HELLOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they/her/it im Podge!!! [full name Mod Podge :P] im just a humble desktop helper!!! and you can ask me anything!!! i uh...i can enter any system i want, its kinda cool but it weird even ME out too

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@ask-mod-podge
HELLOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they/her/it im Podge!!! [full name Mod Podge :P] im just a humble desktop helper!!! and you can ask me anything!!! i uh...i can enter any system i want, its kinda cool but it weird even ME out too
[REPLAYING LAST ARCHIVED NEURAL RECORDING...] [WARNING. AUDIO LEVELS EXCEEDED]
I think I'm Home...I don't think i ever had one
[ "Paper_Doll.ASCII" IS RESTARTING...PLEASE DO NOT SHUT OFF YOUR COMPUTER ]
..what happened to Evan..?
TW: Slight self harm I think?
[He is still screaming. There are thuds where his limbs throw themselves at the walls in an attempt to escape his own mind. It does not work. There is no escape.]
[ Podge claws their way to the farthest wall, unknowing of what to do and to afraid to act ]
[The guilt in the room is.. potent, to say the least.]
[..he can't stand it. He runs to the nearest trash can and throws up. It's bright fucking blue, just like the talismans that Avery made for all the voices.]
[The moment Simon enters, a hellish screech leaves Hide, and all the limbs try to get as far away as possible.]
[ Podge looks up at Simon with fear in their eyes ]
[The limbs continue thrashing against the walls, dropping what is clearly Eira's guilt crystal thing.]
[ Podge forces themself off the wall and catches the crystal, looking up at the flailing limbs as they barely miss them-]
[ PERAMITERS UPDATED. OPENING NEW TASK ]
[ Podge lunges at Hide, reangling his severed limbs and hugging them tight, Podge lets out a loud, unsettling scream, its glitchy and multilayered. Podge grits their teeth and forces words out of their mouth ]
[ Podge forms a 3D Model heart around the crystal and slams it into where Hide's heart would be, Podge gets slammed into the wall when the model fazes through Hides body like how it did with Simon ]
[ Podge is unresponsive ]
..what happened to Evan..?
TW: Slight self harm I think?
[He is still screaming. There are thuds where his limbs throw themselves at the walls in an attempt to escape his own mind. It does not work. There is no escape.]
[ Podge claws their way to the farthest wall, unknowing of what to do and to afraid to act ]
[The guilt in the room is.. potent, to say the least.]
[..he can't stand it. He runs to the nearest trash can and throws up. It's bright fucking blue, just like the talismans that Avery made for all the voices.]
[The moment Simon enters, a hellish screech leaves Hide, and all the limbs try to get as far away as possible.]
[ Podge looks up at Simon with fear in their eyes ]
..what happened to Evan..?
TW: Slight self harm I think?
[He is still screaming. There are thuds where his limbs throw themselves at the walls in an attempt to escape his own mind. It does not work. There is no escape.]
[ Podge claws their way to the farthest wall, unknowing of what to do and to afraid to act ]
STTAWWWWPPPP (//>///<//) @y0u-cann0t-h1de @memoryofavoice @the-blood-eel
Nooo!! Ur cool as hecc!! ^_^!!
Podge is so cool LOOK AT THEM LOOK AT THE COLOR THE STYLE
One could only dream
STTAWWWWPPPP (//>///<//) @y0u-cann0t-h1de @memoryofavoice @the-blood-eel
[Thrashing. Another Scream.]
[ Podge reaches their hand out, gently placing a brightly colored blanket onto Hide ]
[ Podge lowers their newly made body to the floor and holds out their hands, they wiggle their fingers slightly ]
[He doesnt even know he's doing it. His eye is no where close to his body. It's dark. He's still hallucinating. Although now his mind is swarming with a sight of Podge electrocuting him.]
[ Podge swiftly but carefully retrieves his eye and puts it back in place, they wrap the blanket around him like they're swaddling a baby, carefully hugging him and rubbing his back in small circles ]
[The hallucination of Podge destroys his final eye. The scream that is released echos throughout the mindscape. Hide's limbs pop off in the real world, and long with his eye begin rotating and spinning and bouncing all around the cellar.]
[ Podge releases Hide, crawling back slightly before they take a second to stare at the pieces of Hide's body ]
[ WARNING TYPE BLUE HAZARD DETECTED: TYPE 3 ]
[ Podge sat there frozen for a few seconds before slowly reaching for his eye again. Podge quickly tries to put him back together, leaning him on the wall ]
[ Podge's hands shake as they try to hold him in their arms, trying their hardest to hold their body together ]
[His eye is bouncing around the room, one arm is up in the greenhouse tangling with the flowers, and two of his legs are still rapidly spinning, trying to hit Podge.]
