face

[rainbowbarnacle]

yes good i need twelve

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It's a quarter past eight, there's fish on my face

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What's the Pyro's favorite coffee?

French Roast. That was awful

[redbritishsniper]

(Good morning)

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Good Afternoon!

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oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

[nyfian-deactivated20150105]

HOLY FUCKING COW.

[carverly]

OKAY IT’S TRUE

[lookingforpack-deactivated20181]

WHAT

[imivi]

???

[kittyluvr69]

I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

[daxin-freeborns-news-feed]

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

[kynisme-blog]

oh?

OH

[ohcaptainmycaptain1918]

#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible 

nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST

[followpearlpinesnotthisblog]

gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE 

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF

[stach3nscarf3n]

you’re shitting me

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-

[blustrology-deactivated20180312]

i wanna see what happens

[annotateee]

it looks fun i guess

[little-white-noises]

Where did this even come from

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WHO IS THIS

[ptaflowey]

//Mun did this before on her main blog so lets see if this happens again

[bumblyboy]

i don’t believe this 

[arcana-natured]

((HOLY FUCK??))

[blastichorror]

((Snorts. ))

[shibesky]

Probably won’t happen but still funny

[backpacksnackdust-deactivated20]

ez

[peakof-themountain]

Hmm

[video-game-imagines]

Let’s see..

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What

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Remember how insane it was when the phlog was buffed? I still hear the screams of burning players, running away from the 7 crit charged pyros. Pure insanity

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Sad

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Posting on a computer feels better than posting on my phone.

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Flamethrowers are great for lighting enemy spies cigarettes.

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Never thought I'd see a hacker on mannpower mode (that one gamemode that no one plays, with the grapple hooks)

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!

2017 couldn't have came sooner. Seriously, I'm ready to leave behind the horrors of last year, and leap straight into a fresh new start! Also, the Pyro update is coming!

[shitpostingvevo]

You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.

[mvlti-threxded]

This is actually such a good tactic for people with serious anxiety problems. Thank you. Really. Omg.

[darthstitch]

The only thin I will reblog instead of those horrid chain posts….aaaaaarrrgh.

[ender-arts]

I SAW ANOTHER POST. SO THIS GOES UP @soda-sofia I saw you rebloged the one with the closet. Reblog this and delete the closet chain! Trust me! And anyone who sees the chain death posts use this instead!

[pponk-deactivated20240917]

reblogs ‘cuz cat is cute

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Happy new year (almost)

Pyro here, wishing you all (the two people who know that I exist) a happy new year!!!

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I don't like using the phlog, the lack of airblast really hurts,l