[ after about 10 minutes of struggle Podge has every piece of Hide's body. Podge's forced slime wavers as they look down at Hide's unresponsive eye and their catatonic state. ]
[ Podge continues to talk to Hide's dismembered body, trying not to let their voice waver as they rock back and forth with Hides body parts loosely in their paws ]
[Hide goes limp again, unable to scream and lacking the will to move anymore. His body tries to just fall apart in Podge's arms.]
[ Podge raps the blanket around Hides dismembered body, concealing everything but their head as they prop it up on their shoulder. Podge sings to Hide as they feel tears fall from their face and onto the floor...] [ Podge had lost another one ]
[Thrashing. Another Scream.]
[ Podge reaches their hand out, gently placing a brightly colored blanket onto Hide ]
[ Podge lowers their newly made body to the floor and holds out their hands, they wiggle their fingers slightly ]
[He doesnt even know he's doing it. His eye is no where close to his body. It's dark. He's still hallucinating. Although now his mind is swarming with a sight of Podge electrocuting him.]
[ Podge swiftly but carefully retrieves his eye and puts it back in place, they wrap the blanket around him like they're swaddling a baby, carefully hugging him and rubbing his back in small circles ]
[The hallucination of Podge destroys his final eye. The scream that is released echos throughout the mindscape. Hide's limbs pop off in the real world, and long with his eye begin rotating and spinning and bouncing all around the cellar.]
[ Podge releases Hide, crawling back slightly before they take a second to stare at the pieces of Hide's body ]
[ WARNING TYPE BLUE HAZARD DETECTED: TYPE 3 ]
[ Podge sat there frozen for a few seconds before slowly reaching for his eye again. Podge quickly tries to put him back together, leaning him on the wall ]
[ Podge's hands shake as they try to hold him in their arms, trying their hardest to hold their body together ]
[His eye is bouncing around the room, one arm is up in the greenhouse tangling with the flowers, and two of his legs are still rapidly spinning, trying to hit Podge.]
[ after about 10 minutes of struggle Podge has every piece of Hide's body. Podge's forced slime wavers as they look down at Hide's unresponsive eye and their catatonic state. ]
[ Podge continues to talk to Hide's dismembered body, trying not to let their voice waver as they rock back and forth with Hides body parts loosely in their paws ]
[Thrashing. Another Scream.]
[ Podge reaches their hand out, gently placing a brightly colored blanket onto Hide ]
[ Podge lowers their newly made body to the floor and holds out their hands, they wiggle their fingers slightly ]
[He doesnt even know he's doing it. His eye is no where close to his body. It's dark. He's still hallucinating. Although now his mind is swarming with a sight of Podge electrocuting him.]
[ Podge swiftly but carefully retrieves his eye and puts it back in place, they wrap the blanket around him like they're swaddling a baby, carefully hugging him and rubbing his back in small circles ]
[The hallucination of Podge destroys his final eye. The scream that is released echos throughout the mindscape. Hide's limbs pop off in the real world, and long with his eye begin rotating and spinning and bouncing all around the cellar.]
[ Podge releases Hide, crawling back slightly before they take a second to stare at the pieces of Hide's body ]
[ WARNING TYPE BLUE HAZARD DETECTED: TYPE 3 ]
[ Podge sat there frozen for a few seconds before slowly reaching for his eye again. Podge quickly tries to put him back together, leaning him on the wall ]
[ Podge's hands shake as they try to hold him in their arms, trying their hardest to hold their body together ]
ooc: PODGE THE SPEEDS AT WHICH YOU ARE BECOMING A TOP 5 FAVORITE BLOODYVOICES CHARACTER ARE INSANE
OOC: bro i have never been so flattered THANK YOU!!! YOUR CHARACTER IS WONDERFULL TOO
[Thrashing. Another Scream.]
[ Podge reaches their hand out, gently placing a brightly colored blanket onto Hide ]
[ Podge lowers their newly made body to the floor and holds out their hands, they wiggle their fingers slightly ]
[He doesnt even know he's doing it. His eye is no where close to his body. It's dark. He's still hallucinating. Although now his mind is swarming with a sight of Podge electrocuting him.]
[ Podge swiftly but carefully retrieves his eye and puts it back in place, they wrap the blanket around him like they're swaddling a baby, carefully hugging him and rubbing his back in small circles ]
Funny you think the worst of your problems is some weird shipping now
It is not zhe vorst, it’s just really annoying.
Zhe eye and I don’t vant to kiss, STOP INSISTING VE DO.
My fault really for believing humans would forget about this IDIOCY within a few hours.
Zhis has to stop soon, zhis is probably just a really unfunny joke zhat vill die out.
One can only hope. I truly don't see why they're so obsessed with the thought of us kissing.
Because zhey have nozhing else to do ozher zhan to bozher us.
Seems to be the norm for your pathetic species.
Look vho’s talking dipshit, don’t be such a fucking hypocrite. You’re zhe pazhetic one.
Like you didn't make a deal with me within moments of it being offered.
…. I never said I vasn’t pazhetic as vell, I just vanted to point zhat you are too, so don’t act you’re better.
You killed your own child, you’re extremely pazhetic.
Good pantheon... Or was destined to die a slow and painful death. A god feeling guilt... *He sighed.* My way out was faster. They would have stewed in their own guilt. They could have died within anywhere from weeks to centuries from when they lived. But they would have been in pain.
Oh did you murdered your own child out of love?
[Joseph scoffs] Vhat bullshit, you murdered Or because you hated zhem. You murdered zhem because zhey veren’t zhe obedient ass kisser you vanted zhem to be. Don’t act like vhat you did vas mercy, it vasn’t.
I hated them because they killed my parent, my children, and my friends. Despite that I still defended them when it happened because I knew it was an accident. Sure the disobedience was a little frustrating, but it's not something I would have actually killed them over. *He clenched his teeth.* They were my child. I loved each of my children as much as I could. As much as any god could. But at what point does grief and anger overturn that affection?
[Josephs thinks for a moment.. is that really true? Did Or really do that? They did cause the quiet rapture… no he has to be lying, lying to make himself seem more sympathetic. The manipulative bastard] Don’t fucking lie to me.
[Joseph takes a big buff of smoke from his cigarette and blows it in the Eye’s face] Fuck you.
*The Eye blinked a few times, the wings on his head flapping to try and get the smoke away from him.* Mhm. Fuck you too. Make sure to burn it out on me next. I'm sure it'll hurt more, Joseph. Also if I was going to lie to you, it'd be far more obvious.
[Joseph forcefully grabs the Eye’s arm and burns his cigarette into the palm of his hand] Zhere, happy dipshit?
*He tilted his head to the side and back subtly, staring down at the burn on his palm. He flicked some of the ashes from his palm with his ring finger. A smile crossed his face.* Mmm, very.
[Joseph sneers and rolls his eyes] Veirdo.
FUCK OFF PODGE.
[Joseph’s face is a bright red] VE ARE NOT FRIENDS, NOT ANYMORE.
HUH?!
PERVERTS AS I SAID!
NO! IF I'M NOT GOING TO DATE JOSEPH WHY WOULD I DATE YOU??? YOU PARASITE!
OI, IF ANYONE’S A PARASITE ITS YOU.
I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU, YOU WORM!
I KNOW ZHAT DIPSHIT.
[he shoves the eye]
*The Eye intentionally over-exaggerates, stumbling and falling onto his ass.* Oh! I'm wounded! Oh Joseph how could you...
I’LL SHOW YOU VOUNDED.
[Joseph tackles the eye]
*The Eye allows himself to fall onto his back, staring up at Joseph. A grin spread across his face. He reaches up with one hand and squeezes Joseph's cheek with two fingers* My my so much anger in you! Oh it's just adorable...
FUCK YOU.
[he attempts to strangle the eye}
[Thrashing. Another Scream.]
[ Podge reaches their hand out, gently placing a brightly colored blanket onto Hide ]
[ Podge lowers their newly made body to the floor and holds out their hands, they wiggle their fingers slightly ]
Funny you think the worst of your problems is some weird shipping now
It is not zhe vorst, it’s just really annoying.
Zhe eye and I don’t vant to kiss, STOP INSISTING VE DO.
My fault really for believing humans would forget about this IDIOCY within a few hours.
Zhis has to stop soon, zhis is probably just a really unfunny joke zhat vill die out.
One can only hope. I truly don't see why they're so obsessed with the thought of us kissing.
Because zhey have nozhing else to do ozher zhan to bozher us.
Seems to be the norm for your pathetic species.
Look vho’s talking dipshit, don’t be such a fucking hypocrite. You’re zhe pazhetic one.
Like you didn't make a deal with me within moments of it being offered.
…. I never said I vasn’t pazhetic as vell, I just vanted to point zhat you are too, so don’t act you’re better.
You killed your own child, you’re extremely pazhetic.
Good pantheon... Or was destined to die a slow and painful death. A god feeling guilt... *He sighed.* My way out was faster. They would have stewed in their own guilt. They could have died within anywhere from weeks to centuries from when they lived. But they would have been in pain.
Oh did you murdered your own child out of love?
[Joseph scoffs] Vhat bullshit, you murdered Or because you hated zhem. You murdered zhem because zhey veren’t zhe obedient ass kisser you vanted zhem to be. Don’t act like vhat you did vas mercy, it vasn’t.
I hated them because they killed my parent, my children, and my friends. Despite that I still defended them when it happened because I knew it was an accident. Sure the disobedience was a little frustrating, but it's not something I would have actually killed them over. *He clenched his teeth.* They were my child. I loved each of my children as much as I could. As much as any god could. But at what point does grief and anger overturn that affection?
[Josephs thinks for a moment.. is that really true? Did Or really do that? They did cause the quiet rapture… no he has to be lying, lying to make himself seem more sympathetic. The manipulative bastard] Don’t fucking lie to me.
[Joseph takes a big buff of smoke from his cigarette and blows it in the Eye’s face] Fuck you.
*The Eye blinked a few times, the wings on his head flapping to try and get the smoke away from him.* Mhm. Fuck you too. Make sure to burn it out on me next. I'm sure it'll hurt more, Joseph. Also if I was going to lie to you, it'd be far more obvious.
[Joseph forcefully grabs the Eye’s arm and burns his cigarette into the palm of his hand] Zhere, happy dipshit?
*He tilted his head to the side and back subtly, staring down at the burn on his palm. He flicked some of the ashes from his palm with his ring finger. A smile crossed his face.* Mmm, very.
[Joseph sneers and rolls his eyes] Veirdo.
FUCK OFF PODGE.
[Joseph’s face is a bright red] VE ARE NOT FRIENDS, NOT ANYMORE.
HUH?!
PERVERTS AS I SAID!
NO! IF I'M NOT GOING TO DATE JOSEPH WHY WOULD I DATE YOU??? YOU PARASITE!
Funny you think the worst of your problems is some weird shipping now
It is not zhe vorst, it’s just really annoying.
Zhe eye and I don’t vant to kiss, STOP INSISTING VE DO.
My fault really for believing humans would forget about this IDIOCY within a few hours.
Zhis has to stop soon, zhis is probably just a really unfunny joke zhat vill die out.
One can only hope. I truly don't see why they're so obsessed with the thought of us kissing.
Because zhey have nozhing else to do ozher zhan to bozher us.
Seems to be the norm for your pathetic species.
Look vho’s talking dipshit, don’t be such a fucking hypocrite. You’re zhe pazhetic one.
Like you didn't make a deal with me within moments of it being offered.
…. I never said I vasn’t pazhetic as vell, I just vanted to point zhat you are too, so don’t act you’re better.
You killed your own child, you’re extremely pazhetic.
Good pantheon... Or was destined to die a slow and painful death. A god feeling guilt... *He sighed.* My way out was faster. They would have stewed in their own guilt. They could have died within anywhere from weeks to centuries from when they lived. But they would have been in pain.
Oh did you murdered your own child out of love?
[Joseph scoffs] Vhat bullshit, you murdered Or because you hated zhem. You murdered zhem because zhey veren’t zhe obedient ass kisser you vanted zhem to be. Don’t act like vhat you did vas mercy, it vasn’t.
I hated them because they killed my parent, my children, and my friends. Despite that I still defended them when it happened because I knew it was an accident. Sure the disobedience was a little frustrating, but it's not something I would have actually killed them over. *He clenched his teeth.* They were my child. I loved each of my children as much as I could. As much as any god could. But at what point does grief and anger overturn that affection?
[Josephs thinks for a moment.. is that really true? Did Or really do that? They did cause the quiet rapture… no he has to be lying, lying to make himself seem more sympathetic. The manipulative bastard] Don’t fucking lie to me.
[Joseph takes a big buff of smoke from his cigarette and blows it in the Eye’s face] Fuck you.
*The Eye blinked a few times, the wings on his head flapping to try and get the smoke away from him.* Mhm. Fuck you too. Make sure to burn it out on me next. I'm sure it'll hurt more, Joseph. Also if I was going to lie to you, it'd be far more obvious.
[Joseph forcefully grabs the Eye’s arm and burns his cigarette into the palm of his hand] Zhere, happy dipshit?
*He tilted his head to the side and back subtly, staring down at the burn on his palm. He flicked some of the ashes from his palm with his ring finger. A smile crossed his face.* Mmm, very.
[Joseph sneers and rolls his eyes] Veirdo.
FUCK OFF PODGE.
[Joseph’s face is a bright red] VE ARE NOT FRIENDS, NOT ANYMORE.
HUH?!
PERVERTS AS I SAID!